WEEK10 SPREADS (SEC WEEK)

THURSDAY 11/1

E MICH 56

@OHIO -17

V TECH -2.5

@MIAMI (FL) 57

MTSU 54

@W KENTUCKY -9.5

FRIDAY 11/2

WASHINGTON 52.5

@CAL -4

SATURDAY 11/3

PENN ST. -3.5

@PURDUE 51.5

AIR FORCE -7

@ARMY 62

AKRON 58

@KENT ST. -19

VANDERBILT -7

@KENTUCKY 46

UMASS 56.5

@N ILLINOIS -35

TEMPLE 51.5

@LOUISVILLE -15

BC 52

@WAKE FOREST -3.5

HOUSTON -3.5

@E CAROLINA 67

IOWA 56

@INDIANA -1.5

GEORGIA TECH -7

@MARYLAND 47

CLEMSON -13.5

@DUKE 65

TULSA 64

@ARKANSAS -7.5

NM ST. 50.5

@AUBURN -23

STANFORD -28

@COLORADO 51

TEXAS ST 52.5

@UTAH ST -26

ALABAMA -9.5

@LSU 42

COLORADO ST. 52

@WYOMING -8

VIRGINIA 49.5

@NC ST -10

ARIZONA ST. 54

@OREGON ST. -5

MISSOURI 42

@FLORIDA -16.5

NEBRASKA -1.5

@MICHIGAN ST. 44.5

TCU 68

@W VIRGINIA -6.5

ILLINOIS 51.5

@OHIO ST. -27

PITTSBURGH 46

@NOTRE DAME -16.5

TEXAS SAN ANTONIO 73

@LA TECH -31.5

SAN JOSE ST. -19

@IDAHO 55

SMU 51

@UCF -12

UCONN 45.5

@S FLORIDA -8

W MICH -2.5

@C MICH 61.5

MIAMI (OH) 57

@BUFFALO -3.5

OLE MISS 63

@GEORGIA -14

SYRACUSE 56

@CINCINNATI -5

WASHINGTON ST 49

@UTAH -11.5

UAB 63

@S MISS -3

MEMPHIS 66

@MARSHALL -21

MICHIGAN -12.5

@MINNESOTA 46.5

OKLAHOMA ST. 66

@KANSAS ST. -9.5

TEXAS 67

@TEXAS TECH -7.5

TEXAS A&M -6.5

@MISS ST. 59

KANSAS 71

@BAYLOR -17

OKLAHOMA -11

@IOWA ST. 52.5

OREGON -7.5

@USC 70

RICE -4

@TULANE 62.5

HAWAII 60.5

@FRESNO ST. -34.5

ARIZONA 71

@UCLA -3.5

NEW MEXICO 56

@UNLV -4

SDSU 50.5

@BOISE ST. -13.5

FLORIDA ATL 50.5

@NAVY -16

FLORIDA INTL -3.5

@S ALABAMA  52

TROY 67.5

@TENNESSEE -18.5

ARKANSAS ST. -5.5

@N TEXAS 59

LA LAF 62

@LA MONROE -10

P-HORSE RIDES IRISH TO SEASON-HIGH 91. HEAD HONCHO FINALLY BREAKS 100.

This weekend it finally paid off to be part of the Irish faithful. Just ask P-Horse who scored a new season high 91, with 61 of those points coming thanks to the Irish victory. The monster win moved P-Horse from #43 to #12 and only 15 back of the Barndawg, who fell three spots to #10 after a solid 24. Irish fanatic  Deeds may have blacked out from joy on Saturday night, but he woke up with the sobering reality of a 14 pt week and being one spot out of the cash. Welchtwins also scored 14 and dropped in the standings to #18.

On Saturday, Principess Wiggles took the plunge down the aisle and was showered by bliss on her wedding day. Meanwhile in the League, she was showered with something completely different as her beloved Sooners shit the bed and left her with only ten points. She dropped from #9 to #20. Let’s hope her future with the hubz is brighter than her future in the League. Either way, Congrats, Lynne! In other Wuerffel news, Nittany Lyin didn’t get a Perfecto, but his 17 points kept him at #3. SOFFOCONE won the conference bonus and jumped up eight to #25. May wanna watch out for this streaky bastard.

