SEASON SEVEN IS THE RIGHT TIME FOR PRIMETIME AS HE FENDS OFF SITUATION FOR FIRST LEAGUE TITLE

Adorned with Oakley blades and business casual attire, the accountant from South Beach doesn’t resemble a stone cold killer at first blush. But, Primetime delivered a 60-point deathblow during Championship Week to bag his first CFGL title. The five-year vet struggled early this season posting back-to-back zeros in Week 3 and 4. Then the improbable happened, as he followed up his shitball weeks with back-to-back 4 team parlays that earned him 179 points. From there, Primetime battled with CFGL legend Prestige Worldwide all year to finally bring home the West Valley and the CFGL title. Prestige, for all his efforts, stays at #3 overall after posting a strong 45.

The most impressive performance of the week goes to Situation, as he comes up with a League-high 75. The boner of a week pops him up to #2 overall as he finally surpasses Carolina Fire Ants to take home the Big Canyon title. Despite letting the conference and the League slip through his hands, Fire Ants finishes fourth in his CFGL debut after solid picks all season long.

In the West Atlantic, The WinMonster 5000 all but had the conference and #5 spot locked down. Unfortunately, it proved to be more monster than win as a final week meltdown kept the door open for Mile High. The fiery ginger took advantage too, and left the Commissioner in a cloud of smoke with a conference-high 70. In the Southern Plateau, Aunt Betty’s wings gets clipped and keeps him from taking the conference title.

In the NE Heights, The Shaman nearly shits the bed with a 15-point week but is able avert disaster despite Mr. Kasey Johnson's 70. The Shaman grabs his second straight conference title heading into the bowl season as the Oven and Mr. KJ both finish just 4 points back.

In one of the most inspiring stories of the year, The Holy Trinity walks on the Midwest Shore waters, as they post a 55 to win the conference. Trinity’s pilgrimage went from fourth in the conference last week, all the way to the top. Hack Attack, La Maquina and Scaga helped facilitate the Holy miracle as the Lord widely ignored their prayers on Championship Week.

Hell of a Season 7, the League thanks you all for participating and loves you more than you’ll ever know.

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