P-HORSE RIDES IRISH TO SEASON-HIGH 91. HEAD HONCHO FINALLY BREAKS 100.

This weekend it finally paid off to be part of the Irish faithful. Just ask P-Horse who scored a new season high 91, with 61 of those points coming thanks to the Irish victory. The monster win moved P-Horse from #43 to #12 and only 15 back of the Barndawg, who fell three spots to #10 after a solid 24. Irish fanatic  Deeds may have blacked out from joy on Saturday night, but he woke up with the sobering reality of a 14 pt week and being one spot out of the cash. Welchtwins also scored 14 and dropped in the standings to #18.

On Saturday, Principess Wiggles took the plunge down the aisle and was showered by bliss on her wedding day. Meanwhile in the League, she was showered with something completely different as her beloved Sooners shit the bed and left her with only ten points. She dropped from #9 to #20. Let’s hope her future with the hubz is brighter than her future in the League. Either way, Congrats, Lynne! In other Wuerffel news, Nittany Lyin didn’t get a Perfecto, but his 17 points kept him at #3. SOFFOCONE won the conference bonus and jumped up eight to #25. May wanna watch out for this streaky bastard.

Carroll’s Credit Union finally has a member back in the top10, but it ain’t Michigan Hates U who stayed at #14. Instead, it was the awfully-named “Get Drew Bledsoe in HOF” who 3stacked Rice en route to a 45 point week and conference bonus. The big week puts him at #8 from #21 and he leads the Union by 21. The other shoe finally dropped for Beaver Believer and he slid to #29 after as his beloved Oregon St. lost to the schizophrenic Huskies.

Jerry’s Kids also felt the impact of an Irish win as phuckfantasy scored 61 points off ‘em and moved from #49 to #27. However, he comes up just short of the bonus as Stumblin’ Drunks hit a Perfecto that included two Pac12 Power games and a 1 point Indiana moneyline to win the conference by 1. Stumblin’ Drunks took control of Jerry Kids and moved to #6 after Bull Rob fell from #8 to #13 after his 14. Hack Attack moved up one spot to #7 after a good lookin’ 41.

Petrino’s Hog Riders stayed the worst conference in the League, highlighted by last week’s #64, Mr. Lou, who won the conference bonus. His 47.5 pts moved him up to #55, which quite frankly, is right in the thick of things in the conference. At the top, Coach moved up two spots to #15 as Hollywood Hussion fell to #28 after his 7 pointer.  Also of note, The Holy Trinity scored 21 and stormed up to #40 from last week's #41.

Usually, scoring under 25 points leaves you shit out of luck of the bonus points on Planet Weis. However, O-H-I-O!’ s 24 pts were just enough to win the conference as Beast Infection and Ripper Ripski let their guards down. O-H-I-O! moved from #56 to #41 with his big week as Beast Infection dropped to #2 and Ripski stayed at #4.

It was RollTideYall that came up big in Week9 and walked away with the conference bonus with the help of a Thursday night 3stack on Clemson. He climbed from #19 to #8. Lanny Flaherty also had a sexy week and his 4 of 6 performance took him from #59 to #51 and only 151 points back from conference leader, #1 The Locksmith.