WEEK 10 SPREADS

TUESDAY 10/28
OHIO -1.5 buffalo
Houston -8 MARSHALL

FRIDAY 10/30
S florida -2.5 CINCI 50

SATURDAY 11/1
B GREEN -7 kent 53.5
INDIANA -2.5 c mich 55.5
Air force -10 ARMY 40.5
Louisville -14 SYRACUSE 55
VIRGINIA -2 miami (fl) 42
W Virginia -3.5 UCONN 44.5
ILLINOIS -1.5 iowa 49.5
MINNESOTA -6.5 n’western 44
WAKE FOREST -7.5 duke 41
tulsa -7 ARKANSAS 77.5
OKLAHOMA ST -31 iowa st 63.5
Missouri -20 BAYLOR 69.5
OLE MISS -6 auburn 41.5
WYOMING -3 sdsu 45.5
W MICH -17.5 e mich 58
TX A&M -3 colorado 53.5
NOTRE DAME -5.5 pittsburgh 50
Fresno st -4.5 LA TECH 54
Hawaii -7 UTAH ST 50.5
S CAROLINA -6 tennessee 37.5
Florida -5.5 GEORGIA 56.5
USC -43 washington 56.5
OKLAHOMA -22 nebraska 71.5
CAL -3 oregon 62
NAVY -7.5 temple 44.5
KANSAS -11 kansas st 72.5
Texas -6 TEXAS TECH 75
PURDUE -1.5 michigan 44
MICH ST -5 wisconsin 47.5
BC -5 clemson 42
San jose st -16.5 IDAHO 50
Byu -14.5 COLORADO ST 55
STANFROD -30 washington st 54
Boise st -20 NMSU 54.5
MISS ST -3 kentucky 38.5
G TECH -1.5 florida st 42
LSU -25.5 tulane 55
Tcu -13.5 UNLV 54
S MISS -8.5 uab 61
Rice -2 UTEP 77.5
Utah -7.5 NEW MEXICO 46
OREGON ST -14 arizona st 53.5
ALABAMA -24 arkansas st 46
LA LAFAYETTE -7.5 fl int 58.5
Troy -10 LA MONROE 58
W KENTUCKY -17 n texas 55

WEEK 9 RESULTS AND STANDINGS

WEEK 9 PICKS

WEEK 9

10/21
TEMPLE -3 ohio 40

10/23
WVU -5 auburn 38
AIR FORCE -5 unm

10/24
Boise st -7.5 SAN JOSE ST

10/25
ARMY -1 la tech
MARYLAND -10.5 nc st
MIAMI -3 wake forest
N’western -8.5 INDIANA
PURDUE Pick Minnesota
N CAROLINA -3 bc
Cincinnati -1 UCONN
Illinois -1.5 WISCONSIN
PITT -9.5 rutgers
IOWA ST -3.5 texas a&m
FLORIDA -24.5 kentucky
Ole miss -4.5 ARKANSAS
BALL ST -24 e mich
BYU -23 unlv
VANDY -9.5 duke
TULANE -1.5 rice
Fresno st -16.5 UTAH ST
NAVY -12.5 smu
Alabama -7 TENNESSEE
Oregon -4 ARIZONA ST
CAL -17 ucla
MIAMI (OH) -7 kent
G TECH -11.5 virginia
TEXAS -12.5 oklahoma st.
LSU -2.5 georgia
Oklahoma -19 KANSAS ST
Michigan st -4 MICHIGAN
FLORIDA ST -4.5 v tech
N ILLINOIS -8 BOWLING GREEN
Nmsu -15 IDAHO
TCU -31.5 wyoming
C MICH -3.5 toledo
S flordia -4.5 LOUISVILLE
NEBRASKA -11 baylor
KANSAS -2 texas tech
MISSOURI -21.5 colorado
Penn st -2 OHIO ST
Notre dame -11 WASHINGTON
Colorado st -7.5 SDSU
Usc -15 ARIZONA
MISS ST. -11 MTSU
Fau -2 LA MONROE
Troy -24 N TEXAS
Nevada -3.5 HAWAII
TULSA -22.5 c florida

WE'VE GOT RED BUSH AND DEE BEE REPRESENT THE SUPERCOAST WITH PERFECT WEEKS. DANGER DEEDS IS A RISK TO ONLY HIMSELF AS HE POSTS FUCKING DONUT.

