CFGL CHIVALRY NOT DEAD AS 3 WOMEN ARE ESCORTED TO THE TOP 11. HOLLYWOOD HUSSION WITH ANOTHER SHITSHOW AS BROWN EYE WHINES THAT CFGL IS "OVERWHELMING."

Week 2 produced an average of 16.6 points, but the real story was the estrogen packed top 11 that have some competitors feeling a little feminine themselves. Mamacita led the ladies with 31 points and jumps to #2 while the First Lady and super elusive Corky McButts rocked 24-point weeks.

Dee's Pimpin 'Em, was well, pimpin' 'em with a high score of 36 points. Butters Stotch and The Dragon also had monster weeks while Cinderella Story’s 14-point week keeps him at #1. The North conference looks like the powerhouse this year as the East and West still up for grabs.

Many League members witnessed Hollywood Hussion suffer another abysmal week and then fail to walk his girlfriend to her car because he didn't want to lose his couch spot. In other news, Brown Eye emails the Commissioner to say he feels overwhelmed by the League. Perhaps he should speak to one of the lovely League ladies for advice.

Please note that Mile High was mistakenly given 21 instead of 28 points last week. Week 3 lines to be posted later this week.

Love,
The Commissioner