SCAGA AND PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE SELL OUT THEIR BELOVED LOBOS AND GAIN 50 PTS EACH. WILSON DOES NEITHER.

Week Two averaged just over 20 points and SKINNY DIP only needed 24 points to become the cream of the CFGL crop. He surpasses CAROLINA FIRE ANTS who continues to lead the BIG CANYON and stay at #2.

MR. KASEY JOHNSON goes from down on a knee to down three in the standings after a 1 for 5 week. However, not marked in the box score is him holding my sister’s hair back as she barfed near a South Bend concession stand. MAMACITA was able to win the conference with her 24 to jump to #24 in the League. Plus she leant a warm shoulder to cry on when Denard ran all over the Irish…. and my heart.

Former CFGL Champion SCAGA goes against the Lobos that he gave so much to, and goes 5 for 5 in his Power Week to give him control of the scrappy MIDWEST SHORE. He’s #3 overall. And I’ll be goddamned if he’s not handsome. THE HOLY TRINITY creates a nearly perfect week to post a 35 and jumps twelve spots to #12. Amen.

The NE HEIGHTS was all HOLLYWOOD HUSSION. The savvy veteran posted a 31 for the second week in a row and jumps to #6 in the standings with his 10 pt division win. He looks down on his hot and cold lover THE OVEN, who kneels in at the bottom of the conference and #22 in the League.

MORMON WHORES proved anything can happen when they surprised nearly everyone in the league by putting together a respectable week. They take advantage of a down SOUTHERN PLATEAU and lead the hapless conference. CHIEF gets off for a 24 and catapults up 4 spots to #34.

The WEST ATLANTIC is quickly becoming the best conference as SKINNY DIP grabs #1 and DR. GREEN THUMB elevates to #8 with a 48 point week. THE EAST VALLEY was all PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE who Powers up and sells his Lobos out for 50 pts. Money talks for this boisterous multi-champion global icon who looks good again this year as he sits at #4.

WILSON is this week’s butthole and joins a FLUTE WITH NO HOLES in the basement atop a mattress with no sheets or inhibitions. Last year’s champion DEE’S PIMPIN’ ‘EM, has an ’09 hangover and is tied for second to last. Shake that rust off big daddy.

Please let us know if there are discrepancies, sometimes there are mistakes. Week3 Lines to be posted later this evening.

The Commissioner