WEEK 5 LINES (BIG EAST WEEK)

WEEK 5 is a BIG EAST Week.

So you'll need to pick the following:

1 POWER GAME
1 BIG EAST GAME
3 OTHERS
1 DOG GAME

*Those that have the BIG EAST as their POWER conference will have 2 10pt Power Games.
Over/unders to be posted as they come.


WEDNESDAY
HAWAII 55
@LA TECH -4.5

THURSDAY
COLORADO 53
@W VIRGINIA -17

S MISS OFF
@UAB OFF

FRIDAY
PITT -7
@LOUISVILLE 53

UTAH ST. 64
@BYU -24

SATURDAY
CLEMSON -14
@MARYLAND 46

MICHIGAN -2
@MICH ST 58

WISCONSIN 52
@MINNESOTA -2.5

V TECH -17
@DUKE 46

VIRGINIA 40
@N CAROLINA -13

USF -7
@SYRACUSE 46

E CAROLINA -3
@MARSHALL 47

TULANE 45
@ARMY -6.5

TOLEDO -5
@BALL ST 61

N’WESTERN 57
@PURDUE -7

ALABAMA -17
@KENTUCKY

CINCI -28.5
@MIAMI (OH)

TEMPLE -6
@E MICH 47

KANSAS ST 47
@IOWA ST -3

UCLA 45
@STANFORD -5

LSU 52
@GEORGIA -3

FLORIDA ST -5
@BC 46

NC ST 47
@WAKE FOREST PICK

PENN ST -7
@ILLINOIS 45

C MICH -8
@BUFFALO 55

MEMPHIS 46
@UCF -7

FIU 55
@UL MONROE -5

W MICH 52
@N ILLINOIS -7

WASHINGTON 56
@NOTRE DAME -13

AIR FORCE 47
@NAVY -3.5

NEW MEXICO 55.5
@TEXAS TECH -35.5

OHIO 46
@BOWLING GREEN -3

UNLV 59
@NEVADA -4

WYOMING 51
@FAU -3.5

OREGON ST 45
@ARIZONA ST -4.5

OLE MISS -8.5
@VANDERBILT 42

KENT ST OFF
@BAYLOR -21

OHIO ST -17
@INDIANA 45

G TECH -6
@MISS ST 46

TULSA -16
@RICE 62

ARKANSAS 67
@TEXAS A&M PICK

AUBURN 51
@TENNESSEE -2

OKLAHOMA -7
@MIAMI 49

NMSU 45
@SDSU -17

USC -5
@CAL47

SMU 47
@TCU -28

ARK ST 46
@IOWA -21

HOUSTON -16
@UTEP 66

WASH ST 53
@OREGON -32

COLORADO ST -3
@IDAHO 55

TOP TWO WITH ZERO TESTICLES. CRAB MONKEYS FROM SPACE HAS ANOTHER OUTBREAK OF UNRELENTING LOSING BLISTERS.

The League average dropped to just a skosh over 19 pts but there was plenty of movement in the rankings. THE FIRST LADY and THE OVEN continue their dominance and sit #1 and #2 respectively. MAMACITA scores another solid 31 to move her up to #6. Add a streaky CORKY MCBUTTS at #17, and the females have control of the League through the first 4 weeks.

WILSON made the most out of his Power Week and reeled in a week high 40 points and moves up 16 spots. BENCHMARK got off as well and finds himself in the TOP 10 after converting on a 3 stack and pulling in 38. EASY MONEY wakes up after being called out and hits up 31 along with the sleeping bear HAMMES. God help us all if he wakes up.

The much-maligned EAST saw some rare action in the standings as PRIMETIME takes the conference lead from SEMINOLE26 who only mustered 10. Overall, the EAST is just plain awful as only two members break the top 24. The SOUTH represents with 5 members in the TOP 10 and looks like the class of the CFGL while the NORTH and WEST have a couple of contenders each.

CRAB MONKEYS FROM SPACE gets a donut for the second week in a row and falls to dead last in the NORTH. HACKERMAN falls from #13 to #27 with his goose egg while BROWN EYE is still the shit hole of the 38-member League. HOLLYWOOD plunges again and trails his better half by an astounding 73.5 points. Let’s hope for THE OVEN’s sake that he’s firing blanks in the sack too.

Get ready for a BIG EAST Week coming up in WEEK 5. Any questions just holler.

Love,
The Commissioner

WEEK4 PICKS

*WILSON and PICTURE ME ROLLIN using their POWER WEEKS

WEEK 4 LINES (SUN BELT)

If you thought the MAC sucked, get a load of the SUN BELT.

