COACH HITS ONE GAME WORTH 72.5 AS THE LEAGUE IS TAKEN TO THE NxT_LvL

The CFGL continued to put up solid scoring in Week11 but the average dipped to just over 25 points. There were 143 dog points, eight 0’s, two parlays, three power 5-stacks and 25 Sun Belt winners. The League is tougher than shit this year as the Top10 is within only 55 points of each other with three big weeks to go. By comparison, last year after Week11, Carolina Fire Ants led the League with 362 points. This year that would only rank #5 in the standings. Last year’s #2 at this time, Team Ramrod, would be ranked at #21 right now. The CFGL8 average is a full three points higher than the CFGL7 was through Week 11.

TESTEVERDE TEN
After lulling the competition to sleep, Coach finally unloaded with 82.5-point week. Although, he had to sweat through 4 OT’s to get it, his power 5-stack on the K-State moneyline catapulted the Coach from #29 to #13. He leads the conference by six over #17 Hawks and eleven over #18 Brown Eye.

PLANET WEIS
Team Wigley used an Oklahoma St. two-stack to help get her back in the Top10. She added a 1-point dog game that put her at #9 in the standings and number one on Planet Weis. After last week’s 68, Rum Bomb dropped a 64.5 anti-abuse power 5-stack on Nebraska. In the past 2 weeks, he’s jumped from #36 to #14 and is now only 7 back of Wigley. Scaga died by the Lobo for the second straight week. His alma mater has single-handedly dropped him from #2 to #21 in just two-weeks. Deeds continued his free fall as he too tried to milk the Lobo suck. With 3 of the 4 games in his parlay already won, #33 Deeds watched the Lobos rob him of a 96 point week. For the good of the League.

SHAPIRO ALL-STARS
After last week’s 14, Air Raid started his assault back up with a 53 . He lands back on top of the All-stars by 15 points as Wilson dropped from #3 to #5 with his 18.5. Schematic Advantage also struggled and fell from #4 to #6 after winning two Power Sunbelt games and nothing else. #11 Double Bird Strike and #16 Mormon Whores continued to legitimize the Shapiro All-Stars as a premier conference in the League.
Cinderella Story did not, as he opted not to play for the second straight week and took over the basement from Head.

THE WUERFFEL
Barndawg may have fell to #2 overall, but he still maintained the lead in the Wuerffel over #3 Drew Bledsoe in the HOF. The conference now has a third member in the Top10 as First Lady power 5-stacked her way back in the Top10. The big week jumped her from #22 to #7, which is 26 higher than husband Deeds. Mamacita got back on track with a 44 but remained at #24. The League is a beast.


URBAN’S HEART DIVISION
NxT-LvL not only kept his lead in the Urban Heart Division, he jumped to the League penthouse and now has the overall lead by 11.5. Michigan Hates U only put up 17 and fell from #6 to #9 while the Well Hungarians dropped form #7 to #10 after a Boise two-stack left them with blue balls. Drunken Sailor had a rare moment of clarity and hit a 3-teamer to move from #41 to #36. 505Chicharito fell out of the money as he only snagged 2 of 6 like a pinche pendejo. He now sits fourth in the conference and #15 overall.

Week12 is a WAC week and last conference week of the year. If you haven't used your Power Week, you should do it soon.

The Commissioner