LEAGUE ESTROGEN LEVELS CONTINUE TO SOAR AS CRAB MONKEYS FROM SPACE IS BROUGHT BACK DOWN TO A SAD, PATHETIC REALITY.

Week 3 was the wrong week to for inaccuracy as the average score was just over 20 points. BROWN EYE finds himself on the bottom. And as appropriate as that may seem, it came after tripling his previous two-week total. But the biggest free fall of the week came at the hands of CRAB MONKEYS FROM SPACE who dropped from #3 to #15. Let’s hope those things don’t spread.

The high rollers were women once again. “THE OVEN” started a slow simmer Thursday night and marinated through Saturday night to serve up a nice, pink, tender, moist perfect week. The 58 pointer takes her from #24 to #3. But more importantly, THE OVEN'S up and down and up and down and up and down again relationship with HOLLYWOOD hits another brief climax as he snags his first 31 of the season. He sits dead last in the WEST.

CFGL pioneer and Season VI Champion, THE FIRST LADY, continued to dominate with a 38 pt week propelled by a 13 point dog game. She approaches the top spot as CINDERELLA’S slipper hangs on by three digits. Nonetheless, he leads the NORTH by 17 as MR. KASEY JOHNSON and THE DRAGON rep the conference at #5 and #7. On the flipside, the League sure does love EASY MONEY. Thanks again for playing this year, guy.

PICTURE ME ROLLIN reeled in 51 on the week spurred on by the biggest dog game of the year (20). He was a beaver away from a perfect week but at least he’s used to that. He sits smack in the middle of a SOUTH where consistent veterans DEE’S PIMPIN ‘EM and MILE HIGH lag just behind THE OVEN.

SEMINOLE26 leads a lackluster EAST by a half-point over PRIMETIME. BIG DADDY fight for respect at third but may find that hard to get with a playbook that includes 1 point Dog Games. It's just that type of play that plagues the rest of the conference as they're scattered through the 20's and 30's of the standings.

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Love,
The Commissioner