UPDATED STANDINGS

WEEK 14 SPREADS

Tuesday
BALL ST -11 w mich 53
N ILLINOIS -5 navy 52

Thursday
TEXAS -35 texas a&m 68

Friday
w Virginia -1.5 PITTSBURGH 49

Saturday
MIAMI (OH) PICK ohio 49
OLE MISS -14 miss st 45.5
TEMPLE -3 akron 58
E CAROLINA -8 utep 54.5
c mich -11 E MICH 60.5
BUFFALO -13.5 kent
Lsu -4.5 ARKANSAS 53
Bowling green -4 TOLEDO 53
NEBRASKA -16 colorado 57.5
BOISE ST -21 fresno st 56
ARIZONA ST -9.5 ucla 46.5
Miami (fl) -1.5 NC ST
WAKE FOREST -3.5 vanderbilt 38.5
BOSTON COLLEGE -7 maryland 41.5
V TECH -8 virginia 38.5
Unc -9 DUKE 44.5
CINCINATTI -21.5 syracuse 50
TX TECH -20 baylor 71.5
MEMPHIS -13.5 tulane 53
Nevada -4 LA TECH 61
Houston -3 RICE 78
UTAH ST -6 nmsu 60.5
S miss -13.5 SMU 59
MISSOURI -14.5 kansas 69
Oklahoma -8.5 OKLAHOMA ST 72
GEORGIA -8.5 g tech 48.5
Tulsa -14 MARSHALL 63
ALABAMA -14 auburn 41
Florida -16.5 FLORIDA ST 57.5
TENNESSEE -5 kentucky 38
UCF -7.5 uab 49
OREGON ST -3.5 oregon 61
CLEMSON -1 s Carolina 40.5
USC -30 notre dame
HAWAII -29 washington st
Ark st -20 N TEXAS
FAU -5.5 florida int

WEEK 13 STORY LINES

MCLOVIN POSTS PERFECT WEEK AND TAKES SOLE POSITION OF #24.
McLovin finally got the swagger they’ve desperately been seeking this year with the perfect power week. The 70-point week puts them only 9.5 points behind the self-acclaimed Hindenburg, who sinks further into his own darkness.

WILSON BAGS A MONSTER. GODDAMN THING GOES ABOUT 20 PTS, TOO.
Rootin’ Tootin’ Wilson shoots for the stars and slaughters a parlay en route to the #2 spot. The gorgeous Swede bags him 3 big bucks worth of points as he sets his sights on Hammes.

MAMACITA PROVIDES A SOLID NUCLEUS FOR THE CFGL
Balancing the drinking, smoking, cussing, lying members of the CFGL is Mamacita at #16. Not too good, but yet, not too bad, Mamacita is at the center of it all. Her 33 point week puts her only half a point behind her eldest son. It looks she will extend her streak to 29 years of beating her two boys.

FLUNISIMO’S PROFANITY LADEN TIRADE PROMPTS LEAGUE TO TAKE PROBATIONARY MEASURES
In a shocking display of impudence, Flunisimo contacted The Commissioner on Saturday afternoon and proceeded to yell:

“Fuck!, I can’t be-fucking-lieve I didn’t hit send ! That is such fucking bullshit! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!”

Flunisimo then attempted to bribe The Commissioner into allowing the picks to go through for “free drinks the next time he comes out to San Diego”. Early this morning the highly revered and ravishingly handsome Commissioner made his ruling. As punishment, Flunisimo will be “playing in pink” until Week 15.

WEEK 13 PICKS

WEEK 13 SPREADS (WAC)

