WEEK 6 SPREADS (CONF USA)

Tuesday
MTSU -3 fau 48

Wednesday
BOISE ST. -22.5 la tech 53

Thursday
USF -13 pitt 48.5
Memphis -4 UAB 56.5
UTAH -12.5 oregon st 53.5

Friday
Cinci -3.5 MARSHALL 51.5
Byu -30 UTAH ST.

Saturday
b.c. -7.5 NC ST. 42
WVU -14 rutgers 45.5
Penn st -9.5 PURDUE 58
MICH ST. -10 iowa 46
MINNESOTA -8 indiana 58.5
Maryland -14 VIRGINIA 46
UNC -7 uconn 46
OLE MISS -3 s carolina 43.5
Tx tech -7 K ST. 66
Kansas -13 IOWA ST. 52
G TECH -14 duke 45.5
Auburn -4.5 VANDY 37.5
CSU -2 unlv 55
W MICH -4.5 ohio 51.5
NOTRE DAME -7.5 stanford 49
TULANE -16 army
MIAMI (OH) -7 temple 40.5
MICHIGAN -2 illinois 52
Missouri -11.5 NEBRASKA 69
Texas -13.5 COLORADO 56.5
MIAMI -3.5 florida st. 43.5
CAL -8 arizona st.55
Florida -24 ARKANSAS
ALABAMA -16.5 kentucky
UCF -14 smu 56
BOWLING GREEN -21 e mich
AIR FORCE -6 navy 52.5
Nevada -24.5 IDAHO
TCU -24 sdsu
UCLA -16.5 wash st. 56.5
ARIZONA -19.5 washington
TENN -16 n Illinois
Ball st -7 TOLEDO 65
Akron -3 KENT 50.5
S MISS -10.5 utep 62.5
Oklahoma -27 BAYLOR
OKLA ST -24.5 texas a&m
Ohio st -3 WISCONSIN 44.5
TULSA -14.5 rice 79
USC -16.5 oregon 56
NEW MEXICO -11 wyoming 43.5
FRESNO -22 hawaii
V TECH -28 w Kentucky
La Lafayette -1 LA MONROE 55
Fl int -6.5 N TEXAS 58

HUSSION BROS. BLOW UP IN WEEK 5 ANOMALY. INCORRIGIBLE MCLOVIN LOSES THIRD STRAIGHT PARLAY WHILE ITS LOVE ON THE ROCKS FOR TOGETHER 4EVER.

In a Week 5 shocker, the Hussions answered season-long heckling with scores in the 40’s. We’ve Got Red Bush won all his games and moves up 11 spots from #28 to #17. Hollywood Hussion scores some rare Beaver love with a 23.5 pt dog game win.

But the Hussions weren’t the only bright spots in the Week 5 shit storm. BangBusMPLS blows a 30 pt load up to #3 and The River moves upstream 7 spots to #12. Savvy Hammes stretches his lead to 15 pts in the league and 26.5 in the powerhouse Big Storm conference.

Overall, Week 5 was plagued with football forecast incompetence as six players won only one game each. The League urges McLovin to reconsider their strategy after another botched 3-team parlay moves them down 5 spots to #27, just above hapless Piso Mojado.

Please note that the Sex Maquina picked Purdue +3 and not the moneyline. My mistake. Also, Week 6 is a Conference USA week.

WEEK 5 PICKS

THE RIVER RUNS DEEP THIS WEEK

The River gets his Arkansas vs. Texas pick that was rescheduled 'cause of weather in Week 3. Thus, he will have one more pick than everyone else this week. He will have to use this weeks spread of TEXAS -28 arkansas.

