WEEK 5 LINES (CUSA WEEK)

9/30
TEXAS A&M 67
@OK ST -3

10/01
BYU -6
@UTAH ST.51

10/2
TEXAS 45
@OKLAHOMA -3.5

VANDERBILT 46.5
@UCONN -7.5

OHIO -9
@E MICH 52

BALL ST. 48
@C MICH -17

WISCONSIN -1
@MICH ST 53

MICHIGAN -10.5
@ INDIANA 66

NORTHWESTERN -4.5
@MINNESOTA 54

V TECH -4
@NC ST. 54.5

E CAROLINA 58
@N CAROLINA -10.5

DUKE 62.5
@MARYLAND -7.5

TULANE 43
@RUTGERS -15

TEMPLE -4.5
@ARMY 41

G TECH -10
@WAKE FOREST 60

TEXAS TECH -7.5
@IOWA ST 52

KENTUCKY 58.5
@OLE MISS -3

TULSA -12
@MEMPHIS 62

KANSAS 51
@BAYLOR -9

KENT -3
@MIAMI (OH) 44.5

IDAHO -2.5
@W MICH 58

TCU -33
@COLORADO ST 54

NAVY 49
@AIR FORCE -9.5

BUFFALO 53
@BOWLING GREEN -4

NOTRE DAME -2.5
@BC 45

TENNESSEE 42.5
@LSU -16.5

WASH ST 51
@UCLA -27

OHIO ST. -18
@ILLINOIS 50

GEORGIA -4
@COLORADO 47

N ILLINOIS -13.5
@AKRON 47

UTEP -14.5
@NEW MEXICO 58

ARIZONA ST 56
@OREGON ST -4

WYOMING 48.5
@TOLEDO -3

SMU -12
@RICE 54.5

FLORIDA ST -7.5
@VIRGINIA 47

FLORIDA 48
@ALABAMA -9

MARSHALL 51.5
@ SO MISS -10

PENN ST 41
@IOWA -7

WASHINGTON 60
@USC -10.5

MIAMI (FL) -3
@CLEMSON 51

BOISE ST -41
@NM ST. 60

NEVADA -21
@UNLV 62

STANFORD 65
@OREGON -7

LA TECH 60
@HAWAII -8

FL INTL 48
@PITT -20.5

LOUISVILLE -5
@ARK ST 60

LA LAF 48
@N TEXAS -3.5

LA MONROE 53
@AUBURN -34.5

FAU 51
@S FLORIDA -21

BIZZEM AND HACK ATTACK ACHIEVE PERFECTION. G.O.W. AND PRIMETIME ACHIEVE THE OPPOSITE.

Week 4 saw an average of just over 19 points with about 44% cashing in on their Big Ten Binding games. There’s now a new League leader, as BIZZEM’s perfect week sends him from #9 straight to the top. Just behind him in the West Valley and in the overall League, multi-season champ PRESTIGE WORLD posts a 28 and jumps to #2 overall. Afterwards, he encouraged fellow Leaguers SITAUATION and LA MAQUINA to "suck it, you pinche cochinos." In other West Valley news, nothing-but-frills PRIMETIME gets up on time only to fall down to the bottom of the League.

In the Southern Plateau, CHIEF wins a Power Week 5-stack and moves from #35 up to #12. MORMON WHORES remain in control of the division despite dropping from #7 to #10 after a 14-pt week. WILSON shows some life and only misses one game to pull in a 39.5. He jumps from #36 to #28, which actually isn't that sweet of a jump. Pretty nice week, though.

In the Midwest Shore, it was a high tide for HACK ATTACK as he pulls in a perfect week and jumps past division rivals SCAGA and THE HOLY TRINITY to #4 in the League. DEE’S PIMPIN ‘EM scores more in Week 4 that the first 3 weeks combined as he jumps from #36 to #20..

Despite falling to #3 in the League, CAROLINA FIRE ANTS maintains a healthy lead in the Big Canyon. After a Week 2 identity crisis, #26 PIGSKIN WHISPERER teaches his picks to “win” as he splits the weekly division bonus with his cousin BLUE who jumps up nine spots to #14. G.O.W. continues his decline as he loses every last one of his games and falls to second-to-last in the League.

