Thursday, December 22, 2011

Best Possible Score

Current Points Leaders

% of points converted
CFGLers-

We are now five games into the season and have already seen three upsets in the smaller bowls.  The Dog Games are proving to be very valuable early on with a total of 57 bonus points won. 
Last night's TCU/LaTech resulted in the largest single game losses in Bowl Season history, with 37 points converted out of 871 risked.  Only Drew Bledsoe, Cinderella Story, and Frank the Tank converted points in this game. For the Good of The League. 

Even five games in, The League is seeing dramatically different strategies from various players and one can't help but be intrigued by the impending storylines. 

Once again, Team Wigley is out to a very fast start with her 35 and 34 point games winning in the first two nights.  She leads the League with 69, but has been stuck in that "position" (insert your innuendo here) for the past three games. 
On the other end of the strategy spectrum is Wigley's nemesis, Hollywood Hussion.  He has risked the least amount possible with just 15 put out there in the first five games.  One begins to wonder if this is indicative of Hollywood's inability to "risk" himself emotionally in relationships. Without risk comes no rewards, my friend.  Perhaps The League should stick to diagnosing football.
That said, we have a couple of Mormon Whores walking the streets in the worst neighborhood of the CFGL.  The Whores are 0 for their first 5, but it is likely rejection that fuels their degrading lifestyle.
Mentally Denarded has to be questioning how he things could have turned out this way as he hovers above the Whores.  The answer is shitty picks, with just 1.08% of his points converted.
Barndawg begged to be humbled after his first two games hit for 58 and he went on Facebook to celebrate himself.  He has lost 68 straight points since.  No one is bigger than the CFGL. 

Overall, the top of the standings (total points) are a bit misleading as they are every year.  The top 5 players have converted less than 50% of points risked.  Lurking behind them are The Doctor, with over 79% converted on less risked, followed by rookies Bledsoe and O-H-I-O over 73% each. 


Boise St., So. Miss, and Missouri are the big favorites for the CFGL in the next three games.  Enjoy the games and the Christmas Holiday.  More updates coming soon.

-Deeds and Commish
 

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