We've Got Red Bush hits the year's first parlay in his perfect week and snags 40 bonus pts and 15 spots up to #2. The hard working veteran, Dee Bee, gets a mere 58 points with his perfect week and breaks into the Top Ten.

The Great 8 is now run by Coach after Cocky Van Cockson continues to slide. Hammes maintains his dominance with 31 points and leads the Big Storm by 28. Corky McButts and We've Got Red Bush control their respective conferences.

A big week for McLovin boosts them out of the shitter up to #28 and Con Ganas proves that even enormous testicles can sometimes be a curse. Not most times, but sometimes, as he drops to #29. Danger Deeds shits the bed the weekend he takes it to Vegas and moves down 9 spots to a lowly #17. History tells us this trend will continue.

This next week is a Mountain West week.

Love,
The Commissioner

WEEK 8 PICKS

WEEK 8 SPREADS

THURSDAY
Florida st. -11.5 NC ST 48
Byu -1.5 TCU 46

FRIDAY
BOISE ST -25.5 hawaii 52

SATURDAY
RUTGERS -3.5 uconn 43.5
Wake forest -1 MARYLAND 43
G tech -1 CLEMSON 38.5
ECU -9 memphis 56
Miami -6 DUKE 44.5
BC -2.5 v tech 41
USF -24 syracuse 50
IOWA -3 wisconsin 41.5
N’WESTERN -4 purdue 47
OKLAHOMA -19 kansas 61
BOWLING GREEN -9.5 miami (oh) 48
C MICH -3 w mich 54.5
Nebraska -6 IOWA ST 57.5
TENNESSEE -8 miss st 37
ALABAMA -13.5 ole miss 49.5
GEORGIA -15 vanderbilt 45
Akron -3.5 E MICH 50
UTAH -23 csu
Tx tech -21 TX A&M 66
RICE -3.5 so miss 68
Usc -43 WASH ST
Pitt -3 NAVY 52
Ohio st -3.5 MICH ST 42
TEXAS -6 missouri 69
Unc -5.5 VIRGINIA 45
NO ILL -7.5 toledo 47.5
NEVADA -19.5 utah st 66.5
Marshall -3 UAB 54.5
PENN ST -24 michigan
UNM -14.5 sdsu 44.5
Oregon st -13.5 WASHINGTON 60
KENTUCKY -9.5 arkansas 44
ARIZONA Pick cal 54.5
LA TECH -20 idaho
COLORADO -3 kansas st 62
OKLAHOMA ST -17 baylor 69
BUFFALO -10 army 46
Lsu -3.5 SOUTH CAROLINA 45
TULSA -17.5 utep 76
San jose st -2.5 NEW MEXICO ST 53
Houston -12.5 SMU 69.5
ILLINOIS -16.5 indiana 55.5
Air force -4.5 UNLV 54
UCLA -2.5 stanford 46.5
W KENT Pick fau 44
LOUISVILLE -14 mtsu 48.5
LA MONROE -19 n texas 66
LA LAF -4.5 arkansas st 65.5
TROY -7 fl int. 45

THE TRUTH POWERS UP FOR 40 AS BANGBUSMPLS SHOOTS BLANKS

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WEEK 7 PICKS

INDEPENDENTS

To avoid further confusion, you must bet one Independent team this week. They are as follows:

NOTRE DAME
ARMY
NAVY
W KENTUCKY

HAMMES AND MAMACITA

will have to bet a C-USA game as well as an Independents game this week, as they bet their Power Weeks last week.