TUESDAY
N Illinois -3 KENT

WEDNESDAY
Ball st -7 C MICH 58

THURSDAY
G TECH -3.5 Miami (fl) 40

FRIDAY
TOLEDO -3 miami (oh) 51
Fresno st -2.5 SAN JOSE ST 49.5

SATURDAY
TEMPLE -10.5 e mich 45.5
RUTGERS -17 army 44
Illinois -3 NORTHWESTERN
CINCINATTI -5 pittsburgh 48.5
WAKE FOREST -1.5 bc 41
PURDUE-13 indiana 49.5
OHIO ST -20.5 michigan 44.5
V TECH -17 duke 41
MARYLAND -1 florida st 46
NORTH CAROLINA -11 nc st 45.5
KANSAS ST -10 iowa st 65
VANDERBILT -3 tennessee 37.5
MISS ST. -1 arkansas 42
Akron -2.5 OHIO 54
Colorado st -2.5 WYOMING 45
RICE -8.5 marshall 64
NOTRE DAME -19.5 syracuse 49
Washington -7.5 WASHINGTON ST 49.5
TULSA -29 tulane 72.5
OKLAHOMA -6.5 texas tech 77
PENN ST -14.5 michigan st. 48
Clemson -2.5 VIRGINIA 41.5
TCU -18.5 air force 43
CAL -9 stanford 53
La tech -7 NEW MEXICO ST 53
Boise st -6 NEVADA 63
E Carolina -6.5 UAB 50.5
HOUSTON -15 utep 77
UTAH -6.5 byu 53.5
Iowa -5.5 MINNESOTA 42.5
ARIZONA -3 oregon st 57
west virginia -7 LOUISVILLE 46
MEMPHIS -4.5 central florida 46
unlv -12.5 SDSU 58
LSU -5 ole miss 54.5
HAWAII -23.5 idaho 59
ARKANSAS ST -5.5 fau 51
FIU -6.5 la Monroe 51.5
MTSU -20 n texas
TROY -7.5 la laf 54
S FLORIDA -3.5 uconn 48.5

HAMMES CONTINUES TO SODOMIZE THE FIELD WHILE THE CHAMP'S HANGOVER HITS ROCK BOTTOM.

Week 12 was the same old story for Hammes who scores 28 and now leads McButts by 53. With only three weeks left in the regular season, the conference winners are starting to emerge. Hammes has the Big Storm locked down by nearly 100 pts, and Corky McButts is up 88.5 in the Big Peaks conference. Coach is up 25.5 in the Great 8 but ladies man Flunisimo is vying for the title with a 40 point week.

There's a race in the Super Coast conference where We've Got Red Bush is being threatened by rookies Deanchine, Seminole26 and veteran Dee Bee. Hollywood Hussion strikes a big parlay as well, refusing to let his brother be better than him yet again.

This next week is the last binding conference week of the year. It's a WAC week. Also, to those who used their Power Conference this past week, you must also pick a Sun Belt game.

Love,
The Commissioner

WEEK 12 PICKS

WEEK 12 (SUN BELT)

TUESDAY
Ball st -17 MIAMI (OH) 54

WEDNESDAY
Temple -2.5 KENT 49
N ILLINOIS -3 c mich 50

THURSDAY
AKRON -2.5 buffalo 58
MIAMI -4 v tech 42
UNLV -9 wyoming 47

FRIDAY
Cincinatti -3 LOUISVILLE 49

SATURDAY
PENN ST -34 indiana
IOWA -14.5 purdue
MICHIGAN -3.5 northwestern 45.5
WISCONSIN -14 minnesota 46.5
Wake forest -4 NC ST 42.5
CLEMSON -11.5 duke 45.5
N Carolina -2 MARYLAND 45.5
Notre dame -3 NAVY 51.5
Uconn -10 SYRACUSE 47.5
ALABAMA -19 miss st
KENTUCKY -4.5 vandy 40.5
BAYLOR -7.5 texas a&m 63
CSU PICK unm 52
W MICH -16 toledo 55
LA TECH -13 utah st 47.5
S MISS -1.5 e carolina 48.5
TULANE -4.5 uab 53.5
Texas -13 KANSAS 68
Missouri –27 IOWA ST
OREGON ST -3 cal 51.5
OREGON -3.5 arizona 60
Ucla -8 WASHINGTON 47.5
Georgia -9 AUBURN 47
Byu -4 AIR FORCE 51
FLORIDA -21 s carolina
NEVADA -14 san jose st 53
MARSHALL -7 ucf 40.5
Boise st -34.5 IDAHO
Tulsa -5 HOUSTON 79
FRESNO -15 nmsu 64.5
Usc -22.5 STANFORD
Nebraska -7 KANSAS ST 71
Oklahoma st -17 COLORADO 58
S FLORIDA -7 rutgers 50
FLORIDA ST -7 bc 46.5
Ohio st -10 ILLINOIS 48
Utah -28.5 SDSU
UTEP -10 smu 71
ASU -36.5 washington st
Mtsu -3 W KENTUCKY 46
La laf -2.5 FAU 61.5
OLE MISS -21 la Monroe
LSU -19 troy

HAMMES IS A MONSTER WITH ANOTHER PERFECT WEEK EXTENDING HIS LEAD TO 42. SCAGA HITS 44 AND MAKES A MOVE FOR THE GREAT 8 TITLE.

