WEEK 13 STORY LINES

MCLOVIN POSTS PERFECT WEEK AND TAKES SOLE POSITION OF #24.
McLovin finally got the swagger they’ve desperately been seeking this year with the perfect power week. The 70-point week puts them only 9.5 points behind the self-acclaimed Hindenburg, who sinks further into his own darkness.

WILSON BAGS A MONSTER. GODDAMN THING GOES ABOUT 20 PTS, TOO.
Rootin’ Tootin’ Wilson shoots for the stars and slaughters a parlay en route to the #2 spot. The gorgeous Swede bags him 3 big bucks worth of points as he sets his sights on Hammes.

MAMACITA PROVIDES A SOLID NUCLEUS FOR THE CFGL
Balancing the drinking, smoking, cussing, lying members of the CFGL is Mamacita at #16. Not too good, but yet, not too bad, Mamacita is at the center of it all. Her 33 point week puts her only half a point behind her eldest son. It looks she will extend her streak to 29 years of beating her two boys.

FLUNISIMO’S PROFANITY LADEN TIRADE PROMPTS LEAGUE TO TAKE PROBATIONARY MEASURES
In a shocking display of impudence, Flunisimo contacted The Commissioner on Saturday afternoon and proceeded to yell:

“Fuck!, I can’t be-fucking-lieve I didn’t hit send ! That is such fucking bullshit! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!”

Flunisimo then attempted to bribe The Commissioner into allowing the picks to go through for “free drinks the next time he comes out to San Diego”. Early this morning the highly revered and ravishingly handsome Commissioner made his ruling. As punishment, Flunisimo will be “playing in pink” until Week 15.