HACK ATTACK PUTS DAWG IN HIS PLACE. PERFECTO DOUBLES POINT TOTAL IN BLINK OF AN i.

The frenetic pace of the first three weeks finally slowed down in Week 4 as the League average was 24.5. Half the League hit their Big 10 game, 56% hit Power Games and it was a helluva week to make up ground in the 50 team grind. For the fourth week in a row we have a new leader, as Hack Attack hits 5 of 6 and moves from #4 to the penthouse. Things heat up (not really) in the battle of the Hussions, as #45 Hollywood pulls ahead of #46 Mile High and #47 Frank the Tank. Earlier in the week, Rum Bomb exploded to the media about eliminating Power Week 5-Stacks. Then, while his judgment was still cloudy, he picked SDSU +10 and ultimately dropped to #24. Concerning Power Weeks, please note that you can moneyline, parlay or get a perfecto to win more points than a Power 5-stack. If you’d like to join in the discussion, let us know and we’ll invite you to Rum Bomb’s CFGL Facebook group where we’re sure to discuss the removal of SDSU from future League picks.

Planet Weis
On Planet Weis, iBlink scored three more than his first three weeks combined as his perfecto 75 lands him at #3. He moves all the way into the top 3 from #27, proving it only takes one big week to get back in the hunt. The perfecto gives iBlink a boost to the top of Planet Weis as #11 Team Wigley goes 2 for 6 and falls from the Top 10 after her stunning Week1 69. After Deeds sat with the big boys in Week3, he bets his heart on an Irish 3-stack and his incredible streak in the Top 10 comes to a dramatic halt at one. He falls down to #14 but is only 26 points away from capturing the Planet.

Urban’s Heart Division
After last week’s 17, the Well Hungarians continued to hang half-mast as they posted a 20. Despite the performance problems, they still hold their position at #2 in the League while leading Urban’s Heart Division over #7 Juice and #8 NxtLvl. Last year’s champ, Primetime, woke up some echoes and moved up twenty spots to #18. He split the conference bonus with Head, who finally exited his ass, with a power week 40.

The Wuerffel
With the League’s top spot, Barn Dawg got overly aggressive and lost his 3-team parlay, compliments of the Irish. Barn Dawg’s 10 point week drops him to #6 in the League and second in the Wuerffel as the Hack Attack takes over. The Attack is the 4th leader through four weeks and holds a 13-point advantage overall. Past champions Urban Cowboy, Mamacita and First Lady have a long way to climb to get back to the glory.

The Shapiro All-Stars
The Shapiro All-Stars are the best overall conference in the League and averaged 30 points this week. #4 Hammes and #5 Schematic Advantage are tied a top the talent-heavy conference, while Mentally Dernarded got burned again by picking against Dernard. However, his 26-pointer moves him up one in the rankings to #9. Double Bird Strike moves up to #10 and represents the fourth All-Star in the Top 10. Then, on the next floor down, it was Wilson getting hot with a 43, moving him from #39 to #19.

Testeverde Ten
The Testeverde Ten is pretty bad. This week, Mr. Kasey Johnson tried to submit his picks at 3pm ET on Saturday, while voluntarily “forfeiting” his Power and Conference game. The League reminded him about the 12pm ET Saturday cutoff, and ultimately he forfeited all of his picks. I can only hope he’ll be more reliable when he marries my sister. He falls from #50 to #51. Sinners2000 didn’t feel worthy enough to submit Week4 selections either. He now finds himself wasting away in the League bowels amongst Drunk Sailor, the Hussions and the orphan. After a week off, #12 La Maquina comes back and collects the low-hanging conference bonus with his 31. The Testeverde Ten is the only conference without a team in the Top 10.

Lemme know if you have any questions. Next week is a CUSA week.

Love,
The Commissioner