WEEK 5 SPREADS (BIG EAST WEEK)

Thursday
TULANE -17 smu 49
usc -23.5 ORG ST 51.5

Friday
LOUISVILLE -3 uconn 50

Saturday
WAKE FOREST -16 navy 54
w mich -3.5 TEMPLE 47
W VIRGINIA -15.5 marshall 51
pitt -16 SYRACUSE 46.5
mich st -9 INDIANA 51
IOWA -7.5 nwestern 43.5
DUKE -6.5 virginia 44
MIAMI -6.5 unc 45
FLORIDA -23.5 mississippi
LSU -24.5 miss st.
n ill -5.5 E MICH 57
C MICH -6.5 buffalo 63
cincinatti -10 AKRON 58.5
ECU -10.5 houston 57
NOTRE DAME -3 purdue 46
OHIO ST -18 minnesota
NEBRASKA -6.5 v tech 45.5
WASHINGTON -4 stanford 52.5
CAL -25.5 csu
GEORGIA -6 alabama 45
AUBURN -6 tennessee 37
wisconsin -6.5 MICHIGAN 42
CLEMSON -11.5 maryland 48.5
fresno -4 UCLA 46.5
bowling green -5 WYOMING 41
oregon -20.5 WASH ST.
OKLAHOMA -18 tcu 55.5
S CAROLINA -24 uab
TEXAS A&M -33 army
BALL ST. -17 kent 60
usf -9.5 NC ST. 44
FLORIDA ST. -6.5 colorado 41
PENN ST -14 illinois 57.5
new mexico -4 NM ST 53
SDSU -10.5 idaho 53.5
UNLV -3 nevada 56.5
HAWAII -3 san jose st 49
KENTUCKY -22 w Kentucky
MEMPHIS -1 ark st 56.5
OKLA ST -16 troy 60
TOLEDO -18 fl international
K ST-20.5 la Lafayette
RICE -18.5 n texas 69.5
TEXAS -28 arkansas

Perfect Week pushes scrappy Hammes from #10 to #1; Hussion Bros. continue to sully their name.

Saturday saw five-year veteran Hammes grab hold of the top spot with a perfect week and league leaguing 61 points for Week 4. After a Rutgers-only meltdown in Week 3, Todd the Bod’s 34 point resurrection springboards him to the precipice of the #24 spot. The average score was just over 21 pts for the week which exposed how horrendous the Hussions are. They round out the bottom two. May God have mercy on their freckled souls.

Week 4 was vintage BangbusMPLS as he lays down a 28 pt week and the best seat in the house. Just behind that backyard of Miss Corky McButts at #6. Mamacita and The First Lady get cookin’ and then clean up with 31 pts a piece.

The conferences are starting to round out with Top Ten teams from each conference. Seminole26, The Truth, and JB are all vying to be the class of the late blooming Super Coast. The Great 8 ranked last in conference scoring despite the extra team. Piso Mojado has another accident and finds himself amongst Hussions.

Reminder: You can use your Power Week at any point during the year. Pick all 5 games within your conference for 10 pts each. Week 5 is a Big East week.

WEEK 4 PICKS

Thurs/Fri Over/Unders (Big 10 Week)

Wvu/COLORADO 56.5

Baylor/UCONN 51

WEEK 4 SPREADS

*HOME TEAM IN ALL CAPS

Wed night:
Kansas st. -2.5 LOUISVILLE

Thurs night:
Wvu -4.5 COLORADO

Friday night:
UCONN -16.5 Baylor

Saturday:
PENN ST. -27 Temple
BC -10 ucf 40
N’WESTERN -9.5 Ohio 52
CINCI -13.5 Miami (OH) 47
MISSISSIPPI -6.5 Vandy 50.5
G TECH -7 Miss St. 37.5
AUBURN -1.5 Lsu 37
Alabama -9.5 ARKANSAS 46.5
SO MISS -9 Marshall 53
Houston -4.5 CSU 62
Rutgers -4 NAVY 61
UNC -2 v tech 44.5
PITT -3 Iowa 41.5
FLORIDA ST. -5.5 Wake Forest 47.5
MICHIGAN ST. -8 Notre Dame 48.5
OREGON -9 Boise St 53.5
Utah -5 AIR FORCE 54
TULSA -14.5 New Mexico 64
INDIANA -1.5 Ball St. 60
PURDUE -10 C Mich 65
Akron -7.5 ARMY 48.5
MARYLAND -18 E Mich
Miami (FL) -4.5 TEXAS A&M 41.5
E Carolina -6.5 NC ST.
MISSOURI -34 Buffalo
Fresno St. -8.5 TOLEDO 51.5
TEXAS -30.5 Rice
UTAH ST. -1.5 Idaho 61
TCU -24.5 smu
Florida -8 TENNESSEE 51.5
Georgia -7 ASU 50.5
UNLV -3 Iowa St. 50.5
STANFORD -9.5 San Jose St 46.5
UTEP -6.5 nm st. 61
UCLA PK Arizona 54.5
OHIO ST. -21.5 Troy
ARKANSAS ST. -6 Mid Tenn St. 50.5
TULANE -6 La Monroe 46.5
MINNESOTA -7 Fl Atlantic 63
S Florida -23 FL INTL
LA LAFAYETTE -3 Kent 49.5
BYU -28 Wyoming