Carroll’s Credit Union finally has a member back in the top10, but it ain’t Michigan Hates U who stayed at #14. Instead, it was the awfully-named “Get Drew Bledsoe in HOF” who 3stacked Rice en route to a 45 point week and conference bonus. The big week puts him at #8 from #21 and he leads the Union by 21. The other shoe finally dropped for Beaver Believer and he slid to #29 after as his beloved Oregon St. lost to the schizophrenic Huskies.

Jerry’s Kids also felt the impact of an Irish win as phuckfantasy scored 61 points off ‘em and moved from #49 to #27. However, he comes up just short of the bonus as Stumblin’ Drunks hit a Perfecto that included two Pac12 Power games and a 1 point Indiana moneyline to win the conference by 1. Stumblin’ Drunks took control of Jerry Kids and moved to #6 after Bull Rob fell from #8 to #13 after his 14. Hack Attack moved up one spot to #7 after a good lookin’ 41.

Petrino’s Hog Riders stayed the worst conference in the League, highlighted by last week’s #64, Mr. Lou, who won the conference bonus. His 47.5 pts moved him up to #55, which quite frankly, is right in the thick of things in the conference. At the top, Coach moved up two spots to #15 as Hollywood Hussion fell to #28 after his 7 pointer.  Also of note, The Holy Trinity scored 21 and stormed up to #40 from last week's #41.

Usually, scoring under 25 points leaves you shit out of luck of the bonus points on Planet Weis. However, O-H-I-O!’ s 24 pts were just enough to win the conference as Beast Infection and Ripper Ripski let their guards down. O-H-I-O! moved from #56 to #41 with his big week as Beast Infection dropped to #2 and Ripski stayed at #4.

It was RollTideYall that came up big in Week9 and walked away with the conference bonus with the help of a Thursday night 3stack on Clemson. He climbed from #19 to #8. Lanny Flaherty also had a sexy week and his 4 of 6 performance took him from #59 to #51 and only 151 points back from conference leader, #1 The Locksmith.

WEEK9 PICKS

PAC-12 Week Selection Form

WEEK9 SPREADS (PAC12)

