Season 8 Championship Week Pick Sheet

BARNDAWG LATCHES ONTO LEAGUE CROTCH AND SHAKES. DOUBLE BIRD STRIKES GOLD.

With only one week remaining Barndawg went into attack mode and hit a perfecto, lifting him three spots to #1. However, #2 Air Raid was able to stay in the title hunt with his 4-stack attack and is only 5.5 points back. Double Bird Strike also had a clutch perfecto, which moved him to #4 and only ½ a point back from #3 NxT_Lvl. The standings begin to get even closer as # 5 First Lady and #11 Mormon Whores are only separated by nine points. The Top25 all have a legitimate chance to get in the green.

It looks like a given that the Planet Weis winner will orbit well beyond the reach of the Top10. The conference leader is still #18 Team Wigley, but right behind her are Rum Bomber, iBlink, Scaga and Aunt Betty’s Fried Chicken at #18, #19, #20, and #23, respectively. Even mid-to-bottom dwelling underachievers like #26 Simon’s Wrecking Crew still have a shot taking down the Planet. Hell, I’ll eat my own shit if he does.

The Shapiro All-Stars have 5 teams in the Top 11 and is clearly the best conference in the League. Double Bird Strike hit a perfecto and now finds himself at #4 from #11. However, the Bird is still 23 points behind conference leader #2 Air Raid who kept his lead with a Houston 4-stack. Wilson had a 14 point week and dropped from #3 to #8 and Schematic Advantage remained at #7 after a 4-stack winner on the Miami under. Outside of the Top10 by a ½ point is #11 Mormon Whores who hit a 3-teamer but couldn’t recruit a Hawaii cover for a perfecto.

Coach kept the Testeverde Ten on lock down but his 24 point lead shrunk to only nine after going 3 for 6 on the week. The Brown Eye hit three games and a dog in his Power Week to put some heat on the Coach. However, only a ½ point behind the Brown Eye is #16 Jamie O’Hare who hit a three teamer and collected the conference bonus. The streaky Hawks watched Maryland give up 43 straight points to lose a 3-team parlay. He dropped from #17 to #22.

In the Wuerffel, Barndawg extended his seven point lead to 39 as the rookie hit another perfecto. The Dawg shot up to the overall lead and all but wrapped up the Wuerffel. However, the rest of the conference has plenty to play for as three others sit in the Top10. Mamacita hit a three teamer and split the conference bonus to jump from #16 to #10. First Lady scored 31 to boost her up one spot to #5 and the Drew Bledsoe apologist fell from #5 to #9 with his 24. Outside of Mamacita, a very dangerous #17 Urban Cowboy is only 27 points back from the Top10 pay day. #24 Hack Attack and #25 Frank the Tank sit about 70 points from the green and will need to be inventive to have a shot.

In the Urban Heart Division, the Well Hungarians chipped the lead down to only 11.5. The two balls and dick jumped from #8 to #6 with an impressive 31 down the stretch. #3 NxT_Lvl continues to lead the conference but his 21 dropped him down one in the standings and what could amount to $250 in the wallet. 505Chicarito split the week with O-H-I-O! as they both reeled in 44’s on the week. Chicharito is up to #14 from #18 and only 18 back of paying $150 to one of the many creditors he owes. #13 Michigan Hates U is also still alive and lurks just 15 points from the money.

Last week. Here are the rules. Let us know if there are any questions.

All League members will be required to pick the four major conference championship games (ACC, Big 10, Pac-12, SEC), one other free pick, and a dog game.

League members will assign a point value to each of their five games. Values will be 25, 20, 15, 10, and 5 points. (Dog game format stays the same)

During the last week, there will be no stacking allowed, but you can moneyline and/or parlay. Perfecto bonus is also still in effect.

The Pac-12 championship game is being played on Friday night, so all picks MUST BE in by Friday of that week.

Week 13 Selections

Enjoy the games.

