IT DOESN’T GET MUCH BETTER THAN HEAD AS THE HONCHO PUTS UP 125.5.

This week was highly unusual as the CFGL caught absolute fire during moving week and averaged over 28 poins a pop. 50 members won power games. 5 hit parlays. 4 hit Perfectos. 2 hit Power 5stacks. However, most of the damage was done by the 99% as the Top10 remained virtually untouched, other than the Barndawg’s departure.  Let’s get straight to the big story.

JERRY’S KIDS

In a move that surely shocked everyone, consummate League doormat Head Honcho hit a 5team parlay Perfecto and exploded up the standings with his 125.5 point week. The season-high score moves Head up forty spots to #25 overall and third in Jerry’s Kids. And while Honcho’s big week was surely an anomaly, #6 Stumblin’ Drunks and #8 Hack Attack can’t feel good about another contender in the mix. Fortunately for them, Bull Rob continues to nosedive as he’s had four straight weeks with 17 or less.

PETE CARROL’S CREDIT UNION

This weekend Pete’s Credit Union was very explosive and averaged over 32 points a team. Sixty-eight of those bad boys come from Mamacita, who keeps the Johnson family performance strong with a gorgeous Perfecto. She jumps from #30 to #13 as Get Drew Bledsoe in HOF increased his Union lead over Michigan Hates to 28 points. COL TouchDown moves up one spot to #15 while once hot Beaver Believer drops six spots to #35. Paging Fat Lady.

PETRINO’S HOG RIDERS

It’s not often that you see scores in the 30’s in the Petrino’s Hog Riders Conference, but Week10 was the exception as La Maquina Power 5stack moneylined Washington on Friday night, earning him a total of 80 points and the bonus. The huge win jumped Maquina over #27 Hollywood Hussion and into second the conference. But the HHRIC is still Coach who won four of his games and leads the conference by 18.5. Also, after winning the conference last week, Mr. Lou stayed hot with a Power 5stack and moves up to #45 with his 50 pointer. At the bottom of the Hog Riders wreckage is #70 Air Raid who is now averaging less than a Power Game a week.

PLANET WEIS

On Planet Weis, it was all about #Coney2012 who flexed all 12 inches of his all-beef ween en route to a bonus winning 44. The girthy week continues to move Coney up the standings as he now sits at #40. However, Beast Infection continued his impressive year as well and scored a 31, increasing  his lead over #4 Ripper Ripski, who only managed a 17. SCAGA is still in the long and thick of things at #24, but he trails the Beast by 91.5 so that kinda sucks. 

SHAPIRO ALL-STARS

Things got interesting amongst the Shapiro All-Stars as former-champ Barndawg only managed 7 points after ND and Pitt went into 3OTs and killed his under and 3team parlay. Go Irish. The rough week left the dawghouse door open for welchtwins who took the lead by only one point. It was iblink that won the bonus with a 2team parlay Perfecto good for 95.5. The humungous week puts iblink back in the running as he jumped from #56 to #21. Hell of a week, guy. Hell of a week.

WUERFFEL

In the Wuerffel it was Kosher Jews that came away with the bonus after a 3team parlay helped spur a 61-point week. Nittany Lyin was able to stay put at #3 after his 17-pointer but his conference lead dwindled down to only 6.5 points after #5 Schematic Advantage scored 31.  Principessa Wiggles moved up three spots to #17 after a 31 of her own.

URBAN’S HEART DIVISION

In Urban’s Heart Division, it was all about Aunt Betty’s Fried Chicken who helped himself to a 61.5 with the help of three dog game winners. The monster week boosts him up from #69 to #65, which has got to be a real kick in the junk. Turd Ferguson also represented for the 99% and scored a 48.5 but opted to 2stack Nebraska, making him ineligible for a Perfecto. Nonetheless, he shoots up to #52 and now has four weeks to make it into the money. The top of the conference remained the same with strong weeks from #1 Locksmith, #9 RollTideYall, #20 Sic ‘Em Dawgs and #30 First Lady.