Tuesday 10/23

Arkansas St 62

@La Laf -3.5

Thursday 10/25

Clemson -12

@Wake Forest 59.5

Friday 10/26

Cincinnati 54

@Louisville -3.5

Nevada -3

@Air Force 65.5

Saturday 10/27

Navy 50

@E Carolina -3.5

UMass 48.5

@Vanderbilt -32.5

Ohio -7

@Miami (OH) 60

Ball St. -6

@Army 66.5

Akron 66.5

C Mich -6.5

E Mich 52

@Bowling Green -14.5

N Illinois -7

@W Mich 58

Temple 50

@Pitt -6.5

Indiana 59

@Illinois -1

Purdue -3.5

@Minnesota 50.5

Iowa 49.5

@Northwestern -6

Duke 58.5

@Florida St. -28

Maryland 46.5

@BC -1

Miss St. 48

@Alabama -23.5

Utah St -22

@Texas San Antonio 50.5

Hawaii 51.5

@Colorado St. -7

Baylor 71

@Iowa St. -2.5

Texas A&M -14

@Auburn 53

Cal 44

@Utah -1

Texas -21

@Kansas 59.5

Mich St. 41

@Wisconsin -6.5

Colorado 68.5

@Oregon -45.5

NC St. 56.5

@North Carolina -7.5

Boise St. -17

@Wyoming 52

UTEP 60.5

@Houston -13.5

BYU 51

@G Tech -2.5

Florida -7

@Georgia 49

Kentucky 48.5

@Missouri -13.5

UCLA 58

@Arizona St. -6.5

USC -6.5

@Arizona 65.5

Kent St. 44.5

@Rutgers -13.5

Texas St 56

@San Jose St. -20

Washington St. 51

@Stanford -24

Ohio St. -1

@Penn St. 50

Oregon St. -4

@Washington 48

Texas Tech 60

@Kansas St. -7

Syracuse 52.5

@S Florida -3

TCU 62.5

@Oklahoma St -7.5

C Florida -2.5

@Marshall 68.5

Toledo -8.5

@Buffalo 58

Tennessee 55.5

@S Carolina -14

Ole Miss 64

@Arkansas -5

LA Tech -30.5

@NM St. 77.5

Notre Dame  48.5

@Oklahoma -10

UAB -3

@Tulane 61

Memphis 48.5

@SMU -20.5

S Miss 58

@Rice -2.5

Michigan 57.5

@Nebraska -2.5

UNLV 56.5

@SDSU -18

Fresno St. -13.5

@New Mexico 55.5

S Alabama 55.5

@LA Monroe -24

W Kentucky -7

@Florida Intl 55

N Texas 57

@MTSU -3

Troy -7

@Florida Atl 54

BEAST INFECTION FLARES BACK UP TO #1 AS DEEDS JINXES NITTANYLYIN’S PERFECTO

On Saturday night, Nittany Lyin could almost taste his record-setting 3rd Perfecto in a row. The only problem was, so could Deeds. And the co-Commissioner did what any desperate and drunk gambling sports fan would do: jink Nittany Lyin with an email blast. Sure enough, the ploy worked as Nevada didn’t cover and Nittany Lyin didn’t get his third straight Perfecto. Lyin' did, however, go up from #7 to #3 and is only 8.5 back from Beast Infection, who once again sits on top.

THE WUERFFEL

The Wuerffel has become heads and shoulder the best conference in the League as five of it’s members grace the Top10. #3 Nittany Lyin took control of the Wuerffel after Schematic Advantage lost a Power 5stack on Tuesday night and drops to #5. Behind the Advantage sits #6 KC Mizzou Mafia who hit the only Week8 Perfecto, #9 Principessa Wiggles and #10 UrbanCrierUrbanLiar.

PETE CARROL’S CREDIT UNION

COL Touch Down continued his climb upwards as his 41 was enough to grab the conference bonus. And although it wasn’t enough to grab him the Union lead, he only trails #14 Michigan Hates U by two. Eight of the ten teams in the conference are still only one week within striking distance of the Top20. That doesn't count The Snowflake, who fell oh so fancily to #47. Also, please note that while goldline.com's BYU pick was a winner, it was actually way more a loser as BYU no longer plays in the MWC.

JERRY’S KIDS

BullRob stays atop Jerry’s Kids but his 27 point lead has dwindled to only 3.5 points as Hack Attack and Stumblin’ Drunks share the conference bonus with their 34.5’s. Big2 follows last weeks 52.5 with a Small7 and lands back in the thirties. Not that the 30’s are a bad thing. Hell, #49 phuckfantasy and #67 Head Honcho would kill for some of that action. 

PETRINO’S HOG RIDERS

Coach grinds out another huge conference bonus with his 28 and extends his lead over Hollywood by 17.66666666. To give you an idea how bad the rest of the Hog Riders are, E’s Mugs is third in the conference and #40 overall. Let's not waste anymore talking about the Hog Riders.

PLANET WEIS

Once again #1 Beast Infection runs rampant on Planet Weis, but #4 Ripper Ripski, #12 Scaga, and #38 Mormon Whores all made up ground on the Beast with strong weeks. Juice and #Coney2012 continue to grind out positive weeks in their search for the Top20.

SHAPIRO’S ALL STARS

It was Dee’s Pimpin’ ‘Em that caught fire as his 31 points were enough to snag the conference bonus. Barndawg stayed at #7 but extended his lead amongst the All-Stars as Deeds gets karma’d and falls from #8 to #18 after his League hi-jinx. P-Horse ended up more of a J-Ass this week as his 5-stack on TCU crumbled in 2OT to Texas Tech. His donut drops him to #43.

URBAN MEYER HEART DIVISION

Locksmith extends his lead to 65.5 as Sic Em Dawgs wins the bonus for the week with a near Perfecto 41. He moves from #27 to #15 with the big week. RollTyde, First Lady and Wilson stay alive in the Heart Division that’s anchored by the revolting taste of #69 Aunt Betty’s Fried Chicken. 

A huge PAC12 week comes up in Week9. Spreads to be released tomorrow morning. 