Week 13 Pick Sheet

LOW SCORES ALLOW AIR RAID TO HOVER

A shitty week was bound to happen sooner or later and Week12 stunk to high hell. The average was a mere 18, and Coach was the only new arrival into the Top10. The success that did come was almost entirely from Kansas St. who produced an incredible 353 points, 144 of which were Dog games. Only five teams won their WAC game and as you would expect after a week of upsets, dog games paid out 332 points. Once again, we have a new leader as Air Raid scored 50.5 and now leads NxtLvl by 16. Only 50 points separates the Top10 and with 3 weeks left, it’s still anybody’s game

Shapiro sure has an eye for talent and five of his All-Stars are now in the top 12 in one of the most brutal confernces in the League. #3 Wilson doubled up on a K-State dog win but came a half point away from the conference bonus as Air Raid moved to the top spot from a 3-stack on the Boise over. Schematic Advantage dropped one spot to #7 after a 33.5 and #11 Double Bird Strike and #12 Mormon Whores now sit on the fringe of paydirt.

In the Testeverde Ten, it only took 26.5 to win the weekly bonus as Coach extended his conference lead to 14 over past Sandusky ball boy, #13 Brown Eye. Some also believe that #17 Hawks and #23 Jamie O’Hare still wanna party but they’re being pretty weird about it lately. Slow, dusty veteran Dees Pimpin ‘Em got to wait until late Saturday night before BYU screwed him out of an over and the fifth team in his 5-team parlay. He dropped to #45 and last in the conference. Pimpin ‘Em finished #3 in two years ago in CFGL6.

Barndawg attacked a much bigger 4-team parlay and was put in place down to #4 overall. The Dawg’s lead in the thick, lush Wuerffel is now only 7 over both Drew Bledsoe HOF and First Lady, who are tied at #5. Mamacita is up eight, from #24 to #16 after a 33.5. Frank the Tank ran out of gas just before getting his picks in and the no-show cost the rookie eight spots. Amazingly, seven teams in the Wuerffel are now in the top 26, but it was El Tejon that captured the conference bonus after laying down a chudie little K-State moneyline 3-stack. The 69 boosted him up nine to #33.

NxtLvl was taken down a notch to #2 after he mustered only a dog game. He still maintains lead in the conference but his 53 point lead is now only 21.5 after #8 The Well Hungarians rose to the occasion to grab the conference bonus. Michigan Hates U dropped one to #9. 505Chicharito only put up single digits and dropped from #15 to #18 after his pick of the year Oklahoma Power 5-stack bombed. #49 Head is back into the swing of things after a busted 4-teamer and will likely not finish in last as Cinderella Story hasn’t shown for the third straight week.

It’s winter on Planet Weis and Team Wigley exited the Top10 once again after she 4-stacked her beloved Sooners. Fortunately, she’s in a poor, poor conference and still controls the Planet. However, IBlink is only 1.5 points back and Rum Bomber is now seven back after self-detonating all over himself. Aunt Betty’s Fried Chicken finally cooked up a good batch and grabbed the bonus for a 69.5. He’s now only three wins away from the Wigley lead. Everyone else on the Planet was pretty bad, mainly #32 Simon’s Wrecking Crew, who lost a four-teamer before kick-off on Saturday. At least his Chargers are looking good.

Conferences are over now, so please, get drunk on the freedom of one extra free game. Only two regular weeks remain, as Week 15 will be Championship Week, where you assign point values to the conference championship games.

Let us know if you have any questions.

Week Twelve Selections

With just three weeks left to play...

Week 12 Pick Sheet (WAC)

WEEK12 SPREADS (WAC)

TUESDAY 11/15

BALL ST 72.5
@N ILLINOIS -17

WEDNESDAY 11/16

W MICH 58.5
@MIAMI (OH) -2

OHIO -6.5
@BOWLING GREEN 57.5

THURSDAY 11/17

N CAROLINA 47
@V TECH -11

MARSHALL -12
@MEMPHIS 50

SO MISS -23
@UAB 61.5

FRIDAY 11/18

TOLEDO -14
@C MICH 72

OKLAHOMA ST -26.5
@IOWA ST 66.5

SATURDAY 11/19

WAC GAMES:

NM ST 60
@BYU -23

NAVY -4.5
@SAN JOSE ST 60.5

LA TECH 58
@NEVADA -7

FRESNO ST 62
@HAWAII -5.5

UTAH ST -10
@IDAHO 51

OTHERS:

MINNESOTA 57
@NORTHWESTERN -15.5

WISCONSIN -14
@ILLINOIS 52

IOWA -2.5
@PURDUE 51.5

INDIANA 53
@MICH ST -28

LOUISVILLE 40.5
@UCONN PICK

G TECH -10
@DUKE 55

MARYLAND 56
@WAKE FOREST -10.5

VIRGINIA 47
@FLORIDA ST -17

CLEMSON -7.5
@NC ST 52.5

AKRON 47
@BUFFALO -11.5

KENTUCKY 48.5
@GEORGIA -30.5

VANDERBILT -1.5
@TENNESSEE 44.5

TEXAS TECH 68
@MISSOURI -18

E MICH 41
@KENT -3.5

ARMY 47.5
@TEMPLE -13.5

NEW MEXICO 56.5
@WYOMING -24.5

TULSA -13.5
@UTEP 54

TULANE 59
@RICE -13.5

KANSAS 66
@TEXAS A&M -30.5

UTAH -3.5
@WASH ST 50.5

LSU -28.5
@OLE MISS 46.5

COLORADO ST 58
TCU -33

WASHINGTON -2
@OREGON ST

ARIZONA 58.5
@ARIZONA ST -10.5

CAL 55.5
@STANFORD -19

NEBRASKA 51
@MICHIGAN -3.5

COLORADO 54
@UCLA -10.5

UCF -7
@E CAROLINA 51

PENN ST 39.5
@OHIO ST -6.5

CINCINNATI -3
@RUTGERS 48

KANSAS ST 53.5
@TEXAS -9.5

BC 47.5
@NOTRE DAME -24.5

UNLV 54
@AIR FORCE -23.5

SMU 75.5
HOUSTON -20

MISS ST 53.5
@ARKANSAS -13

MIAMI (FL) -1
@S FLORIDA 52.5

OKLAHOMA -15.5
@BAYLOR 75

USC 67’
@OREGON -14.5

BOISE ST -18
@SAN DIEGO ST 55.5

FL ATL 49.5
@TROY -10.5

W KENTUCKY -3
@N TEXAS 47

FL INTL 50
@LA MONROE -1

ARKANSAS ST -11
@MTSU 56.5

COACH HITS ONE GAME WORTH 72.5 AS THE LEAGUE IS TAKEN TO THE NxT_LvL

The CFGL continued to put up solid scoring in Week11 but the average dipped to just over 25 points. There were 143 dog points, eight 0’s, two parlays, three power 5-stacks and 25 Sun Belt winners. The League is tougher than shit this year as the Top10 is within only 55 points of each other with three big weeks to go. By comparison, last year after Week11, Carolina Fire Ants led the League with 362 points. This year that would only rank #5 in the standings. Last year’s #2 at this time, Team Ramrod, would be ranked at #21 right now. The CFGL8 average is a full three points higher than the CFGL7 was through Week 11.

TESTEVERDE TEN
After lulling the competition to sleep, Coach finally unloaded with 82.5-point week. Although, he had to sweat through 4 OT’s to get it, his power 5-stack on the K-State moneyline catapulted the Coach from #29 to #13. He leads the conference by six over #17 Hawks and eleven over #18 Brown Eye.

PLANET WEIS
Team Wigley used an Oklahoma St. two-stack to help get her back in the Top10. She added a 1-point dog game that put her at #9 in the standings and number one on Planet Weis. After last week’s 68, Rum Bomb dropped a 64.5 anti-abuse power 5-stack on Nebraska. In the past 2 weeks, he’s jumped from #36 to #14 and is now only 7 back of Wigley. Scaga died by the Lobo for the second straight week. His alma mater has single-handedly dropped him from #2 to #21 in just two-weeks. Deeds continued his free fall as he too tried to milk the Lobo suck. With 3 of the 4 games in his parlay already won, #33 Deeds watched the Lobos rob him of a 96 point week. For the good of the League.

SHAPIRO ALL-STARS
After last week’s 14, Air Raid started his assault back up with a 53 . He lands back on top of the All-stars by 15 points as Wilson dropped from #3 to #5 with his 18.5. Schematic Advantage also struggled and fell from #4 to #6 after winning two Power Sunbelt games and nothing else. #11 Double Bird Strike and #16 Mormon Whores continued to legitimize the Shapiro All-Stars as a premier conference in the League.
Cinderella Story did not, as he opted not to play for the second straight week and took over the basement from Head.

THE WUERFFEL
Barndawg may have fell to #2 overall, but he still maintained the lead in the Wuerffel over #3 Drew Bledsoe in the HOF. The conference now has a third member in the Top10 as First Lady power 5-stacked her way back in the Top10. The big week jumped her from #22 to #7, which is 26 higher than husband Deeds. Mamacita got back on track with a 44 but remained at #24. The League is a beast.