WEEK 7 LINES

TUESDAY
Troy -3.5 FAU

THURSDAY
WAKE FOREST -2 clemson 43.5
HOUSTON -19 uab 67

FRIDAY
Louisville -6.5 MEMPHIS 55.5

SATURDAY
E.Carolina -5.5 VIRGINIA 43
WEST VIRGINIA -23.5 syracuse
Iowa -5.5 INDIANA 42
ILLINOIS -11.5 Minnesota 57
Michigan St. -3 NORTHWESTERN 46.5
OKLAHOMA -7 TEXAS (IN DALLAS) 56
ARMY PK E. Michigan 46
BAYLOR -4.5 Iowa State 59
KENTUCKY -1 South Carolina38.5
BUFFALO -1.5 W.Michigan 53
Vanderbilt -3 MISS STATE 38
Utah -23.5 WYOMING
Kansas State -3.5 TEXAS AM 62.5
C. MICHIGAN -8.5 Temple 47.5
OHIO STATE -18.5 Purdue
Tcu -14.5 COLORADO STATE 48.5
MISSOURI -13.5 Oklahoma St 80
GEORGIA -12 Tennessee 42
SO. CAL -26.5 Arizona State
OREGON -17 Ucla 56.5
MICHIGAN -17 Toledo 52.5
NORTH CAROLINA -7 Notre Dame 46
AUBURN -19 Arkansas
NEVADA -19 New Mexico St 67.5
NO. ILLINOIS -10.5 Miami (OH) 42.5
BYU -23.5 New Mexico
OREGON ST -30.5 Washington St
Arizona -6 STANFORD 54
Bowling Green -2 AKRON 49
Ohio -2 KENT 52.5
CINCINNATI -9 Rutgers 48
TEXAS TECH -21.5 Nebraska 71.5
KANSAS -14 Colorado 54
Penn St -5 WISCONSIN 47
MIAMI (FL) -15 Central Florida 51
FLORIDA -4.5 Lsu 47
SAN JOSE ST -15.5 Utah State 47
Tulsa -24.5 SMU 78.5
Boise State -12 SO.MISS 55
TEXAS – EL PASO -5.5 Tulane 59.5
Air Force -10 SAN DIEGO STATE 47
FRESNO ST -32 Idaho
Ball State -16.5 WESTERN KY 47.5
ARKANSAS STATE -11.5 La Monroe 54
FLORIDA INTL -1 M.Tennessee 41
La Lafayette -21.5 NORTH TEXAS
HAWAII -7 Louisiana Tech 47.5

THE FIRST LADY BIRTHS A PERFECT WEEK AS CORKY MCBUTTS GRABS THE 22 POINT BOOTY OF HER DOG GAME.

The League got a shot of estrogen in Week 6 as the women combine for 154.5 points. Mamacita took advantage of her power week and scores 40 points while Corky McButts sneaks into second place with a 46 point week. The First Lady catapults 22 places, giving hope to all of the bottom-feeders.

Speaking of, McLovin hits rock bottom with their fourth consecutive botched parlay. Hollywood Hussion gets back on track with a 1 for 6 performance and Together 4ever may be holding on for the wrong reasons as they score a mere 4 points in last two weeks. The Pinnacle of Male Evolution may look to a God next week as he devolves six spots to #22.

The Big Storm continues to dominate the CFGL with five of its teams in the Top 10. Hammes extends his overall lead to 24.5 points with a near perfect power week. The Great 8 gets four teams in the 30’s in Week 6 and Danger Deeds is tied at the top with a crumbling Cocky Van Cockson.

Week 7 is an Independents week.

HOLLYWOOD HUSSION

A frantic Hollywood Hussion just called in shock that his picks weren't posted on the sheet.
He left them on my old number's vm. I recently changed my phone #. I will send that out in an email shortly.
Here are his picks:

Power: Oregon St +12.5
C-USA: Marshall +3.5

Tennessee -16
Air Force -6
WVU -14

Dog Game: Oregon St +12

NAME CHANGE

Please note on this week's scorecard that EL P.O.M.E. has been de-acronymized to reveal his true name;

THE PINNACLE OF MALE EVOLUTION

LEAGUE AMENDMENT

As the Commissioner, I reserve the right to make this league run more smoothly as I see fit. So, with that being said:

YOU NO LONGER HAVE TO HAVE ALL OF YOUR GAMES IN IF YOU'RE PICKING AN EARLY WEEK GAME.

But, please make sure that you have your picks in by Friday early evening.