Commish/Deeds

WEEK8 PICKS

Week Eight Selection Form (MWC)

Week8 Spreads (MWC)

Tuesday 10/16

La Lafayette -5

@N Texas 56

Thursday 10/18

Oregon -9.5

@Arizona St. 68.5

Houston -6

@SMU 60

Friday 10/19

UConn 43.5

@Syracuse -4.5

Saturday 10/20

Nebraska -5

@Northwestern 62.5

Minnesota 45

@Wisconsin -18.5

Army -2.5

E Mich 60.5

Ball St. -3

@C Mich 64.5

Bowling Green -17

@UMass 51

N Illinois -16.5

@Akron 65

Georgia -27.5

Kentucky 58.5

Wake Forest 53

@Virginia -3.5

North Carolina -19

@Duke 63.5

NC St. -3

@Maryland 45

Cincinnati -7.5

@Toledo 64.5

Boston College 61.5

@G Tech -14

Rutgers -5.5

@Temple 41.5

New Mexico 57

@Air Force -10.5

San Jose St. -13

@Texas San Antonio 52.5

NM St. 56.5

@Utah St. -30.5

VTech 61.5

@Clemson -8.5

UNLV 53.5

@Boise St. -28

BYU 41

@Notre Dame -13.5

Alabama -20.5

@Tennessee 56

Stanford -2.5

@Cal 48.5

Washington 61.5

@Arizona -7.5

Purdue 62.5

@Ohio St. -19.5

Michigan St. 43

@Michigan -10

Indiana 60

@Navy -2.5

Texas Tech -2.5

@TCU 55

Colorado 57.5

@USC -40.5

Florida St. -20

@Miami (FL) 56

Utah 47

@Oregon St. -10.5

Kansas St. 71.5

@W Virginia -2.5

LSU -4

@Texas A&M 52.5

South Carolina 42.5

@Florida -3.5

W Mich 54

@Kent St. -4

Marshall 66.5

@S Miss -2.5

UCF -23.5

@Memphis 50

S Florida 52.5

@Louisville -6.5

Idaho 74

@La Tech -30.5

Iowa St. 60.5

@Oklahoma St. -14.5

Kansas 57.5

@Oklahoma -35.5

Baylor 81

@Texas -11

Pitt -11

@Buffalo 55

East Carolina -3

@UAB 54

Penn St. 42.5

@Iowa -3.5

Rice 63.5

@Tulsa -21

Tulane 50

@UTEP -15

Wyoming 64.5

@Fresno St. -15

SDSU 66.5

@Nevada -7

LA Monroe 54

@W Kentucky -3.5

MTSU 56

@Mississippi St. -19.5

Florida Int’l 55

@Troy -7

Florida Atlantic 45

@South Alabama -3.5

NITTANY LYING HITS PERFECTO AS TOP5 IS SHAKEN UP AGAIN

The Johnson family exploded in a Vegas sportsbook as Notre Dame held Stanford at the one-inch line to seal a victory and 6-0 start. Meanwhile in Albuquerque’s West Valley, Lanny Flaherty saw 115 potential points disintegrate before him, as his Power Moneyline 5stack on Stanford died a fitting death. The win would have put him at #6 in the standings. Instead he faces the harsh reality of being tied for #63 with Head Honcho. But that’s just how the League goes. And Lanny wasn’t the only member that blew hog this weekend, as the average reached to an average of just over 15.5 points. 

THE WUERFFEL

Despite cold scores across the League, the Wuerrfel was on absolute goddamn fire in Week7. Nittany Lyin and Mr. Kasey Johnson both hit Perfectos and split the conference bonus points. Nittany jumps in the standings from #7 to #4 as Mr. KJ goes from #44 all the way up to #17. Despite not winning the Wuerffel bonus, Schematic Advantage maintained control of the conference and jumped into the League lead once again with a 4-stack win on Kent State. Other big scores included #12 Principessa Wiggles' 38.5, #13 UrbanCrierUrbanLiar’s  32.5, and #37 Raider Power’s moneyline 4-stack on Oregon St.worth 41 points. 

PLANET WEIS

Fortunately for #2 Beast Infection and #5 RipperRipski, the scores were low and they didn’t drop too far with their 17-point performances. But they can't get too comfortable as 9-year vet and former champ #14 SCAGA laid the wood with his 41-pointer. And for the third straight week, #Coney2012 moved up in the standings as his 24 puts him at #59.