This week pick
1 Power Game
1 Sun Belt Game
3 others

1 Dog Game

THURSDAY
OLE MISS -4
@S CAROLINA 53

FRIDAY
MISSOURI -7
@NEVADA 59

SATURDAY
W FOREST -2
@BC 42

ILLINOIS 50
@OHIO ST. -14

MINNESOTA 48
@N’WESTERN -2.5

INDIANA 53
@MICHIGAN -21

BUFFALO 45
@TEMPLE -3

MICH ST 53
@WISCONSIN -3

TCU 42
@CLEMSON -3

RUTGERS -2.5
@MARYLAND 52

BOISE ST -17
@B GREEN 50

OHIO 44
@TENNESSEE -22

C FLORIDA 45
@E CAROLINA -11

FRESNO ST 61
@CINCINNATI -17

AKRON 52
@C MICH -16

LSU -13
@MISS ST 43

ARMY 45
@IOWA ST -9

MARSHALL 46
@MEMPHIS -3

UAB 62
@TX A&M -15

SO MISS 60
@KANSAS -13

SDSU 53
@AIR FORCE -16

VANDY -7
@RICE 47

BALL ST 52
@AUBURN -33

UNLV -4
@WYOMING 45

ARKANSAS 57
@ALABAMA -17

FLORIDA -21
@KENTUCKY 54

ARIZONA ST 54
@GEORGIA -12

CAL -6
@OREGON 58

S FLORIDA 50
@FLORIDA ST -15

N CAROLINA 46
@G TECH -2.5

IDAHO 51
@N ILLINOIS -17

COLORADO ST 54
@BYU -16

PITTSBURGH 46
@NC ST -1

WASHINGTON 51
@STANFORD -7

MIAMI (OH) 49
@KENT -7.5

LOUISVILLE 50
@UTAH -14

MIAMI (FL) -3
@V TECH 47

NOTRE DAME -7
@PURDUE 59

UTEP 62
@TEXAS -36

IOWA 39
@PENN ST -10

TEXAS TECH 74
@HOUSTON -1.5

NM ST 44
@NEW MEXICO -10

WASH ST 52
@USC -45

ARIZONA 43
@OREGON ST -3

LA MONROE 52
@FAU -4

LA LAF 51
@NEBRASKA -28

W KENTUCKY 49
@NAVY -28

TROY 50
@ARKANSAS ST -2

MTSU -7
@N TEXAS 51

TOLEDO -2
@FL INTL 55

LEAGUE ESTROGEN LEVELS CONTINUE TO SOAR AS CRAB MONKEYS FROM SPACE IS BROUGHT BACK DOWN TO A SAD, PATHETIC REALITY.

Week 3 was the wrong week to for inaccuracy as the average score was just over 20 points. BROWN EYE finds himself on the bottom. And as appropriate as that may seem, it came after tripling his previous two-week total. But the biggest free fall of the week came at the hands of CRAB MONKEYS FROM SPACE who dropped from #3 to #15. Let’s hope those things don’t spread.

The high rollers were women once again. “THE OVEN” started a slow simmer Thursday night and marinated through Saturday night to serve up a nice, pink, tender, moist perfect week. The 58 pointer takes her from #24 to #3. But more importantly, THE OVEN'S up and down and up and down and up and down again relationship with HOLLYWOOD hits another brief climax as he snags his first 31 of the season. He sits dead last in the WEST.

CFGL pioneer and Season VI Champion, THE FIRST LADY, continued to dominate with a 38 pt week propelled by a 13 point dog game. She approaches the top spot as CINDERELLA’S slipper hangs on by three digits. Nonetheless, he leads the NORTH by 17 as MR. KASEY JOHNSON and THE DRAGON rep the conference at #5 and #7. On the flipside, the League sure does love EASY MONEY. Thanks again for playing this year, guy.

PICTURE ME ROLLIN reeled in 51 on the week spurred on by the biggest dog game of the year (20). He was a beaver away from a perfect week but at least he’s used to that. He sits smack in the middle of a SOUTH where consistent veterans DEE’S PIMPIN ‘EM and MILE HIGH lag just behind THE OVEN.

SEMINOLE26 leads a lackluster EAST by a half-point over PRIMETIME. BIG DADDY fight for respect at third but may find that hard to get with a playbook that includes 1 point Dog Games. It's just that type of play that plagues the rest of the conference as they're scattered through the 20's and 30's of the standings.

Ties are worth 3 points and marked in yellow on the pick sheet. Email for further assistance.