Week 11 was vintage Hammes who continues to destroy the field. His veteran play is evident and it looks as though the time for his title has come. Miss McButts extends her lead to 93.5 in the Big Peaks conference over the Pinnacle of Male Evolution who poses no legitimate threat.

The Super Coast starts to heat up as well as We've Got Red Bush is being threatened by first timer Seminole26 and hapless veteran Dee Bee. The Great 8 is lead by Coach who wins yet another big unit game. Sex Maquina looks like he'll lose it again down the stretch and CFGL III champion Scaga makes a play for the conference.

McLovin retains his spot on the basement floor just behind two week no show Todd the Bod and The Champ who's picks were nowhere to be found.

Also, please note that Piso Mojado was shorted 7 points from last week, so that has been corrected. It doesn't really matter, but it's now corrected.

Next week is a Sun Belt Week. Finally!

Love,
The Commissioner

WEEK 11 PICKS

WEEK 11 SPREADS

TUESDAY
BUFFALO -8 miami (oh) 51

WEDNESDAY
BALL STATE -10 no. Illinois 46
AKRON -4.5 toledo 54

THURSDAY
tcu -2.5 UTAH 42

FRIDAY
FRESNO ST -2.5 nevada 66

SATURDAY
RUTGERS -14 syracuse 49.5
wisconsin -10.5 INDIANA 51.5
ohio state -11 NORTHWESTERN 42.5
MICHIGAN ST -10 purdue 51.5
NORTH CAROLINA -5 ga tech 43.5
illinois -7 W. MICHIGAN 61
WAKE FORREST -4.5 virginia 39.5
DUKE -4.5 nc state 48.5
TEXAS TECH -3 oklahoma st 73.5
florida -23 VANDERBILT
SOUTH CAROLINA -10 arkansas 46
georgia -10 KENTUCKY 44.5
bowling green -3 OHIO 50.5
BYU -36.5 san diego state
BOISE STATE -32 utah state
Oklahoma -24.5 TEXAS AM
RICE -10 army 59
COLORADO -10 iowa state 53
memphis -2.5 SMU 63.5
MISSOURI -26.5 kansas state
FLORIDA ST -6.5 clemson 43.5
EAST CAROLINA -9.5 marshall 44
kansas -1.5 NEBRASKA 69
penn st -7.5 IOWA 42.5
BOSTON COLLEGE -3.5 notre dame 45.5
TENNESSEE -25.5 wyoming
alabama -3.5 LOUISIANA STATE 47.5
OREGON -12.5 stanford 54.5
arizona state -14.5 WASHINGTON 49.5
hawaii -3.5 NEW MEXICO ST 54.5
HOUSTON -14 tulane 56
AIR FORCE -11 colorado state 51.5
oregon st -7.5 UCLA 52
arizona -40 WASHINGTON ST
so. miss -2 CENTRAL FLORIDA 49.5
TEXAS -25 baylor
WEST VIRGINIA -8 cincinnati 44.5
PITTSBURGH -6.5 louisville 54.5
MINNESOTA -7.5 michigan 47.5
SO.CAL -18 california
SAN JOSE ST -9 louisiana tech 42.5
new mexico -4 UNLV 49
TROY -18.5 western ky 54.5
FAU -21 north texas 68
LA LAFAYETTE -9 texas-el paso 72.5
arkansas state -3.5 FLORIDA INTL 50.5
M.TENNESSEE -4.5 la monroe 52

MCBUTTS ADDS 70 MORE TO HER BACKYARD, FLUNISIMO FINDS 47 IN ONLY TWO GAMES.

Corky McButts was the Week 10 big winner with a perfect power week. She inches 12 points closer to Hammes who only put up 14. Honque show's his CFGL championship experience down the stretch with 34 points and the #3 spot. Honque down the stretch can be very explosive....

Flunisimo and Sex Maquina both have weeks in the 40's and struggle for second place in the Great 8 behind stacking machine Coach. The Pinnacle of Male Evolution continues his streak of empty promises as he falls one spot to #21 after calling out the League in a horrible display of tact and judgement. May God have mercy on his soul.

The Champ, Con Ganas, Hollywood Hussion and McLovin continue their humiliating runs.

This next week is an SEC week. Corky McButts, Cocky Van Cockson and Sex Maquina need to bet a pac 10 game this week.

Love,
The Commissioner.

WEEK 10 PICKS