SHAPIRO ALL-STARS

Late Friday night the Guardawg brought the Michigan St/Iowa misprint to the League’s attention. Late Saturday night, the Barndawg suffered his second straight 14-point week. However, he only drops one in the standings to #7 and still maintains control of the All-Stars. But the defending champ now has some company in the rearview mirror as #8 Deeds sits 6.5 points back and #11 welchtwins trails by only 10. In the feel good story of the week, RG3’s Long Shadow won the bonus and moved him from #66 to #51. 

URBAN’S HEART DIVISION

RollTideYall only needed 31 to take the bonus from a horrible output in the Heart Division. He breaks the top10 and now sits at #9 after coming in at #16 last week. The Locksmith still leads the division and still sits #3 overall. And again, Lanny Flaherty got a zero after betting it all against the Irish. Brutal, brutal beat.

JERRY’S KIDS

For the third week in a row, Bull Rob is the “Ticklemonster” of Jerry’s Kids.  However, the rookie dropped one spot overall to #6 after his 17-pointer. Big2 won the bonus and moved from #45 to #25 while #15 Hack Attack kept chopping with a 24. And towards the back of the bus, #53 phuckfantasy won a phour-stack on Kent St. and phinally showed the kind of phlair he’s capable of.  We’ll see if it’s a phlash in the pan or not.

SLEAZY PETE'S CREDIT UNION

#10 Michigan Hates U scored 31 to maintain control of the conference over #17 Beaver Believer, who didn't believe in a Beaver 4-stack moneyline.  Get Drew Bledsoe in the HOF stayed hot and spilt the bonus with the low flying Hawks at #56. But the real story in the Union is the logjam in the middle as #31 Mamacita, #30 Hammes, #28 COL Touchdown, #23 goldline.com and #23 Carolina Fire Ants are only separated by 14 points.

PETRINO HOG RIDERS

Coach and Hollywood each scored 7 points to remain at the top of the conference but they also dropped to the bottom of the top20. And after last week’s 55, the Holy Trinity comes back to Earth with a zero and drop 12 spots to #38. Mr. Lou found the right time to get hot and won the bonus, improving him eight spots to #61. I don't think it's too late for some magic, guy, I really don't.

