BARNDAWG LATCHES ONTO LEAGUE CROTCH AND SHAKES. DOUBLE BIRD STRIKES GOLD.

With only one week remaining Barndawg went into attack mode and hit a perfecto, lifting him three spots to #1. However, #2 Air Raid was able to stay in the title hunt with his 4-stack attack and is only 5.5 points back. Double Bird Strike also had a clutch perfecto, which moved him to #4 and only ½ a point back from #3 NxT_Lvl. The standings begin to get even closer as # 5 First Lady and #11 Mormon Whores are only separated by nine points. The Top25 all have a legitimate chance to get in the green.

It looks like a given that the Planet Weis winner will orbit well beyond the reach of the Top10. The conference leader is still #18 Team Wigley, but right behind her are Rum Bomber, iBlink, Scaga and Aunt Betty’s Fried Chicken at #18, #19, #20, and #23, respectively. Even mid-to-bottom dwelling underachievers like #26 Simon’s Wrecking Crew still have a shot taking down the Planet. Hell, I’ll eat my own shit if he does.

The Shapiro All-Stars have 5 teams in the Top 11 and is clearly the best conference in the League. Double Bird Strike hit a perfecto and now finds himself at #4 from #11. However, the Bird is still 23 points behind conference leader #2 Air Raid who kept his lead with a Houston 4-stack. Wilson had a 14 point week and dropped from #3 to #8 and Schematic Advantage remained at #7 after a 4-stack winner on the Miami under. Outside of the Top10 by a ½ point is #11 Mormon Whores who hit a 3-teamer but couldn’t recruit a Hawaii cover for a perfecto.

Coach kept the Testeverde Ten on lock down but his 24 point lead shrunk to only nine after going 3 for 6 on the week. The Brown Eye hit three games and a dog in his Power Week to put some heat on the Coach. However, only a ½ point behind the Brown Eye is #16 Jamie O’Hare who hit a three teamer and collected the conference bonus. The streaky Hawks watched Maryland give up 43 straight points to lose a 3-team parlay. He dropped from #17 to #22.

In the Wuerffel, Barndawg extended his seven point lead to 39 as the rookie hit another perfecto. The Dawg shot up to the overall lead and all but wrapped up the Wuerffel. However, the rest of the conference has plenty to play for as three others sit in the Top10. Mamacita hit a three teamer and split the conference bonus to jump from #16 to #10. First Lady scored 31 to boost her up one spot to #5 and the Drew Bledsoe apologist fell from #5 to #9 with his 24. Outside of Mamacita, a very dangerous #17 Urban Cowboy is only 27 points back from the Top10 pay day. #24 Hack Attack and #25 Frank the Tank sit about 70 points from the green and will need to be inventive to have a shot.

In the Urban Heart Division, the Well Hungarians chipped the lead down to only 11.5. The two balls and dick jumped from #8 to #6 with an impressive 31 down the stretch. #3 NxT_Lvl continues to lead the conference but his 21 dropped him down one in the standings and what could amount to $250 in the wallet. 505Chicarito split the week with O-H-I-O! as they both reeled in 44’s on the week. Chicharito is up to #14 from #18 and only 18 back of paying $150 to one of the many creditors he owes. #13 Michigan Hates U is also still alive and lurks just 15 points from the money.

Last week. Here are the rules. Let us know if there are any questions.

All League members will be required to pick the four major conference championship games (ACC, Big 10, Pac-12, SEC), one other free pick, and a dog game.

League members will assign a point value to each of their five games. Values will be 25, 20, 15, 10, and 5 points. (Dog game format stays the same)

During the last week, there will be no stacking allowed, but you can moneyline and/or parlay. Perfecto bonus is also still in effect.

The Pac-12 championship game is being played on Friday night, so all picks MUST BE in by Friday of that week.