HUSSION BROS. BLOW UP IN WEEK 5 ANOMALY. INCORRIGIBLE MCLOVIN LOSES THIRD STRAIGHT PARLAY WHILE ITS LOVE ON THE ROCKS FOR TOGETHER 4EVER.

In a Week 5 shocker, the Hussions answered season-long heckling with scores in the 40’s. We’ve Got Red Bush won all his games and moves up 11 spots from #28 to #17. Hollywood Hussion scores some rare Beaver love with a 23.5 pt dog game win.

But the Hussions weren’t the only bright spots in the Week 5 shit storm. BangBusMPLS blows a 30 pt load up to #3 and The River moves upstream 7 spots to #12. Savvy Hammes stretches his lead to 15 pts in the league and 26.5 in the powerhouse Big Storm conference.

Overall, Week 5 was plagued with football forecast incompetence as six players won only one game each. The League urges McLovin to reconsider their strategy after another botched 3-team parlay moves them down 5 spots to #27, just above hapless Piso Mojado.

Please note that the Sex Maquina picked Purdue +3 and not the moneyline. My mistake. Also, Week 6 is a Conference USA week.