THE BELIEVER LEAVES IT TO BEAVERS - SCORES SEASON HIGH 88.5

Whether it was from true faith or the pressure he was getting from the League, Beaver Believer believed in his Beavers and it paid off big time. The 4-stack moneyline brings the Oregon St. grad 78.5 points and propels him 43 spots from #50 to #7.  And that wasn’t the only big score this week as the average jumped to over 24 points and an incredible 11 members had over 40 points for the week.  You get the feeling that the nerves have settled and it's officially on.

In Pete Carroll's Credit Union, Carolina Fire Ants and Snowflake picked the wrong week to shit the bed as Beaver Believer goes from second to last to leading the conference. But the Beaver wasn’t the only shocker in the conference as Get Drew Bledsoe in the HOF goes from #38 to #23 with his 42 point week. Once again, #46 Hammes struggles to find relevancy in a League that he absolutely dominated a couple years back. Thank God.

The streaky Hack Attack relies on a 16.5 point dog game to propel him to the Jerry’s Kids bonus and #10 spot. Just behind the Hack, #19 BullRob, #20 Stumblin’ Drunks and #25 Jamie O’Hare fight for respectability in a conference that lacks respectability. Head Honcho finds himself ass up again after losing his 3-team parlay on Thursday night. He loses the rest of his games on Saturday night and falls from #41 to #58 with his deplorable zero point week.

Petrinos Hog Riders has been a three man race to this point as Hollywood Hussion, Coach and Boss Bizzem have all had phenomenal starts. Week4 was no different as Hollywood wraps up the conference bonus after going 5 for 6 with a 14 pt dog game. Coach keeps pace and scores 34 to lift him to #13 from #17 as the Boss holds his position at #21. Vets Holy Trinity, La Maquina and Romosexual continue to be unspectacular and blend in with the riff-raff in the mid to late #40’s.

The Beast Infection continues his strong performance and his 35 points keep him at the #1 spot in the League. But it was RipperRipski who snagged the conference bonus with the League’s second Perfecto of the year. The 5 for 5 week sends Ripski from #32 to #6 who sits only 23 back from the Beast. SCAGA takes an unconventional route and wins all 38 points via the Lobos, moving the veteran from #25 to #16. In an act of desperation, #Coney2012 lets a woman at a jewelry store select his picks and the 0 for 6 puts him at #70. Hopefully the strategy paid off for him in other ways. Please confirm.

The Shapiro’s All Stars is a helluva conference. Once again, Barndawg sniffs out the conference bonus as veteran Dees Pimpin ‘Em makes a rookie mistake and forgets to pick a Big12 game. The Dawg sits at #3 and holds a strong lead over #9Deeds and #15 #want, who missed Perfectos by only one game. P-Horse still doesn't have a strong grasp on how to play but he continues his strong performance and is still in the hunt at #11.

#4 Schematic Advantage maintained it’s lead in the Wuerffel but it was KC Mizzou Mafia that took down the bonus with a 5 for 6 performance.The Mafia jumps 36 spots from #58 to #22 as UrbanCrierUrbanLiar drops from #4 to #8 after a solid 31. SOFFOCONE gets back in the game and jumps from up 16 spots to #54 after riding the Locksmith’s Friday Night Special for a 5-stack winner.

Speaking of The Locksmith, his Friday Night Special 4-stack set up a 52 point week that grabs him the weekly conference bonus. #14 RollTideYall jumps from #28 to #14 in a brilliant display as Wilson jumps up two spots to #18.  Rookie Meatball finally makes a move with a 43 and finds himself at #29 and only six spots from the money. 

Week5 is a C-USA week so start researching who the hell is in C-USA. Spreads to be sent out tomorrow. Holler with questions.

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