AWFUL CLICHÉ OFF TO AWESOME START AS CINDERELLA STORY HITS PERFECT WEEK. HOLLYWOOD HUSSION RELEASES A FLOP WHILE THE BROWN EYE GETS CHAPPED

Week 1 was highlighted by rookie hard hitters and North conference contenders; Cinderella Story and Crab Monkeys From Space. League veteran Blue tops the East with 31 pts, while a couple of lovely women, Mamacita and The First Lady, pick the correct colored jerseys to lead the South and West, respectively.

Balancing out the high rollers this week were Brown Eye, Wilson, Honk, and Butters Stotch who managed to go a combined 0-20 in regular picks. "Power couple," Hollywood Hussion and McLovin’s Pink Oven, debut their dysfunctional relationship with an 0 for 5 Power Week and butchered 5 stack. Good luck you two.

Spreads for Week 2 to be posted later today.

Love,
The Commissioner