BEAST INFECTION FLARES BACK UP TO #1 AS DEEDS JINXES NITTANYLYIN’S PERFECTO

On Saturday night, Nittany Lyin could almost taste his record-setting 3rd Perfecto in a row. The only problem was, so could Deeds. And the co-Commissioner did what any desperate and drunk gambling sports fan would do: jink Nittany Lyin with an email blast. Sure enough, the ploy worked as Nevada didn’t cover and Nittany Lyin didn’t get his third straight Perfecto. Lyin' did, however, go up from #7 to #3 and is only 8.5 back from Beast Infection, who once again sits on top.

THE WUERFFEL

The Wuerffel has become heads and shoulder the best conference in the League as five of it’s members grace the Top10. #3 Nittany Lyin took control of the Wuerffel after Schematic Advantage lost a Power 5stack on Tuesday night and drops to #5. Behind the Advantage sits #6 KC Mizzou Mafia who hit the only Week8 Perfecto, #9 Principessa Wiggles and #10 UrbanCrierUrbanLiar.

PETE CARROL’S CREDIT UNION

COL Touch Down continued his climb upwards as his 41 was enough to grab the conference bonus. And although it wasn’t enough to grab him the Union lead, he only trails #14 Michigan Hates U by two. Eight of the ten teams in the conference are still only one week within striking distance of the Top20. That doesn't count The Snowflake, who fell oh so fancily to #47. Also, please note that while goldline.com's BYU pick was a winner, it was actually way more a loser as BYU no longer plays in the MWC.

JERRY’S KIDS

BullRob stays atop Jerry’s Kids but his 27 point lead has dwindled to only 3.5 points as Hack Attack and Stumblin’ Drunks share the conference bonus with their 34.5’s. Big2 follows last weeks 52.5 with a Small7 and lands back in the thirties. Not that the 30’s are a bad thing. Hell, #49 phuckfantasy and #67 Head Honcho would kill for some of that action. 

PETRINO’S HOG RIDERS

Coach grinds out another huge conference bonus with his 28 and extends his lead over Hollywood by 17.66666666. To give you an idea how bad the rest of the Hog Riders are, E’s Mugs is third in the conference and #40 overall. Let's not waste anymore talking about the Hog Riders.

PLANET WEIS

Once again #1 Beast Infection runs rampant on Planet Weis, but #4 Ripper Ripski, #12 Scaga, and #38 Mormon Whores all made up ground on the Beast with strong weeks. Juice and #Coney2012 continue to grind out positive weeks in their search for the Top20.

SHAPIRO’S ALL STARS

It was Dee’s Pimpin’ ‘Em that caught fire as his 31 points were enough to snag the conference bonus. Barndawg stayed at #7 but extended his lead amongst the All-Stars as Deeds gets karma’d and falls from #8 to #18 after his League hi-jinx. P-Horse ended up more of a J-Ass this week as his 5-stack on TCU crumbled in 2OT to Texas Tech. His donut drops him to #43.

URBAN MEYER HEART DIVISION

Locksmith extends his lead to 65.5 as Sic Em Dawgs wins the bonus for the week with a near Perfecto 41. He moves from #27 to #15 with the big week. RollTyde, First Lady and Wilson stay alive in the Heart Division that’s anchored by the revolting taste of #69 Aunt Betty’s Fried Chicken. 

A huge PAC12 week comes up in Week9. Spreads to be released tomorrow morning. 

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