MR. KASEY JOHNSON HAS PERFECT WEEK, THEN PUSHES HIS LUCK BY PROPOSING TO CFGL OWNERS’ YOUNGEST SISTER.
Week 1 was one for the ages for MR. KASEY JOHNSON. Not only did he go 5 for 5, but then he proposed to my youngest sister. He gets 20 points for a perfect week, 10 for the highest weekly conference, 71 points to lead the League as well as a death wish is he hurts just one hair on my baby sister’s head. I will bleed you, Sean.
Five stacks played a role in Week 1 and SKINNY DIP, CAROLINA FIRE ANTS, and HACK ATTACK, used their Power Weeks to pull in 50 pts for the gamble. They all take the lead in their respective conferences. In the EAST VALLEY, last year’s WEST division winner, BIZZEM, only needs 34 points to get his bonus points. In the lowly SOUTHERN PLATEAU, AUNT BETTY’S FRIED CHICKEN and TEAM RAMROD split the conference lead, and therefore split 5 points each.
LSU got the most play this week, and ever, with a record-high 38 games and 302 points that was on the line until the very last play. FLUTE WITH NO HOLES proves he still can blow as he goes 0-5 and winds up in the basement with CHIEF, who holds tight to last year’s strategy.
Let me know if you have any questions.
The Commissioner
posted by B-Rock at
10:46 PM
5 Comments:
Let the pink panty week begin if the commissioner and deeds say so. The Holy Trinity wants to respectfully request that, going forward, the league post an asterisk on games that are being played on a neutral field. The HT bet on Colorado State to cover on a game that it was listed as a "home" dog. The HT would not have bet this game had it known the game was being played in Denver. The HT understands that it may be common knowledge to others that the Buffs and CSU play on a neutral field. Although otherwise all-knowing, this is one factoid The HT was not aware of when betting. HT is not requesting any gimme points for week one. Just a little consideration. Go ahead, Commish, send us into a pink panty week. But do so with the knowledge that The Holy Trinity may choose to strike you down at any moment, without warning. Love, The Holy Ghost.
and, by the way, we love the Commish in Minneapolis, and we appreciate all his hard work, especially as he burns it at both ends with real work and the work of the league. been waiting for 8 months for you to give me something to do, Commish. See you in your hood in T-minus 9 days.
Request granted. Amen.
The Commissioner
wow. thanks for going easy on me. you're a gracious earthly man.
Tell the HT to do his homework! The whining begins!
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