THE WELL HUNGARIANS FLASH A BIG RAGING PERFECTO. HACK ATTACK JUMPS 30 SPOTS UP TO #2 AFTER A POWER WEEK 5-STACK

The League average drooped from 25 pts to just under 23. However, not all scores were flaccid. Well Hungarians not only blow up with a perfecto, but they also get their dog game. The 6 for 6 week puts the trio on top of the League with a 28.5 point lead. Plus, their beloved Ohio St got a huge W versus Toledo. Meanwhile, #4 Juice and #10 Chicarito505 are making the Urban Heart Division competitive. #50 Head, however, is not. After hanging a 0 after last week’s 7, he now hangs at the bottom of 49 other members.

Mentally Dernarded hangs on to the conference league and a #5 ranking despite scoring only 7 and betting against his alma mater Michigan in the “I'm Contemplating Suicide Game of the Week.” Only Notre Dame can lose like that….and you’ll never be able to take that away from us. Schematic Advantage, formerly 2DFN, jumps from #40 to #8 with the help of the conference +10.

Texas doesn’t cover and Jamie O’hare doesn’t hit his perfecto. He has 31 but #12 Brown Eye slides in and out with the conference +10 for a 51.5 point week. However, #6 La Maquina leads the Testaverde 10 by ten.

For those that still don’t know what a Power Week is, #2 Hack Attack sets a perfect example of how to have a real goddamn peach of a week. Once a season you can pick all 5 power games worth 10 pts each. He put them all on Stanford and it proved to be a good one. He takes over the Wuerffel and leads the #7 Barndawg by 10.

Hollywood Hussion is twice as good as Team Wigley this week who scores only 7. However, last week’s perfecto keeps Wigley at #4 and she still leads Carolina Fire Ants by 17 over on Planet Weis.

Some other fun little gems from the weekend:

* Utah blocked kick TD return that should have meant a cover on the last play of the game, except asshole USC players from the bench run onto the field and they disallow the points. Good coaches win, Great coaches cover.

* Missouri/ASU finish for half point no cover

* Dog game winners by Auburn and Michigan both last plays of the game to win

* The League makes the Iowa/Iowa St. game something to care about. Iowa St. impacts 18 scores in The League

* Tweet of the week: @CFGLseason8"Coaching" from the booth w/out a headset makes me question the "coaching" part, JoePa.

When looking at scoring some Players had the Big 12 as a Power Conference for a second 10 points point game. They are: 505 Chicharito, Air Raid, Aunt Betty, Cinderella, C'mon Rookie, Sinners2000, Wigley, Urban Cowboy.

Let us know if you have any questions. Spreads out on Monday.

The Commissioner