MICHIGAN HATES U MAKES LEAGUE HATE HIM AS HE HANGS TRIPLE-DIGITS

The League average in Week9 was only 22.5 and most of those points were scored by Michigan Hates U and Schematic Advantage. The Pac12 was relatively easy as 62% picked correctly. Dog games were less successful as only eight converted. The big news is in the Top10 as the top seven teams are only separated by 11.5 points. Michigan Hates U made up for his first eight weeks and jumped from #28 to #1 with a 103 point week. USC fumbled into the end-zone and prompted an improbable 7.5 cover by Stanford. More importantly, 159 points were won in the League. Betting against the Lobos paid off again for 115 and Clemson finally laid their egg and spoiled 80 points.

In the Urban Heart Division, Michigan Hates U hosted a scoring clinic as he racked in 35 bonus points for a 4-team parlay, 20 for his perfect week and 10 for the conference bonus. The 65 bonus points helped him to reach 103 and move him up from #28 to #1 where he leads by ½ a point. He now leads the Heart Division over 505Chicharito and The Well Hungarians who are tied for #5 overall. NxtLvl eyes the top ten at #13 while the Juice continued to struggle.

On Planet Weis, former-champ Scaga scored 48 to take over the lead. Team Wigley dropped to #7 with her 28 but is two wins away from the top spot. iBlink battled to stay relevant and ended up at #16.

In the Testeverde Ten, Brown Eye dug deep and picked a Missouri 11.5 point nugget for his dog game. The win helped the world-renowned and globally celebrated art director move to #10 and take the conference lead. Jamie O’Hare lost his only winner in a parlay and his zero drops him nine spots to #19. It’s also not sure if veterans #22 Seminole26 and #25 La Maquina really want to win this goddamn thing or not.

Before talking about the two explosive bastards atop the Shapiro All-Stars, it's worth noting that the duo #14 Mormon Whores haven’t destructed yet and are putting together a nice little run. Great stuff, gang. As far as the big boys are concerned, #3 Air Raid and #4 Schematic Advantage are both dangerous conteders. The Advantage posted 88.5 with the help of a perfecto, a 16.5 pt power game and 14 pt dog.

DB in the HOF followed last week’s 42.5 with a 60 and jumped above the who’s who of the Wuerffel. He picked a great week to put up a big number and jumped from #15 to #8. Urban Cowboy suffered four spots for his 21 and is now #9. Barndawg was just a pick away from a perfecto but he doesn’t get hit too hard for it as he dropped two to #11. #44 Mile High and #45 El Tejon had the same hair-brained scheme and suffered for it. Their Oregon St. moneyline 5-stacks yielded zero points. Last year, Mile High overcame a 13.5 point deficit to beat WinMonster5000 (El Tejon) for the West Atlantic Championship. This year they’ll battle for second-to-last.

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Week10 is an SEC week. Enjoy.

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