DON'T BE A VICTIM
Commissioner,
This will serve as my first complaint, written of course for evidence in the future. Your inaccurate ruling on the 20 point bonus is a schmockery, of the league, its participants, and most of all the power we have all trusted in you as our commissioner. One cannot help but draw from your ruling that your personal gain, position in conference is being threatened. You see, with the additional 20 points that we deserve, we climb right smack dab in front of who else, the commish.. I am requesting, no urging that an additional 20 points be place in our total points column. If I do not see these points arrive by midnight tomorrow, Oct. 21, The Trinity will be forced to pray unto “THE FRONT BUT” fumbles, interceptions, and utter chaos as his season unfolds in the hands of The Pickling Clawson.
Signed,
THE (of the holy trinity)
*THE RULES STATE QUITE CLEARLY THAT "GOING 5 FOR 5 IN A WEEK (NOT INCLUDING YOUR DOG GAME) WILL GET YOU A 20 PT BONUS." FOR THOSE CONFUSED, THAT DOESN'T MEAN WINNING 4 GAMES. IT MEANS WINNING 5 GAMES.
This will serve as my first complaint, written of course for evidence in the future. Your inaccurate ruling on the 20 point bonus is a schmockery, of the league, its participants, and most of all the power we have all trusted in you as our commissioner. One cannot help but draw from your ruling that your personal gain, position in conference is being threatened. You see, with the additional 20 points that we deserve, we climb right smack dab in front of who else, the commish.. I am requesting, no urging that an additional 20 points be place in our total points column. If I do not see these points arrive by midnight tomorrow, Oct. 21, The Trinity will be forced to pray unto “THE FRONT BUT” fumbles, interceptions, and utter chaos as his season unfolds in the hands of The Pickling Clawson.
Signed,
THE (of the holy trinity)
*THE RULES STATE QUITE CLEARLY THAT "GOING 5 FOR 5 IN A WEEK (NOT INCLUDING YOUR DOG GAME) WILL GET YOU A 20 PT BONUS." FOR THOSE CONFUSED, THAT DOESN'T MEAN WINNING 4 GAMES. IT MEANS WINNING 5 GAMES.
posted by B-Rock at
11:12 AM
11 Comments:
And you will know that I am the Lord . . .
Not to take sides, but I also initially was going to two-stack this week (the Oklahoma game), but went back and re-read the rules which made me split up the two-stack and take Oklahoma and OK St. in hopes that I'd hit the 5-5, which I did. While I see your point that you did have a "perfect" week, I think it's harder to pick 5 correct games than 4, making a 5-5 week worth more than a 4-4 week.
As an original member of the CFGL, I would like to point out that this has been a rule since day 1 of the league. Why would you deserve a bonus when you stack a game? That makes no sense.
By the way, you didn't even win 4 games! You won 3! Have you been listening to Hammes with all those points on Iowa?
Oh my, that young man sounds like he has been snacking on "sour grapes"
Whoa Whao Whoa waite a minute you mean if I 4stack Florida-3 at home against UNM. I don't get a perfect week Bonus. That is Bullshit. When did this rule Change? I've been a member since the begining and this is the first I am hearing of this. Oh yeah thats right I was there when we made this rule and said someday some A-Hole would stack and hit and bitch. That day is here. Grow a sack and go for the PERFECT 5 for 5 like the real men and women of this league.
Hey Wiggles, how about we go easy on the name calling. First of all, I can assure you that email was all in good fun. I was laughing with the author of the email about how we were going to give the Commish some grief and see what he said. Second, having a little fun with the Commissioner doesn't mean my bro is an A-hole. How about you tone it down, pal. This league isn't big enough yet to have anonymity when there's name calling.
Mamacita knows best. Quit eating sour grapes. There's a nice way to say that Trinity.
People that think 4 for 4 means 5 for 5, are the reason we are in this recession. Wanting more than we earned bub. Wanting more than we earned.
Brian..It's all good guy. I was just trying to poke the bear. No real ill-feelings here. Actually for the record I did tone it down. I used "A-hole" which isn't even a bad word for 3rd graders these a days. You can't take it don't bring it. My bad if I hurt any feelings that was not my intent.
Commish -
You'll have to excuse the Father, his Son, and the Ghost this weekend if our picks are a little late. It takes a while to pick every game in the FBS, but when you're aiming for the 1,000 point bonus and an automatic league championship for a true "perfect week," things move slowly.
The Father, Son & Ghost require more time than the rest of us????
Everyone in the world knows that no one has as much going on as the multi-tasking mamas of the world and yet I and the other gals (not yet mamas, but multi-taskers all the same) were also "on time" more sour grapes in the fruitbowl....
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