Terrible offense in the BCS Championship catapults JB to the Bowl Championship

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In the closest finish in the history of the CFGL Bowl Season, JB squeaked out a win and holding off Together 4 Ever by a mere five points, 386 to 381.

JB's success was a result of a slow climb up the standings that was sparked by a day that Florida State and Miami both covered on his sheet and he won 10 of his next 15 games. JB finished with an incredibly accurate 64.9% of his points on his way to the victory.

In second place, T4E worked their way up the scoreboard, but the Ohio St/Texas game was the game where they finally gave up the lead. Finishing with a strong 64% correct and just five behind the winner it will surely have the rookie pair back for next year.

The top five had three rookies in it as IBlink finished fourth in his first run. The two veterans in the top five were Cockson, who in his fifth season turned in his best career performance finishing just nine points behind the winner in third place.

Last year's bowl champion, the First Lady finished in fifth place with another strong season. It is clear that she prefers the bowl season over the regular one.

We wouldn't be the CFGL if we didn't mention our worst efforts:

Deanchine finished at a dismal 27.9% of his possible points in one of the worst performances in the five years of the League. Rookie year can be tough and after a decent showing in the regular season, "The 'Chine" owes his loved ones an apology...but at least he is a rookie...

Rounding out the bottom feeders is a string of veterans who frankly should know better. One begins to wonder if Fluno will ever contend again. To have not even scored 200 points is an absolute shame to he and his picks, and he will subsequently be charged an additional $50 for next year's League fees...but it gets worse.

Fluno is a veteran, but has never won a championship which is not true of our next Biggest Loser, Hollywood. Hollywood showed that he is all flash in his Brendan Fraser-like peformance. We have often wondered about his style (full Jesus-like beard) but now his substance (or substance abuse) must be questioned as well. During this bowl season he started with a seven game losing streak and finished by losing 7 of his last 8 picks. Think about this...if the spread for the bowl season was Hollywood +200 you would have lost the house.

All three Johnson boys were beaten by the Johnson women...all part of the master plan to let them believe they have control and then have them pay our entry fees next year.

The biggest shame however, goes to the boy with the most misleading nickname...El P.innicle O.f M.ale E.volution, who shamed his gender doing the one thing we are supposed to be good at... watching sports. If Male Development were based on picks, POME wouldn't even have pubes yet. Tonto.

Thanks to all of you for participating in this year's version of the League. We are back and stronger than ever. We will be coming back for Season Six, so some of you need to start saving for your entry fees (you know who you are). 20 bucks a month until August should do it.

This is a tremendous amount of work for the Commish and Deeds, but we take pleasure in doing it and it continues to be the highlight of our sports year.

Thanks again, and we will see you next year. Look for emails in July! Tell a friend.

Love always,

Commish and Deeds