WEEK 3 STANDINGS

CORKY MCBUTTS SHOWS WHAT THAT ASS CAN DO WHILE HONQUE IS MERELY A SQUEAK. COCKY VAN COCKSON TAKES THE TOP SPOT.

In a pretty unspectacular Week 3, Corky McButts hit her 10 pt Dog Game to send her up 7 spots from 11 to 4 and 2nd in her conference. Seminole26 proves he's the class of the Super Coast by missing a perfect week by one game. The Super Coast is still pig city.

The Big Storm saw light winds and soft sprinkles as all members of the conference couldn't get into the 20's. The First Lady is still having a tough time rebounding from her '07 title as The Great 8 gets 6 of their 8 in the the 20's.

Todd the Bod melts down and picks only Rutgers in a shocking display of loyalty. He proves he is indeed the Rutgers of the CFGL. Honque guarantees a perfect week while belittling El P.O.M.E., Cocky Van Cockson, and Sex Maquina. He falls to third with a 7 point week.

WEEK 3 RESULTS

*It was Deeds, not The First Lady who had the BIG 12 as they're Power conference, thus giving Deeds 2 Power games, both of which he won. These changes are reflected here.

*Piso Mojado had ASU instead of a Cal 3 stack. Not that it mattered.

*The River had one game which was postponed. The League is reviewing options and will announce it's decision on Monday.

WEEK 3 PICKS

Thurs/Fri Games

N Carolina 46- over/under
Rutgers -6

Kansas 47
S Florida -4


*bottom team is home

WEEK 3 LINES

PLEASE NOTE THAT THE BOTTOM TEAM IS THE HOME TEAM.

ALSO, THIS WEEK IS THE BIG 12 WEEK. ALL MEMBERS MUST BET AT LEAST ONE GAME FROM THE BIG 12.

Navy 58
Duke -2.5


Rice 64
Vanderbilt -7


Auburn -10.5
Miss St 39


Ball St -7
Akron 57.5


Toledo 58
Eastern Mich -1.5


Nevada 69
Missouri -26.5

SMU
Tx Tech -36

New Mexico St 59
Nebraska -24.5


UCLA 46
BYU -8.5


Oregon -7.5
Purdue 60


Arkansas
Texas -23.5


Georgia -7.5
South Carolina 45


Air Force 51
Houston -5.5


Hawaii 57
Oregon St -12


Wisconsin -1.5
Fresno St 50


Penn St -26.5
Syracuse 52


Michigan 37
Notre Dame PICK


Iowa St 47
Iowa -13.5


Georgia Tech 38
Virginia Tech -7


No Carolina St
Clemson -18.5


Western Mich -8.5
Idaho 57.5


Central Mich -3.5
Ohio 50


California -14.5
Maryland 50.5


Washington St -2.5
Baylor


Stanford 41
TCU -12.5


Temple 43
Buffalo -6.5


UAB
Tennessee -29.5


East Carolina -13.5
Tulane 43


Memphis 59
Marshall -3.5


Virginia 37
Connecticut -11.5


Oklahoma -20
Washington 62


Ohio St 45
Southern Calif -10

Arizona -10
New Mexico 50.5


Bowling Green 58
Boise St -16


Utah -24.5
Utah St 51.5


San Diego St 42.5
San Jose St -6


UNLV 51
Arizona St -22


Fla Atlantic 64.5
Michigan St -17


Kentucky
Alabama -27.5


Southern Miss 51
Arkansas St -1.5


Middle Tenn
Kentucky -16.5

UL Lafayette
Illinois -24.5

North Texas
LSU -42

WEEK 2 STANDINGS

PISO MOJADO SLIPS AND FALLS WHILE COCKY VAN COCKSON FILLS THE WARM FRICTION OF THE PERFECT WEEK

Week 2 saw 16 of the 29 members hit their Dog Game. Only three people scored over
29 points.

