HEAD DETECTIVE PROVES HE'S A BONA FIDE DICK WITH 63-POINT PERFECT WEEK. DEE CONTINUES TO PIMP ‘EM AND STAYS AT #1 WHILE FLUNO FLAUNTS A FRICKIN' 46.

In Week 7 the League averaged just over 21 points and converted over 57% of CUSA games. Boosting up the scoring average was HEAD DETECTIVE who scored a perfect week and moves passed FIRST LADY in the WEST and up to #2 overall. DEE’S PIMPIN’ ‘EM stays on his grind and delivers another stinging blow while cruising through the “pride of the League” SOUTH. FLUNO finally gets loose and jumps 17 spots up to #14. Six of the League’s top ten are in the SOUTH.

SEMINOLE26 chops down PRIMETIME and takes the top spot in the dismal EAST. CINDERELLA STORY is hot once again and grabs the NORTH top spot as baby daddy G.O.W. shits himself with a 7. THE DRAGON fires up a 31 and stands only 5 points back in the conference.

There was also some pretty pig play in Week 7 as well. MR. KASEY JOHNSON highlights the hoggery by blaming his email for not delivering his picks. Perhaps he’s not as dependable as the Johnson family once thought. You hurt my baby sister and I will end you. WILSON and DEEDS got their picks in on time, but unfortunately for them, it didn’t make one bit of goddamned difference. CRAB MONKEYS FROM SPACE was on his own planet again and turns in a Wednesday game late Friday and fails to pick a Power Game. HONK finally hits rock bottom.

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Love,
The Commissioner