SCHEMATIC ADVANTAGE GAINS THE ADVANTAGE AS LAST WEEK’S TOP TWO SHIT OUT ZEROS

It was another lackluster week for the majority of the League as the average dipped down to a meager 18.5 points in Week5. And the shitty scores weren’t just reserved for the usual underperforming suspects like Double Bird Strike and Air Raid. In fact, it was Week4 leaders Beast Infection and The Locksmith who were held to zero while being replaced with sophomore teams Schematic Advantage and Barndawg at #1 and #2. That said, there’s only about 50 points separating the Top10, and despite being in Week5, it’s still anybody’s League to win. But again, just some awful overall scoring.

THE WUERFFEL

New League leader Schematic Advantage relied on a 5-stack on La-Monroe to bring them a 20 point lead in the League and a 57 lead in the conference. Next back in The Weurffel is #11 UrbanCrierUrbanLiar who goes 1 for 6, and #19 Nittany Lyin’ who stays hot with a 31. Last week’s conference bonus winner KC Mizzou Mafia loses a 3 stack on Georgia to help pave the way to a zero.

PETE CARROLL’S CREDIT UNION

In Sleazy Pete’s Credit Union, the Snowflake continues to fall as he’s on the outside of the Top 20 for the first time all year. Last week’s surprise, Beaver Believer, holds on to the conference despite posting a 14 as Michigan Hates U racks up the conference bonus with a solid 31. He moves to #15 overall.

JERRY’S KIDS

The new stranger on top of Jerry’s Kids this week is Bull Rob. His 4stack moneyline on Missouri helps propel him to the conference lead and sends him from #19 to #3 in a huge week.Big 2 gets 50 and rises 20 spots to #30 as Hack Attack and Jamie O’Hare beg to noticed on the Top Ten’s porch.

PETRINO’S HOG RIDERS

Hollywood’s storybook year is turning into more of drama as the former champ only puts up 14, leaving the door open for other Hog Riders. Coach closes in to 10 points off the lead as he splits the conference bonus with La Maquina and E’s Mugs at 3.3 points each. Holy Trinity waved their CFGL7 “Midwest Shore Championship” banner but weren't able to find the magic of years past. They stay put at #45 after a measly 17.

PLANET WEIS

The Beast Infection has finally subsided as the 0 for 6 week moves the former League leader to #4.  Beast now only leads the conference by 2 points over Ripper Ripski who moves up to #5. But the real story on the Planet was 4 year member and consummate basement dweller Flute With No Holes who hit an apparent Perfecto. But upon further review, he fails to pick a CUSA game and misses out on the 20 point bonus. He does however hit a parlay which helps him secure him the conference bonus. The Flute moves up 20 spots to #23. As for #Coney2012, the journey to #1 starts one ranking at a time and he's well on his way as he jumps up to #69.

SHAPIRO ALL-STARS

Barndawg proves he’s the best of the All-Stars once again as the defending champion jumps to #2 overall with his 24. But it was Welchtwins who gets the conference bonus on their way to gaining 20 spots to crack the Top20. ST-Deeds drops one to round out the Top10.

URBAN’S HEART DIVISION

It was supposed to be the lock of the year, but instead the Locksmith falls from #2 to #7 after a devastating zero week. But that wasn’t the only bad beat in the conference. Sic Em Dawgs watched his Dawgs give up a late touchdown to Tennessee to not cover his Power 3stack. The win would have given him the  bonus and the 40 point swing would have put him atop the conference and #4 overall. Instead, he sits at #27. How fragile the League is. Elsewhere in the Division, RollTideYall holds court at #14 as Wilson and First Lady are tied for third in the Division and #25 overall.