We've Got Red Bush was the first to try a parlay despite losing both games. He secures last place; his brother Hollywood Hussion is in second to last. Their father would be ashamed. Honque and Cocky Van Cockson sit on the top of the standings with their Perfect Weeks.

The Super Coast fails to get anyone in the Top 10 while Danger Deeds and Together 4ever get their electricity back with big weeks.

WEEK 2 RESULTS

Week Two Picks

Best of luck to all of you...especially those who are looking to get on the board for the first time...

LSU vs. Troy Postponed

LSU game against Troy has been postponed until November 15th. Apparently it is difficult to play football games without electricity...especially night games. I guess it is out of the question to power a 95K seat stadium with a Home Depot gas generator...If you ask me down here in Louisiana we have our priorities WAY out of whack. I was gonna five stack the Tigers. That is of course, after I get my electricity back here in New Orleans. Good luck this week.

Thursday night game

It should be noted that the only picks that got in for the South Carolina vs. Vandy game Thursday evening is a three stack by Coach. We will post all other picks as usual before kick off on Saturday.

Week 2 Over/Unders

S Car/Vandy 41
Ball St/Navy 60
Syracuse/Akron 43.5
Mich/Miami OH 43
Nwestrn/Duke 44
BC/GTech 40
WVU/E Car 51
B Green/MN 55.5
Aub/So Miss 43
Bama/Tulane 44
Neb/SJSU 57
OR/Utah St. 50.5
OK/Cincinnati 53
Ohio St/Ohio 45
Wisc/Marshall 50.5
FL/Miami 51.5
Tx Tech/Nevada 66.5
GA/C Mich 56.5
Penn St/OR St. 47
WY/Air Force 42.5
BYU/Wash 54.5
ND/SDSU 42.5
TX A&M/UNM 38
Pitt/Buffalo 44.5
OK St/Houston 57
Iowa St/Kent 42
Wake F/Miss 47
Cal/Wash St. 51
W Mich/N Ill 52.5
S FL/UCF 51.5
UConn/Temple 39
Kansas/La Tech 51.5
Memphis/Rice 65
Utah/UNLV 42
AZ/Toledo 59
ASU/Stanford 52
TX/UTEP 57.5
Iowa/FL Intl 40
Ark/La Monroe 47
FAU/UAB 56
Maryland/MTSU 42.5

WEEK 2 INFO

The lines are posted below. Home teams are underlined. Please note that the SC/Vanderbilt game is on Thursday and the Ball St game is on Friday.

We will try to post over/unders by tomorrow. They release those a bit later in the week.

All the Best,

The Commissioner

Week Two Numbers

ACC WEEK

Your Binding Game is the ACC this week. This will be worth 7 pts. You must bet at least one game from the ACC.

If the ACC is your Power Conference, then you get an extra Power Game, worth 10 points.

Everyone will get only one week with two Power Games during the year.

WEEK 1 STANDINGS

HONQUE PICKS UP WHERE HE LEFT OFF, HUSSION BROS. EMBARRASSED IN WEEK 1 MELTDOWN

Week 1's traditionally post big scores and this year was true to form. Two-time champion and fulltime pervert, Honque, scores a perfect week and silences cynics concerning his '07 hiatus. Hammes and Wilson round out the Top 3 overall and in the Big Strom conference.

Brothers Hollywood Hussion and We've Got Red Bush, humiliated their family's name in a 10.5 combined pt abortion. iBlink also had a hell of a week and couldn't get the frog out of his ass and ends up posting a donut.

3 points seperate 10 places as Week 2 gets underway. Honque 63, BangBusMPLS 36, The Deanchine 36, and Dee Bee 28 are the conferences leaders.

On another note, the CFGL wishes The First Lady, Todd The Bod, Together 4Ever and Dangerous Deeds the best of luck on the trip back to New Orleans. (No bonus points will be awarded for it.)

Any questions, just let me know.

The Commissioner



The Commissioner.

WEEK 1 RESULTS

FYI- A push is worth 3 pts. A push also ruins a perfect week. Rough one, Hammes.