STUMBLIN’ DRUNKS PROVES FUNCTIONAL IN WEEK11 AS CINDERELLA STORY FINALLY GETS TO WEAR HIS GOWN

 Shit is getting real in the League. Straight up. The average in Week11 was 21.5 points as 26 hit Sun Belt games and 32 won their Power games. The League is tightening up as only 19 points separate #1 from #3, only 20 points separate #3 from #10 and only 30 points separate #10 from #20.

A quick scoring clarification. A tie is worth 3 points, not 2 points as Deeds indicated on Saturday. But let’s not bust his balls too much for this one, we all make mistakes. Ain’t that right, #60 Holy Trinity?

Here’s the conference shakedown.

Jerry’s Kids may have finally found a leader for the long run as Stumblin’ Drunks hit a Perfecto and jumped into the Top3. He leads Hack Attack who limped in with a 7. And instead of taking advantage of his unprecedented week last week, Head Honcho rolls the dice again on a 3-team parlay and falls back down into irrelevancy at #32. Want this as much as we want you to have this, Head. Big2 and Double Bird Strike both get off with huge weeks, but will they be able to get a slice of the League cheese? Also, Big 2 initially indicated a Power Week but he didn’t do it right so he still has it. I’ll follow up with specifics, Big2. 

Beast Infection is back in the League saddle as he Powered up for 50, thanks to a 4stack on the Bama under and a pick in the end zone to seal the upset. Beast leads the League by 7.5 and leads the Planet by 58. Ripper Ripski stayed put at #4 but he’s losing ground on the Top3 that has distanced themselves from the rest. O-H-I-O stayed hot and won the Planet bonus and jumped from #48 to #26. He’s back in the mix and is in striking distance of the money along with #21 SCAGA and #29 #Coney2012.

Things are getting interesting in Pete Carroll’s Credit Union as the top four teams in the conference are in the Top20. Get Drew Bledsoe in the HOF stayed in the lead with his 33, but Mamacita wrestled the bonus away from him as she breached the Top10 at #9. Michigan Hates U, COL Touch Down, Carolina Fire Ants and Goldline.com weren’t very clutch in Week11 and failed to score over 20 pts. Also, Beaver Believer probably sealed his fate with a Power5stack$line on the Beavers.

Cinderella Story’s dreams finally came true as he hit a 4team Parlay Perfecto and scored a Week11 high 103 points. He jumped 33 spots up to #33 and is very much in the hunt for the Top20 - and possibly the Hog Riders title if he gets some help. But it’ll be tough as Coach added to his conference lead with a Perfecto. He moved into the Top10 at #7.  #18 La Maquina and #24 Hollywood Hussion are still alive as well as they both pulled 31’s this week. #70 Air Raid inched closer to triple digits as his Week11 seven gives him an 88.5.

Shapiro All-Stars underwent a major overhaul as Deeds got loose with a Power Week 50 and rights to the conference bonus. He jumped into first in the conference and #11 overall as #15 welchtwins #16 Phorse grind it out 20 points back. Barndawg dropped to #23 after staying aggressive and losing a 4team parlay. Will he limp into the money or go out with a mouthful of flacid crotch?  It’s an important question to ask.

After walking away with only two Sun Belt wins on a Thursday Night stack-a-thon, Schematic Advantage was still able to take the Wuerffel thanks to Nittany Lyin’s shitty little 7. Overall, Advantage dropped to #6 and Lyin’ went to #8. We heard from KC Mizzou Mafia again, which was nice.  However, his monster 40.5-pointer gained him no ground as he stays at #10. Nxt_Lvl had a career week and scored a total 55.5 and moved up to #65.

In Urban’s Heart Division, Meatball came to play and scored a 36 that was good enough for the bonus. The big week puts him at #31 and in position to crack the Top20 in Week12. RollTydeYall rolled the wrong way after his Power5stack on Tennessee didn’t pan out. The loss created even more distance between him and the Locksmith, who dropped to #2. #14 Sic Em Dawgs and #27 First Lady remain contenders while #42 Wilson is still on the fence after his modest 10.