HAMMES CONTINUES TO SODOMIZE THE FIELD WHILE THE CHAMP'S HANGOVER HITS ROCK BOTTOM.

Week 12 was the same old story for Hammes who scores 28 and now leads McButts by 53. With only three weeks left in the regular season, the conference winners are starting to emerge. Hammes has the Big Storm locked down by nearly 100 pts, and Corky McButts is up 88.5 in the Big Peaks conference. Coach is up 25.5 in the Great 8 but ladies man Flunisimo is vying for the title with a 40 point week.

There's a race in the Super Coast conference where We've Got Red Bush is being threatened by rookies Deanchine, Seminole26 and veteran Dee Bee. Hollywood Hussion strikes a big parlay as well, refusing to let his brother be better than him yet again.

This next week is the last binding conference week of the year. It's a WAC week. Also, to those who used their Power Conference this past week, you must also pick a Sun Belt game.

Love,
The Commissioner