LOW SCORES ALLOW AIR RAID TO HOVER

A shitty week was bound to happen sooner or later and Week12 stunk to high hell. The average was a mere 18, and Coach was the only new arrival into the Top10. The success that did come was almost entirely from Kansas St. who produced an incredible 353 points, 144 of which were Dog games. Only five teams won their WAC game and as you would expect after a week of upsets, dog games paid out 332 points. Once again, we have a new leader as Air Raid scored 50.5 and now leads NxtLvl by 16. Only 50 points separates the Top10 and with 3 weeks left, it’s still anybody’s game

Shapiro sure has an eye for talent and five of his All-Stars are now in the top 12 in one of the most brutal confernces in the League. #3 Wilson doubled up on a K-State dog win but came a half point away from the conference bonus as Air Raid moved to the top spot from a 3-stack on the Boise over. Schematic Advantage dropped one spot to #7 after a 33.5 and #11 Double Bird Strike and #12 Mormon Whores now sit on the fringe of paydirt.

In the Testeverde Ten, it only took 26.5 to win the weekly bonus as Coach extended his conference lead to 14 over past Sandusky ball boy, #13 Brown Eye. Some also believe that #17 Hawks and #23 Jamie O’Hare still wanna party but they’re being pretty weird about it lately. Slow, dusty veteran Dees Pimpin ‘Em got to wait until late Saturday night before BYU screwed him out of an over and the fifth team in his 5-team parlay. He dropped to #45 and last in the conference. Pimpin ‘Em finished #3 in two years ago in CFGL6.

Barndawg attacked a much bigger 4-team parlay and was put in place down to #4 overall. The Dawg’s lead in the thick, lush Wuerffel is now only 7 over both Drew Bledsoe HOF and First Lady, who are tied at #5. Mamacita is up eight, from #24 to #16 after a 33.5. Frank the Tank ran out of gas just before getting his picks in and the no-show cost the rookie eight spots. Amazingly, seven teams in the Wuerffel are now in the top 26, but it was El Tejon that captured the conference bonus after laying down a chudie little K-State moneyline 3-stack. The 69 boosted him up nine to #33.

NxtLvl was taken down a notch to #2 after he mustered only a dog game. He still maintains lead in the conference but his 53 point lead is now only 21.5 after #8 The Well Hungarians rose to the occasion to grab the conference bonus. Michigan Hates U dropped one to #9. 505Chicharito only put up single digits and dropped from #15 to #18 after his pick of the year Oklahoma Power 5-stack bombed. #49 Head is back into the swing of things after a busted 4-teamer and will likely not finish in last as Cinderella Story hasn’t shown for the third straight week.

It’s winter on Planet Weis and Team Wigley exited the Top10 once again after she 4-stacked her beloved Sooners. Fortunately, she’s in a poor, poor conference and still controls the Planet. However, IBlink is only 1.5 points back and Rum Bomber is now seven back after self-detonating all over himself. Aunt Betty’s Fried Chicken finally cooked up a good batch and grabbed the bonus for a 69.5. He’s now only three wins away from the Wigley lead. Everyone else on the Planet was pretty bad, mainly #32 Simon’s Wrecking Crew, who lost a four-teamer before kick-off on Saturday. At least his Chargers are looking good.

Conferences are over now, so please, get drunk on the freedom of one extra free game. Only two regular weeks remain, as Week 15 will be Championship Week, where you assign point values to the conference championship games.

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