URBAN’S HEART DIVISION
NxT-LvL not only kept his lead in the Urban Heart Division, he jumped to the League penthouse and now has the overall lead by 11.5. Michigan Hates U only put up 17 and fell from #6 to #9 while the Well Hungarians dropped form #7 to #10 after a Boise two-stack left them with blue balls. Drunken Sailor had a rare moment of clarity and hit a 3-teamer to move from #41 to #36. 505Chicharito fell out of the money as he only snagged 2 of 6 like a pinche pendejo. He now sits fourth in the conference and #15 overall.

Week12 is a WAC week and last conference week of the year. If you haven't used your Power Week, you should do it soon.

The Commissioner

WEEK11 PICK SHEET

Week Eleven Pick Submission

WILSON, TANK AND HAWKS DROP HUNDOS WHILE BARNDAWG MOUNTS LEAGUE AGAIN.

LSU won and the League turned into a Predator scene of points. There was a record-setting 354 points, six converted parlays, six perfectos, 76% won their SEC game, and all five conferences now have new leaders. And, perhaps most astounding of all, Wilson, Hawks and Frank the Tank all scored in the hundreds and moved up a combined sixty spots in the standings. As for changes in the Top10, four new teams found themselves on pay dirt, and for the fourth consecutive week, there's a new leader: that goddamned Dawg.

Once again, the Barndawg marked his territory on the Wuerffel and now sits on top of the League like he did in Week3. The Dawg needed every point of his 83, as Drew Bledsoe in the Hall of Fame now only trails by one point. “DBIHOF” followed last week’s 60 with a 67 and jumped to #2 overall. But, neither #1 or #2 could out blast the 107 issued by Frank the Tank. The rookie moved from #33 to #13, got the conference bonus and quadrupled his sons, #45 Mile High and #46 Hollywood Hussion's, combined weekly scores. Speaking of low places, Urban Cowboy tried to ride a 3-stack against the Lobos but got bucked from #9 down to #19. Former-champ First Lady rode the LSU moneyline all the way to a 71, and moved up 15 spots to #22.

The Urban Heart Division is the best conference in the League. Or, at least you could argue that as #5 NxtLvl, #6 Michigan Hates U, #7 Well Hungarians, and #10 505Chicharito are only separated by ten points. That said, you could also argue the conference is top-heavy, as five teams are ranked #38 or worse. And yes, that includes #50 Head, who hasn’t scored in three weeks. Yes, seriously. Fun fact about Head, if he added his final score from last season to this year’s total, he’d be #15 right now. Hell of a guy, though.

Someone finally decided to do something in the Testeverde Ten, as Hawks emerged with a 102-pointer. His perfecto included a 3-team parlay, two moneylines and a dog game winner that moved him from #30 to #7. Sooners2000 tried to make up for his two no-show weeks and posted a 73 after his 4-team parlay. Jamie O’Hare was all business with an LSU 5-stack and his 55 put him 3.5 points behind Brown Eye, who dropped to #17 after his beloved Nitanny Lions were busted for molesting children. Disgusting, Dave.

After consecutive weeks of 58 and 31, Wilson brought out the even bigger guns and bagged him a 103-pointer ala 4-team perfecto. The eight-year veteran moved from #21 to #3 and took control of the Shapiro All-Stars by seven points. Just below him, Schematic Advantage stayed put at #4 and Double Bird Strike struck again with a 63 to put him at #14. Mormon Whores scored a 39, but still ended up sliding down the poll two spots to #16. Sure looked purdy, though.

High levels of gravity affected play on Planet Weis as Scaga and Team Wigley both fell out of the Top10. Scaga put the farm on SDSU, but Lobos dismembered his counted chickens and left him with only 7. He dropped from #2 to #12. Team Wigley fell from #7 to #11 and now the Planet is the only conference that orbits outside of the Top10. Elsewhere in the conference, the Rum Bomb finally dropped with a 68, but it’s hard to tell its effects on the future. Nonetheless, the impact blasted the cocknosed vet from #36 to #23.

Five weeks remain, Week11 is a Sun Belt week.

Holler with questions.

The Commissioner

WEEK10 PICKS

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