CHICHARITO HANGS 72.5 EN ROUTE TO EL NUMERO DOS. BROWN EYE MAKES MARK ON LEAGUE WITH PERFECTO.

League play improved and the Week7 average was just over 25 points with 15 teams hitting their MAC game. But as deplorable as .326 is, it still was a 77-point improvement from last week’s Independents raping. Dog games also improved from 15 last week to 64 this week. LSU and Oklahoma St were monsters for the League and won nearly 300 points combined. Strategy continued to play a huge role as parlays were 1 for 9, Power 5-stacks were 2 for 3, and Brown Eye and 505 Chicharito got perfectos. Even more compelling than the positives, were some of the gut wrenching loses that a couple CFGL members faced. Rutgers botched an easy FG with :20 left in the game to NOT cover, and handed TP3 a Power 5-stack loss and broke up a perfecto for iBlink. In the Hawaii game, a blocked extra point and return for two blocked Coach’s perfecto. Also, five of the bottom seven failed to score, which sheds light on a key observation; Scoring points will move you up in the standings.

Hack Attack stayed at #1 for the third straight week, but his lead is chipped away to only 1.5. Hack’s lead in the Wuerffel went from twenty to ten as Urban Cowboy hit 50 on an Oklahoma St Power 5-stack. Hack Attack can’t feel comfortable with the legendary Cowboy digging his spurs in. TP3 showcased the flipside of the Power 5stack as Rutgers screwed him down from #6 to #19. Elsewhere in the Wuerffel, Mile High finally got out of the forties and dropped to #50. Both Hussion boys were shut out as father, Frank the Tank, was a Ducks cover away from a perfecto. He stays close to home at #41.

Wigley still rules Planet Weis even after Oklahoma screwed up her perfecto. After winning her 60 last week, the Sooners cost her 30 this week. Will she forgive her beloveds and pick them again or kick 'em to the curb for good? Deeds hit his second 3-team parlay of the year but ended up one short of theTop 10, extending his current streak to four. Scaga made good use of his Power Week, went 4 of 5 and jumped from #21 to #16. Rum Bomb continued to have a low treat level and clocked in at #29.

There were three Shapiro All-Stars one game short of perfectos as Hammes, Rookie and Mormon Whores missed out on the conference bonus. Instead, AirRaid went from #11 to #4 with his Power 5-stack and secured the bonus and the lead in the conference as Schematic Advantage fell by way of Dernard. Speaking of which, Dernarded finally departed the top10 as he only was able to muster a 3stack win. Former champion, The Doctor, took two MAC Power games in the morning and improved four spots to #31.

A new leader emerged in the Urban Heart Division as 505 Chicharito hit a perfecto and got 72.5 points on the week. He now leads # 16 NxtLvl by 19. The Well Hungarians dropped down three more spots to #10 and are getting desperate for a big week. Juice got back on track with a 31 but missed out on a MAC win when turned in a CUSA team instead. He dropped one spot to #14.

Brown Eye exploded from the bowels of the League with a perfecto and jumped to #12 from #33. That’s exactly why you shouldn’t panic. He’s now only 7 points back of Testaverde Ten leader, #8 Jamie O’Hare. Sooners2000 tried to send his picks in at 2pm on Saturday and dropped to #42 with his zero. The fact that he’s been disqualified twice this season and is still better than eight others is a disturbing reality. Coach is in at #26, but he’s winning the real battle as he ended up five points more than wife, and reigning Bowl Champ, #27 Mamacita.

Week8 is a Mountain West week and the Lobos play at TCU.

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