WEEK 14 RESULTS/STANDINGS

WE’VE GOT RED BUSH PARLAYS STUPIDITY WITH FAILURE AND LOSES CONTROL OF THE SUPER COAST.
Dicey decisions has been the story for We’ve Got Red Bush this year, but in Week 14 a three team parlay with a 10 point conference lead proves the biggest boner of the year. Rookie Seminole26 now leads the conference by 29 as the rest of the conference scores a mere 14 pts between them.

CON GANAS SHITS THE BED IN A -150 POINT CATASTROPHE
In what only can be described as CFGL suicide, Con Ganas gives another glimpse of his large, gorgeous testicles to the rest of the league. Although unable to convert the most courageous pick in CFGL history, his cojones shine like a beacon of hope for all CFGL’ers to see.

DANGER DEED’S CONTEMPT TOWARD THE IRISH THREATENS HIS FATHER’S GLORY
After renaming himself to Fire Charlie, Danger Deeds catapulted up the Great 8 ranks with a 46.5 point week to only 4.5 points behind conference leader Coach. In what can only be described as utter disappointment in his oldest boy, Coach was infuriated by his son’s act of ND betrayal and should seriously think about disowning him. Week 15 will separate the men from the boys.