Love,
The Commissioner

WEEK 3 PICKS

WEEK 3 LINES (MAC WEEK)

It's a MAC week so you'll need to pick the following for WEEK3:

1 Power Game worth 10 points
1 MAC Game worth 7 points (unless your conference is MAC, then its 10 points)
3 Other Games worth 7 points each
1-Dog Game

THURSDAY
G TECH 54
@MIAMI (FL) -4

FRIDAY
BOISE ST -8
@FRESNO ST 53

SATURDAY
LOUISVILLE 46
@KENTUCKY -14

E MICH 54
@MICHIGAN -24

CAL -14
@MINNESOTA 54

E CAROLINA 43
@N CAROLINA -7

TEMPLE 46
@PENN ST -29

BC 44
@CLEMSON -7

BALL ST 43
@ARMY -7

DUKE 49
@KANSAS -22

N ILLINOIS 56
@PURDUE -13

OHIO ST -21
@TOLEDO 58

N TEXAS 52
@ALABAMA -38

WYOMING 51
@COLORADO -7

TENNESSEE 52
@FLORIDA -29

MTSU 51
@MARYLAND -6

TULSA 57
@OKLAHOMA -15

NEBRASKA 51
@V TECH -3.5

INDIANA 46
@AKRON -4.5

UAB 60
@TROY -6

MICHIGAN ST 55
@NOTRE DAME -10

USC -20
@WASHINGTON 54

UTAH 52
@OREGON -4

VIRGINIA 44
@SO MISS-17

ARIZONA 41
@IOWA -5.5

FIU 53
@RUTGERS -14.5

UCONN 44
@BAYLOR -10

NEVADA -3
@COLORADO ST 55

SDSU -3.5
@IDAHO 54

SMU -7
@WASH ST 57

NAVY 53
@PITT -7

CINCINNATI 56
@OREGON ST -1

N’WESTERN -4
@SYRACUSE 44

RICE 66
@OK ST -32

MISS ST 45
@VANDERBILT -9

UTAH ST 57
@TX A&M -18

BOWLING GREEN -3
@MARSHALL 49

FAU 50
@S CAROLINA -21

MIAMI (OH) 44
@W MICH -17

FLORIDA ST 56
@BYU -7

IOWA ST -3
@KENT ST 44

LA LAF 51
@LSU -26

BUFFALO 50
@UCF -4

AIR FORCE -17
@NEW MEXICO 46

WEST VIRGINIA 52
@AUBURN -7

GEORGIA 54
@ARKANSAS -1

UTEP -13
@NM ST 46

TEXAS TECH 67
@TEXAS -17

SAN JOSE ST 46
@STANFORD -18

UL MONROE 55
@ARIZONA ST -18

KANSAS ST 43
@UCLA -12

HAWAII 56
@UNLV -7

WEEK 2 SCORING FYI

Please note that those that had the ACC as their Power Conference got two Power Games worth 10 pts each in Week 2. ACC wins with yellow type indicate 10 pt games. Those wins are indicated by yellow text.

When it's your Power Conferences week, you will have two Power games as well.

CFGL CHIVALRY NOT DEAD AS 3 WOMEN ARE ESCORTED TO THE TOP 11. HOLLYWOOD HUSSION WITH ANOTHER SHITSHOW AS BROWN EYE WHINES THAT CFGL IS "OVERWHELMING."

Week 2 produced an average of 16.6 points, but the real story was the estrogen packed top 11 that have some competitors feeling a little feminine themselves. Mamacita led the ladies with 31 points and jumps to #2 while the First Lady and super elusive Corky McButts rocked 24-point weeks.

Dee's Pimpin 'Em, was well, pimpin' 'em with a high score of 36 points. Butters Stotch and The Dragon also had monster weeks while Cinderella Story’s 14-point week keeps him at #1. The North conference looks like the powerhouse this year as the East and West still up for grabs.

Many League members witnessed Hollywood Hussion suffer another abysmal week and then fail to walk his girlfriend to her car because he didn't want to lose his couch spot. In other news, Brown Eye emails the Commissioner to say he feels overwhelmed by the League. Perhaps he should speak to one of the lovely League ladies for advice.

Please note that Mile High was mistakenly given 21 instead of 28 points last week. Week 3 lines to be posted later this week.

Love,
The Commissioner

WEEK 2 PICKS

Binding Conference Schedules

BINDING CONFERENCE WEEKS

WEEK 2: ACC
WEEK 3: MAC
WEEK 4: SUN BELT
WEEK 5: BIG EAST
WEEK 6: INDEPENDENTS
WEEK 7: CUSA
WEEK 8: BIG 12
WEEK 9: MTN WEST
WEEK 10: BIG 10
WEEK 11: SEC
WEEK 12: PAC 10
WEEK 13: WAC

WEEK 2 SPREADS (ACC WEEK)

This week is an ACC Week which means this is what you'll be picking in Week2:
1 Power Game
1 ACC Game
3 Others

1 Dog Game

*If your Power conference is the ACC, then you have 2 Power Games worth 10 pts each.


