MR KASEY JOHNSON STILL IN LAST PLACE

Once again, the last games of the day had a major impact on the League landscape. Stanford punched one in with 2 minutes left in the late game to score the League 85 points, MTSU came back to rob O-H-I-O! of a 21point moneyline, and Fresno St shit the bed to turn the faucet off on Frank the Tank. Week5 had 154 Dog points, with 100 points coming from Auburn and Clemson. CUSA gave the League fits and only 45% won their conference game. The 10-pointer proved to carry more weight as 74% won their Power Game. The average this week was the same as last week, at 24.5. Parlays went 0 for 4 while stacks were more successful, especially if it was on Alabama, who scored the League a week-high 134 points. Betting against the Lobos continued to pay off, but for reason, only 28 points worth.

In The Wuerffel, Hack Attack defended his position and holds the top spot in the League by four points. Barndawg went downward to #9, and #10 TP3 rose six spots to round out the heavy hitters in the respectable conference. Mamacita made the most out of her two CUSA 10-point games and went from #30 to #22. If the weather plays a role, Mamacita will play a role.

On Planet Weis, iBlink holds the lead but drops four spots overall with his mediocre 24. Luckily for him, Wigley was in the same boat and spends her second week out of the top ten. In completely unrelated news, her estranged ex-boyfriend lets loose with a 17 and storms up one spot to #44. For those tracking the Deeds collapse, he drops out of the teens to a better fitting #20.

The top-heavy Shapiro All-Stars had another monster week. #4 Hammes pulled ahead of #5 Schematic Advantage by three. Mentally Denarded finally rode the Wolverines and went 4 for 5 in his Power Week to climb up to #8. There’s a new contender in the All-Stars too, as C’mon Rookie bagged Week5’s only perfecto to jump 26 spots up to #15. After his 43, Wilson went 0 for 6 and dropped the week’s only zero to drop from #19 to #36. How fragile it is.

In Urban’s Heart Division, NxtLvl lives up to the name and jumps #6 The Well Hungarians for the conference lead. NxtLvl moves up to #2 in the League and only trails Hack Attack by four. The Juice goes rotten and hits only two Power games and finds himself out of the top ten. 505Chicarito holds ground at #17 and is only one big week away from being taken seriously.

In the Testeverde Ten, Jamie O’Hare shoots from #15 to #5 thanks in part to his 4stack on Bama. After O’Hare, La Maquina, Brown Eye and Coach linger around in the high 20’s and early 30’s. That's all I have to say about Testeverde related things.

This next week is Independents Week. That means pick from BYU, Navy, Army or Notre Dame. Try and contain yourselves.

Holler with questions.

The Commissioner