HOLLYWOOD HUSSION IS RELEVANT AGAIN AS SIMON'S WRECKING CREW WRECKS SHIT. HIS OWN SHIT.

Live by the beaver, die by the beaver. It’s a theme all too familiar for 9-time vet and CFGL2 Champion, Hollywood Hussion. And on Saturday, Hollywood reconnected with the Beaver glory that has escaped him the past few years. Oregon St. scored 25 of Hollywood’s 56 points and he takes the Hog-Riders bonus, the Hog-Riders lead, and rides his hog right into the #2 spot in the standings. League legend Romosexual, was equally impressive as he managed to lose all 6 of his games and drops to #64.

The Wuerffel was just as awful as Danny’s NFL days as 6 teams in the former Heisman’s conference scored 10 points or under. One of those teams was NxT_LvL who claims the #70 spot after losing every game in his 3-team parlay. But, as bad as the Wuerffel is, it’s still home to the League leader, UrbanCrierUrbanLiar, who was a Temple game away from the season’s first 5-5 Perfecto bonus.

In Pete’s Credit Union, it was champion on champion action as Mamacita narrowly beats out out The Snowflake for the weekly conference bonus. The Union is the top conference so far as five of its teams find themselves in the Top16. Despite an awful Week2 performance, Carolina Fire Ants continues to lead the conference and sits at #4 overall. Beaver Believer shows a lack of faith and only gets 8 points from his beloved Oregon St. He falls six spots to #48. Make no mistake about it, this was the week to believe, guy.

For the most part, Planet Weis experienced cold temperatures in Week2. #Coney2012 was a glutton for punishment as his Power 5-stack on Wisconsin was anything but Kosher.  Last week’s conference leader Juice1 juiced all 6 of his picks sending him from #15 to #41. Two conference 3stacks also went down as Simon’s Wrecking Crew jumped on an overrated Oklahoma St. and Mormon Whores died by the Mormon and Utah. The only real growth in the conference was in the form of a full-blown Beast Infection, who spreads to the top of the Planet.

Stumblin’ Drunks threatens Jerry’s Kids as the degenerate wins three games in a Power Week. The 30 points were just enough to edge Head Honcho who hit a nice two-team parlay for an extra 7 pts. The Drunk takes over the conference from Hack Attack was more Hack than Attack with his 1 for 6 week. .

P-Horse continues to be the pride of the Shapiro All-Stars as the rookie jumps to #4 after splitting the bonus. Barndawg gets a key dog game to keep him contention at #21 but it’s Deeds and TP3 in striking distance as they’re tied at #10.

Sic ‘Em Dawgs scored 56 thanks to the Dawgs and leads Urban’s Heart Division by 18.  If he continues to ride Georgia, vets like  #19 Wilson, #22 First Lady and #42 Lanny Flaherty could move up in the standings.  Elsewhere in the Division, the Locksmith’s Thursday Night Lock scored 133 for the League as he moves to #34 overall. My pleasure, gang.

This next week is a Big10 week. Spreads to be sent out tomorrow.

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The Commissioner