PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE GOES LEAGUEWIDE AND TAKES OVER CFGL PENTHOUSE. PRIMETIME HITS 4-TEAM PARLAY FOR 76 PT ANOMALY.

The Week 5 average was just over 22 pts as over 60% of the League had successful CUSA picks. Betting against the Lobos was the smart choice again, as over 250 points were won on anti-Lobo sentiment. PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE continued to fulfill his CFGL destiny as his stock went up 38 points which puts him at #1 in the League. But, it was a rare clearheaded performance from PRIMETIME that won the West Valley for the week with a 76, which includes 35 points from his successful 4-team parlay. He goes from the basement to #22 with his monster win. BIZZEM has a perfect week hangover and posts a zero, which takes him from the top to #5 and 29 points behind PRESTIGE in the conference.

Midwest Shore stud #2 HACK ATTACK sits only a Power Game behind PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE in the League as he follows last weeks 58 with a 34.5 performance. But, the conference bonus goes to a 50 point Power stack from LA MAQUINA who moves up 18 spots to #11. SCAGA flaunts his big picker again and posts a 38-point week that moves him from #5 to #3.

In the NE Heights, the gas is left on and THE OVEN explodes with a 38 point week. Her 10-point bonus puts her up five spots in the League at #6 as her worse-half HOLLYWOOD HUSSION hangs a 10 and rounds out a Top Ten separated by only 52 points. In the Big Canyon, SITUATION beats out BLUE for the conference glory and jumps up ten spots to #9. But #4 CAROLINA FIRE ANTS still holds strong to the conference lead by just under 4 winners.

AUNT BETTY’S FRIED CHICKEN rises slightly higher than FIRST LADY and RAMROD in the Southern Plateau to capture the conference bonus. AUNT BETTY’S 41 puts ‘em in a very dangerous position- right underneath the weird man two-some of MORMON WHORES. The West Atlantic was absolutely dreadful again as the conference averaged only one win per team. MILE HIGH wins the bonus with a mere 17 points and #8 SKINNY DIP drops trou to reveal a shrunken and disappointing 8 pump performance.

Week 6 is an INDEPENDENTS Week. So pick the ND, Navy or Army game. Let us know if you have any questions.

*PIck sheet- ties are in yellow (3 pts), wins in green, and losses in purple.

Love,
The Commissioner