NITTANY LYING HITS PERFECTO AS TOP5 IS SHAKEN UP AGAIN

The Johnson family exploded in a Vegas sportsbook as Notre Dame held Stanford at the one-inch line to seal a victory and 6-0 start. Meanwhile in Albuquerque’s West Valley, Lanny Flaherty saw 115 potential points disintegrate before him, as his Power Moneyline 5stack on Stanford died a fitting death. The win would have put him at #6 in the standings. Instead he faces the harsh reality of being tied for #63 with Head Honcho. But that’s just how the League goes. And Lanny wasn’t the only member that blew hog this weekend, as the average reached to an average of just over 15.5 points. 

THE WUERFFEL

Despite cold scores across the League, the Wuerrfel was on absolute goddamn fire in Week7. Nittany Lyin and Mr. Kasey Johnson both hit Perfectos and split the conference bonus points. Nittany jumps in the standings from #7 to #4 as Mr. KJ goes from #44 all the way up to #17. Despite not winning the Wuerffel bonus, Schematic Advantage maintained control of the conference and jumped into the League lead once again with a 4-stack win on Kent State. Other big scores included #12 Principessa Wiggles' 38.5, #13 UrbanCrierUrbanLiar’s  32.5, and #37 Raider Power’s moneyline 4-stack on Oregon St.worth 41 points. 

PLANET WEIS

Fortunately for #2 Beast Infection and #5 RipperRipski, the scores were low and they didn’t drop too far with their 17-point performances. But they can't get too comfortable as 9-year vet and former champ #14 SCAGA laid the wood with his 41-pointer. And for the third straight week, #Coney2012 moved up in the standings as his 24 puts him at #59.

SHAPIRO ALL-STARS

Late Friday night the Guardawg brought the Michigan St/Iowa misprint to the League’s attention. Late Saturday night, the Barndawg suffered his second straight 14-point week. However, he only drops one in the standings to #7 and still maintains control of the All-Stars. But the defending champ now has some company in the rearview mirror as #8 Deeds sits 6.5 points back and #11 welchtwins trails by only 10. In the feel good story of the week, RG3’s Long Shadow won the bonus and moved him from #66 to #51. 

URBAN’S HEART DIVISION

RollTideYall only needed 31 to take the bonus from a horrible output in the Heart Division. He breaks the top10 and now sits at #9 after coming in at #16 last week. The Locksmith still leads the division and still sits #3 overall. And again, Lanny Flaherty got a zero after betting it all against the Irish. Brutal, brutal beat.

JERRY’S KIDS

For the third week in a row, Bull Rob is the “Ticklemonster” of Jerry’s Kids.  However, the rookie dropped one spot overall to #6 after his 17-pointer. Big2 won the bonus and moved from #45 to #25 while #15 Hack Attack kept chopping with a 24. And towards the back of the bus, #53 phuckfantasy won a phour-stack on Kent St. and phinally showed the kind of phlair he’s capable of.  We’ll see if it’s a phlash in the pan or not.

SLEAZY PETE'S CREDIT UNION

#10 Michigan Hates U scored 31 to maintain control of the conference over #17 Beaver Believer, who didn't believe in a Beaver 4-stack moneyline.  Get Drew Bledsoe in the HOF stayed hot and spilt the bonus with the low flying Hawks at #56. But the real story in the Union is the logjam in the middle as #31 Mamacita, #30 Hammes, #28 COL Touchdown, #23 goldline.com and #23 Carolina Fire Ants are only separated by 14 points.

PETRINO HOG RIDERS

Coach and Hollywood each scored 7 points to remain at the top of the conference but they also dropped to the bottom of the top20. And after last week’s 55, the Holy Trinity comes back to Earth with a zero and drop 12 spots to #38. Mr. Lou found the right time to get hot and won the bonus, improving him eight spots to #61. I don't think it's too late for some magic, guy, I really don't.