TEAM WIGLEY RUBS A PERFECT 69 IN EX-BOYFRIEND HOLLYWOOD’S FACE. MENTALLY DERNARDED IS BRILLIANT IN WEEK 1.

In Week 1, the average points scored was 25 and 72% of the League won their ACC games. Attached you’ll find Week 1 results, the CFGL Top 50 and the conference standings.

The 5 conferences of 10 teams each are:

The Shapiro All-Stars

The Testaverde 10

Planet Weis

The Wuerffel

The Urban Meyer Heart Division.

These were some of the Week 1 top winners:


Maryland +187.5
Florida St +100
Oklahoma +83
LSU +10


For the good of The League, here were the big losses:


Oregon -167
TCU -66
Notre Dame -52
Purdue- blocks a MTSU field goal as time expires to cockblock a 18 pt Dog Game win for Deeds

Team Wigley was the big winner this week as she gets all of her picks right and wins a perfect week +20 and +10 for the most points in the conference for the week. This will be the first year that Team Wigley (aka “McLovin’s Pink Oven”), and Hollywood Hussion, (aka “McLovin”) will compete as estranged lovers. Hollywood clocks in at #40 after the Lobos cover. Wigley will have to contend with SCAGA, Rum Bomb, Bizzem, Deeds and second-year man Carolina Fire Ants for the conference title.

“The Holy Trinity” opt to change their name to The Well Hungarians but still end up short of the conference bonus. We’ll see if replacing the Lord for a dick joke will improve their scorer this year. Veteran Juice beats ‘em out by a point and a half and takes down the +10 bonus. Last year, Juice came in at #29 as Dr. GreenThumb.

Speaking of doctors, “The Shaman” is now licensed and returns as The Doctor this year. He’s projected to contend for the Shapiro All-Stars title along with 8-year veterans Wilson and Hammes. However, it was rookie Double Bird Strike that takes the conference for the week. He was a Syracuse tie (3pts) away from a perfect week +20.

Rookie Barndawg hit 4 of 5 to win the +10 bonus in The Wuerffel. Unfortunately, he’s fallen into a conference snake pit of former champions like Mamacita, First Lady and multi-champion/ambassador/CFGL legend…. Urban Cowboy (aka Prestige Worldwide aka Honk). Also in The Wuerffel is Mile High, who finished in the top five last year.

Consummate professional and 8-year veteran La Maquina delivers a 41 and sets the pace in The Testaverde 10. Coach, and rookies Twin Sons and oklahoma2000, are just behind Maquina. Finally, congrats to risk-takers Simon’s Wrecking Crew and oklahoma2000 for their 1 point Dog Game wins on LSU +1. Way to grind it out, guys. Remember, there is no 7 points for a Dog Game win. you only win the points you give up. Let us know if you have any questions. This next week week is a Big 12 Confernce Week. Week 2 Spreads to be sent out tomorrow. The blog will up and running soon.



Love, The Commissioner