BIZZEM AND HACK ATTACK ACHIEVE PERFECTION. G.O.W. AND PRIMETIME ACHIEVE THE OPPOSITE.

Week 4 saw an average of just over 19 points with about 44% cashing in on their Big Ten Binding games. There’s now a new League leader, as BIZZEM’s perfect week sends him from #9 straight to the top. Just behind him in the West Valley and in the overall League, multi-season champ PRESTIGE WORLD posts a 28 and jumps to #2 overall. Afterwards, he encouraged fellow Leaguers SITAUATION and LA MAQUINA to "suck it, you pinche cochinos." In other West Valley news, nothing-but-frills PRIMETIME gets up on time only to fall down to the bottom of the League.

In the Southern Plateau, CHIEF wins a Power Week 5-stack and moves from #35 up to #12. MORMON WHORES remain in control of the division despite dropping from #7 to #10 after a 14-pt week. WILSON shows some life and only misses one game to pull in a 39.5. He jumps from #36 to #28, which actually isn't that sweet of a jump. Pretty nice week, though.

In the Midwest Shore, it was a high tide for HACK ATTACK as he pulls in a perfect week and jumps past division rivals SCAGA and THE HOLY TRINITY to #4 in the League. DEE’S PIMPIN ‘EM scores more in Week 4 that the first 3 weeks combined as he jumps from #36 to #20..

Despite falling to #3 in the League, CAROLINA FIRE ANTS maintains a healthy lead in the Big Canyon. After a Week 2 identity crisis, #26 PIGSKIN WHISPERER teaches his picks to “win” as he splits the weekly division bonus with his cousin BLUE who jumps up nine spots to #14. G.O.W. continues his decline as he loses every last one of his games and falls to second-to-last in the League.

The NE Heights continues it’s stellar play as HOLLYWOOD HUSSION’s 31 points are enough to not only win the division for the week, but take the outright lead in it as well. HOLLYWOOD jumps to #7 in the League as CINDERELLA STORY and MR. KASEY JOHNSON are only five points behind, tied at #8 in the League. VANDELAY INDUSTRIES shuts down production for the weekend and is a no-show for picks.

Former League doormat FLUTE WITH NO HOLES gives the West Atlantic an all-out rusty trombone by winning the division for the week. He scores a 56.5 points to jump from dead last to #28. #6 SKINNY DIP still has a strong hold on the slow to start conference. Speaking of slow, DR. GREEN THUMB over medicated and forgot to get his picks in on time thus letting fellow healing-enthusiast MILE HIGH tie him for second in the conference with a strong hit of 38 pts for the week.

Week 5 will be a Conference USA week, so MAMACITA will be playing with two Power games this week.

As always, let us know if you have any questions.

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The Commissioner