THURSDAY 9/10

CLEMSON 42
@G TECH -5

FRIDAY 9/11

COLORADO -3.5
@TOLEDO 53

SATURDAY 9/12

N CAROLINA -4.5
@UCONN 46

IOWA -7
@IOWA ST 44.5

E MICH 53
@N’WESTERN -18

W MICH 51
@INDIANA -1

C MICH 54
@MICH ST -14

STANFORD 46
@WAKE FOREST -2.5

SYRACUSE 54
@PENN ST. -29

FRESNO ST 54.5
@WISCONSIN -9

DUKE 44
@ARMY -2

PITT -11
@BUFFALO 50

TROY 60
@FLORIDA -37

MARSHALL 41
@VTECH -20

KENT ST 47
@BC -21

ARK ST 56
@NEBRASKA -24

NOTRE DAME -3.5
@MICHIGAN 49

HOUSTON 67
@OK ST -15

TCU -12
@VIRGINIA 42

IDAHO 52
@WASHINGTON -21

E CAROLINA 44.5
@W VIRGINIA -7

LA TECH 50.5
@NAVY -7

BYU -18
@TULANE 54

TEXAS -34
@WYOMING 55

SMU 61
@UAB -12

UCLA 47
@TENNESSEE -9

MISS ST 41
@AUBURN -14

S CAROLINA 39
@GEORGIA -7

BWLNG GRN 60
@MISSOURI -19

OHIO -3
@N TEXAS 53

HAWAII -1.5
@WASH ST 50

KANSAS ST -7
@UL LAF 61

FIU 48
@ALABAMA -34.5

MEMPHIS 52
@MTSU PICK ‘EM

UCF 52
@SO MISS -15

AIR FORCE 48
@MINNESOTA -4

RICE 67
@TEXAS TECH -27

VANDY -47
@LSU -15

S FLORIDA -24.5
@W KY 48

KANSAS -11
@UTEP 64

MIAMI OH 53
@BOISE ST -37

TULSA -17.5
@NEW MEXICO 58

USC -7
@OHIO ST 47

PURDUE 61
@OREGON -12

UTAH -14
@SAN JOSE ST 47

OREGON ST -7
@UNLV 54

AWFUL CLICHÉ OFF TO AWESOME START AS CINDERELLA STORY HITS PERFECT WEEK. HOLLYWOOD HUSSION RELEASES A FLOP WHILE THE BROWN EYE GETS CHAPPED

Week 1 was highlighted by rookie hard hitters and North conference contenders; Cinderella Story and Crab Monkeys From Space. League veteran Blue tops the East with 31 pts, while a couple of lovely women, Mamacita and The First Lady, pick the correct colored jerseys to lead the South and West, respectively.

Balancing out the high rollers this week were Brown Eye, Wilson, Honk, and Butters Stotch who managed to go a combined 0-20 in regular picks. "Power couple," Hollywood Hussion and McLovin’s Pink Oven, debut their dysfunctional relationship with an 0 for 5 Power Week and butchered 5 stack. Good luck you two.

Spreads for Week 2 to be posted later today.

Love,
The Commissioner

WEEK 1 PICKS

KEY:
(P)- Parlay
($)- Moneyline
(# and team color)- Stack

Please also note that Hollywood Hussion is using his Power Week, meaning all his games are Pac 10 games and are all worth 10 pts. Please refer to POWER WEEK in the rules for clarification.

CFGL 6 CONFERENCES

Due to technical difficulties the selection show had to be performed via conference call rather than online. I can assure you that everything was legit. We have 38 members this year due to some last minute bail-outs. That means we have 2 conferences of 9 and 2 with 10.

Take a gander at the results and the League will post Week 1 Results in Conference form after the weekend.

Love,
The Commissioner

WEEK 1 INFO

Some things to keep in mind for Week 1 picks:

*Keep in mind the different ways to pick. Stacking, parlaying, moneylines. (see rules below)

*If you go 5 for 5 in a week you get 20 bonus points. Your Dog game is excluded and it must be 5 separate games. Meaning stacks don’t qualify towards the bonus.

*Once a season you can bet a Power Week. This means all 5 games you pick must be from your Power Conference. All these games will be worth 10 pts. Use it wisely.

*This year you DON’T lose points for losing a moneyline.

*CONFERENCE SELECTION SHOW
After all picks are submitted on Friday at 5pm (MT) we will randomly break the League up into conferences for the season. Depending on numbers, we’ll determine conference sizes and then select them randomly from a hat. A link will be sent out so you can watch the selection show live to ensure no funny stuff takes place. Official conferences will be posted pre-kickoff on Saturday.

*BINDING WEEKS
Binding Conferences will begin next week and extend throughout Week 13. We will randomly select these as well during the selection show.