Week Seven Picks

CFGL NAME SHEET

HACK ATTACK – CHRIS ACKERMAN

O-H-I-O-! – JAMIE BUSS

AUNT BETTY’S FRIED CHICKEN – BJ JOHNSON

SEMINOLE26 – MICHAEL BILOTTA

AIR RAID – JARED WINDOM

DREW BLEDSOE IN THE HOF - ALEX JARRELL

RAIDER POWER – TYLER WINDOM

HEAD HONCHO – HEAD LOPEZ

SIMON’S WRECKING CREW – MIKE O’MALLEY

ROLLTIDEYALL – MATTHEW JACQUES

BARNDAWG – BARNEY BROCKWELL

CINDERELLA STORY – CLAYTON PATE

HAMMES – ZACH HAMMES

PRINCIPESSA WIGGLES – LYNNE WIGLEY

PHUCKFANTASY – JOHN GATELY

#CONEY2012 – MAX BAYRAM

MEATBALL – JOE MIN

TP3 – TODD PURVIS

ROMOSEXUAL – JAMIE TRUJILLO

HAWKS – BRIAN SEAY

KOSHER JEWS – BRIAN FRALLICH

STUMBLIN’ DRUNKS – MIKE SEAMAN

SCAGA – CARLOS OLIVAS

SIC ‘EM DAWGS – TREY MEDBERY

#WANT – KRIS HENRY

THE HOLY TRINITY – SCOTT, SEAN, BRYAN SMITH

BEAVER BELIEVER – TIM HUSSION

MR. KASEY JOHNSON – SEAN DUNCAN-JOHNSON

DOUBLE BIRD STRIKE – MARK BOURNE

JOHN FORCE – JORDAN ECHOLS

LANNY FLAHERTY – MIGUEL MALDONADO

IBLINK – MARK BELLHORN

LA MAQUINA - ROB RIVERA

SCHEMATIC ADVANTAGE – DOUG, KYLE MORGAN

CAROLINA FIRE ANTS – JEFF BODENHEIMER

NXT_LVL – CODY MCMURTY

JAMIE O’HARE – JOHN VON EUW, NICK WACHTLER

JUICEONE – JESSE WILLIAMS

WILSON – MIKE NELSON

WELCHTWINS – JEFFERSON WELCH

HOLLYWOOD HUSSION – SCOTT HUSSION

COL TOUCHDOWN - RICH RIVERA

NITTANY LYING – TJ KEEFE

VICTORIOUS SECRET - JOSH SHELTON

BEAST INFECTION – FORD STEVENS

F NEVIN SHAPIRO – REILLY MCGREGOR

DEE’S PIMPIN’ ‘EM - DALON BYNUM

BOSS BIZZEM – JB BYNUM

MICHIGAN HATES U – TENNAY EVANS

KC MIZZOU MAFIA – NICK TEPESCH, TREVOR COLEMAN

FRANK THE TANK – JOE HUSSION

MORMON WHORES – JAMES SEAMEN

FIRST LADY – RENEE JOHNSON

P-HORSE – SEAN PALAHEIMO

COACH – MARK JOHNSON

MAMACITA – SUSAN JOHNSON

URBANCRIERURBANLIAR – JIM MCGREGOR

BULLROB – JOHN ROBERTS

FLUTE WITH NO HOLES – JOE ALUISE

TURD FERGUSON – BRANDON SILWESTER

RG3’S LONG SHADOW – VINCENT ROSSMEIER

E’S MUGS – ERIC JENSEN

GOLDLINE.COM – JACK CAREY

SOFFOCONE – STEVEN GRANT

BIG2 – BEN EHRHART

RIPPERRIPSKI – MIKE RIPSKI

THE LOCKSMITH – BROCK JOHNSON

DEEDS – KORBIN JOHNSON

MR. LOU – ANDY LEWIS

THE SNOWFLAKE – JOHN HOGAN

Week Seven Selection Form (MAC)

WEEK7 SPREADS (MAC)

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 Thursday 10/11

Arizona St. -22.5

@Colorado 56.5

UTEP 58

@Tulsa -16.5

W Kentucky -2.5

@Troy 55

Friday 10/12

Navy 60

@C Michigan -2.5

Saturday 10/13

Texas 61

@Oklahoma -3

Iowa 61

@Michigan St. -10

N Carolina -6.5

@Miami (FL) 68.5

Miami (OH) 56.5

@Bowling Green -7.5

Kent St. -1.5

@Army 57.5

Akron 66.5

@Ohio -20

Toledo -13.5

@E Mich 57.5

Maryland 46

@Virginia -2.5

Duke 54

@V Tech -10

Wisconsin 51

@Purdue -1.5

Northwestern -3.5

@Minnesota 51

Syracuse 46

@Rutgers -7

BC 54

@Florida St. -28

Temple 41

@UConn -5

Louisville -3

@Pitt 49

Memphis 51.5

@E Carolina -17.5

Florida -7.5

@Vanderbilt 40

Air Force -4.5

@Wyoming

W Mich 65.5

@Ball St. -3

Buffalo 56

@N Illinois -13

Idaho 53.5

@Texas St. -2.5

Kansas St -6.5

@Iowa St. 50.5

Auburn 50.5

@Ole Miss -5

UAB 66.5

@Houston -14.5

Illinois 49.5

@Michigan -23

Fresno St. 57

@Boise St. -7

USC -12

@Washington 55.5

Oregon St. 38

@BYU -2.5

Alabama -22

@Missouri 43

Stanford 45

@Notre Dame -8.5

Utah St. 46.5

@San Jose St. -3.5

Kentucky 51

@Arkansas -17

Tennessee 57.5

@Miss St. -3

South Carolina 40

@LSU -2.5

Cal -7

@Washington St. 54.5

W Virginia -4

@Texas Tech 77

TCU 68

@Baylor -7.5

S Miss 50

@C Florida -17

Oklahoma St. -24

@Kansas 73.5

Ohio St. -17

@Indiana 60.5

Texas San Antonio 56.5

@Rice -3.5

Nevada -10.5

@UNLV

Colorado St. 55.5

@SDSU -20.5

Utah 52

@UCLA -8

Florida Atlantic 54

@LA Monroe -24

S Alabama 53

@Arkansas St. -20.5

MTSU -3

@Florida Int’l 57.5

Texas A&M -9

@La Tech 79.5