With one week remaining we have goddamn barnburner on our hands. Primetime matches #3 Prestige WW by posting a 31, and is able to surpass #2 Carolina Fire Ants at the top by 7 points. And, right on cue, one of the Bynum brothers comes through as Bizzem hits a Power Week 50 and jumps into contention at #7. iBlink also has a shot at #8, as he once again shows up under pressure and blasts 30 pointer past the pole. Sammy Bean-O who sat at #8 last week, posts a zero and drops to #18. That said, he still has a chance to place.
In the Big Canyon, #2 Fire Ants remains cold going into Championship Week with his nonvenomous 14. #4 Situation sits only 13 below in the conference and 20 behind from the glory. But, it was GOW that robs the Situation of a conference bonus with his irrelevant 66. Pigskin Whisps also had a nice week with a 54. But alas, he sits at #30.
Back at the top, #5 The WinMonster 5000 runs a virus-free week and earns the Commissioner 54 points and the conference bonus. The software system is paying for itself as it’s paid daddy 3 straight bonuses. Mile High hit a power week 5-stack and was a dropped Trojan pass away from the conference lead. That said, his 50 point week leaves him only 12.5 back in the conference.
In the Southern Plateau, Aunt Betty’s Fried Chicken avoided the chopping block with a conference-high 56. He who jumps into the conference lead over Team Ramrod by 3.5, after Ramrod posts a limp 14. First Lady and Chief give themselves a chance at the conference title with their solid weeks.
In the Midwest Shore, La Maquina has a late season meltdown and posts a 7 in crunch time. He clings to 4-point lead over #13 Hack Attack but the conference is wide open. Scaga keeps himself in the conversation, and this time its not just because of his third arm. The past CFGL champ posts a very handsome 42 and sits at #14. And, just when we all thought they were dead, The Holy Trinity is blessed with a flawless 62 point week and rises up to #19 and only 25 points from the conference title.
The Shaman uses his magic to create a Power Week 54, which included the Nevada 14 point dog game. He takes the NE Heights bonus but The Oven posts a very strong 31, and gives herself a shot. Sitting at #25 without a shot, is Hollywood Hussion, who is 58.5 points behind his Oven. Coach sits at #20 and represents the last probable spot to have a chance at the cheese. Although, stranger things have happened.
Instructions for Championship Week.
There are 5 championship games. Pick each one, over/under or spread. Then, rank the five games, 25, 20, 15, 10, and 5. Your 5 game is worth 5 points and your 25 game is worth 25 point games. You will still be responsible for a dog game.
ACC Championship- Florida St vs V Tech
Big 12 Championship- Nebraska vs Oklahoma
CUSA Championship- UCF vs SMU
MAC Championship- Miami (OH) vs. N Illinois
SEC Championshihp- S Carolina vs. Auburn
Yes, you can moneyline.
Yes, you can parlay.
No, you cannot stack.
Let us know if you have any questions.
Love,
The Commissioner
