MILE HIGH WITH SEASON HIGH 86. WELL HUNGARIANS WITH A FULL BLOWN WOODY.

THE LEAGUE WAS DUE FOR AN EXPLOSION AND WEEK8 DELIVERED A WHOLE LITTER OF BIG, FAT POINT BABIES. THE FATTEST OF THE BATCH WAS A SEASON-HIGH 86, FROM LAST WEEK’S DOORMAT, MILE HIGH. OTHER BUNDLES OF JOY INCLUDED SCAGA AND BARNDAWG’S 60-POINT TWINS, MAMACITA’S 63, AND MR. KASEY JOHNSON’S MYSTERIOUS 68-POINT SURPRISE. YOU SURE THAT’S YOURS? WEEK8 WAS THE WEEK OF THE DOG AS 30 MEMBERS COMBINED FOR 319 TOTAL DOG POINTS. MOST OF THE DAMAGE WAS DONE AGAINST THE IRISH, AS USC MADE 266 POINTS FOR THE LEAGUE. OTHER BIG GAMES INCLUDED:

USC +266
OKLAHOMA ST +178
MICH ST +105
TEXAS TECH +72
CLEMSON +62
TCU +42
KANSAS ST +42

BOISE ST -105
ARKANSAS -85
WISCONSIN -62
W VIRGINIA -42


THE WELL HUNGARIANS FINALLY FLEXED OUT THEIR POTENTIAL AND THEIR 69 LANDED THEM IN THE TOP POSITION. ALTHOUGH THE WIN GAVE THEM CONTROL OF THE HEART DIVISION, EARLIER IN THE WEEK THE HUNGARIANS PLEDGED A POWER 5-STACK MONEYLINE ON MICH ST. UNFORTUNATELY, THEY PULLED OUT JUST BEFORE KICKOFF AND LEFT 45 POINTS ON THE DOORSTEP. THOSE POINTS COULD BE CRUCIAL, AS TOBIAS RENE’S BROTHER, 505CHICHARITO, CONTINUES TO BE #2. JUICE LOST HIS 4-TEAM PARLAY BEFORE SATURDAY EVEN STARTED AND FELL FROM #14 TO #20. HEAD OPTED FOR A 5-TEAM PERFECT WEEK PARLAY TO BRING HIM BACK TO GLORY. HE’S NOW AT #50.

ON PLANET WEIS, SCAGA LAYED DOWN THE 5 STACK, AND HIS DOG GAME HELPED HIM SNAG THE CONFERENCE BONUS. HE HAD TWO 10-POINT MWC GAMES IN CASE YOU’RE SCORING AT HOME. WIGLEY DROPPED ONE SPOT TO #4 AFTER GOING 4 OF 6 ON THE WEEK, BUT SHE STILL LEADS THE PLANET BY NINE OVER SCAGA.

AIR RAID DOUBLED THEIR LEAD AMONGST THE SHAPIRO ALL-STARS AND MOVED FROM #4 TO #3 AFTER AN OKLAHOMA ST 4STACK. WILSON’S STREAKY PLAY CONTINUED, BUT THIS WEEK IT WAS THE GOOD KIND, AS HE HIT A PARLAY AND WON THE CONFERENCE ROAST BEEF. MENTALLY DERNARDED MOVED UP SIX SPOTS TO #12 AFTER AN E MICH DOG GAME MADE HIM LOOK ALL SMART. DOUBLE BIRD STRIKE SOARED UP NINE SPOTS TO #13 AFTER HE POSTED A 40.

THE TESTEVERDE TEN IS STILL LED BY #10 JAMIE O’HARE AFTER HE POSTED ANOTHER UNFLASHY, RUN-OF-THE-MILL, 24. #14 BROWN EYE FELL TWO SPOTS TO #14 BUT IS ONLY ONE BIG WEEK FROM THE CONFERENCE LEAD. THE LEAGUE PUNCHING BAG FINALLY FOUGHT BACK AS MR. KASEY JOHNSON POSTED A PERFECT WEEK AND SHOT UP SEVEN SPOTS TO #42.

THE WUERFFEL CAUGHT FIRE AS TEAMS AVERAGED OVER 39 POINTS EACH. FRANK THE TANK HAD 51, BARNDAWG HAD 60, MAMACITA HAD 63, BUT MILE HIGH GRABBED THE BONUS AND POSTED AN 86 AS HE OUTSCORED HIS FIRST SEVEN WEEKS. THE HUSSION FAMILY FINALLY TURNED THE CORNER WITH A COMBINED 199 POINTS AND 20 SPOTS IN THE STANDINGS. DESPITE ALL THE MONSTER SCORES, IT WAS #5 URBAN COWBOY WHO ENDED UP AT THE TOP OF THE CONFERENCE AS HACK ATTACK FELL TO #7 AFTER A COSTLY 14.

WEEK9 WILL BE A PAC-12 WEEK. ALL THOSE THAT HAVE THE PAC-12 AS YOUR POWER CONFERENCE, YOU HAVE TWO 10-POINT GAMES. LET US KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS.

THE COMMISSIONER