The NE Heights continues it’s stellar play as HOLLYWOOD HUSSION’s 31 points are enough to not only win the division for the week, but take the outright lead in it as well. HOLLYWOOD jumps to #7 in the League as CINDERELLA STORY and MR. KASEY JOHNSON are only five points behind, tied at #8 in the League. VANDELAY INDUSTRIES shuts down production for the weekend and is a no-show for picks.

Former League doormat FLUTE WITH NO HOLES gives the West Atlantic an all-out rusty trombone by winning the division for the week. He scores a 56.5 points to jump from dead last to #28. #6 SKINNY DIP still has a strong hold on the slow to start conference. Speaking of slow, DR. GREEN THUMB over medicated and forgot to get his picks in on time thus letting fellow healing-enthusiast MILE HIGH tie him for second in the conference with a strong hit of 38 pts for the week.

Week 5 will be a Conference USA week, so MAMACITA will be playing with two Power games this week.

As always, let us know if you have any questions.

Love,
The Commissioner

Week Four Picks (9/25/2010)

Ladies and Gentlemen-

Please excuse the delay in releasing picks.

Enjoy the day-

Deeds and Commish

WEEK 4 LINES (BIG TEN WEEK)

9/23 THURSDAY

MIAMI (FL) -3
@PITT50

9/24 FRIDAY

TCU -17.5
@SMU 56

9/25 SATURDAY

C MICH 49.5
@N’WESTERN -7

TOLEDO 51
@PURDUE -12.5

B GREEN 58
@MICHIGAN -26

BALL ST 46
@IOWA -28

E MICH 55.5
@OHIO ST -43

V TECH -4.5
@BC 48

TEMPLE 43
@PENN ST -15

NC ST 58
@GA TECH -8.5

WAKE FOREST 64
@FLORIDA ST -18

ARMY 57
@DUKE -6.5

BUFFALO 47
@UCONN -18

GEORGIA 47
@MISS ST -1

FRESNO ST 54
@OLE MISS -2.5

MIAMI (OH) 53
@MISSOURI -18

AIR FORCE -12.5
@WYOMING 49

C FLORIDA 45
@KANSAS ST -7

TULANE 60
HOUSTON -20

OKLAHOMA -16.5
@CINCINNATI 52.5

ALABAMA -7.5
@ARKANSAS 55

OREGON ST 57
@BOISE ST -17

STANFORD -4.5
@NOTRE DAME 59

CAL 56.5
@ARIZONA -7

UCLA 43
@TEXAS -16

IDAHO -7
@COLORADO ST. 50

NEVADA -5
@BYU 64

USC -22
@WASH ST 56

NMST 48
@KANSAS -22

KENTUCKY 50
@FLORIDA -13.5

SO MISS -4.5
@LA TECH 54

UAB 50
@TENNESSEE -14

AKRON 57
@INDIANA -22

OHIO 45
@MARSHALL -5

S CAROLINA 46
@AUBURN -3

SAN JOSE ST 50
@UTAH -34

UTAH ST 61
@SDSU -8

W VIRGINIA 42
@LSU -8.5

BAYLOR -8
@RICE 54

N CAROLINA -1.5
RUTGERS 44

NO ILLINOIS 49
@MINNESOTA -4

MEMPHIS 59.5
@UTEP -11

NEW MEXICO 53
@UNLV -10

OREGON -10.5
@ARIZONA ST 55

ARKANSAS ST 63.5
@TROY -12

MTSU -1.5
@LA LAF 52.5

N TEXAS 51.5
@FAU -9.5

W KENTUCKY 60
@S FLORIDA-28

FLORIDA INTL 45.5
@MARYLAND -11

CINDERELLA STORY'S 50-PT POWER WEEK AN INSPIRATION TO ORPHANED WOMEN ALL AROUND THE WORLD AS HE JUMPS FROM #18 TO #5.

In Week 2, the average score was just over 20 points and only 11 people won their BIG EAST game. CAROLINA FIRE ANTS continues to sit atop the BIG CANYON conference and has an 80-point lead over last year’s “EL POME,” #17 SITUATION. League veteran and bona fide cocksman SCAGA goes off again and leads the MW SHORE by 42 and shares the League lead with FIRE ANTS. THE HOLY TRINITY continues to hover at #12 after another very unflashy honest week of work. Weirdos MORMON WHORES, had another strong showing with a 31 and rounds out a very competitive Top Ten that includes at least one team from each conference.

PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE follows last weeks 50 pt week with a 41 and would lead the League if it wasn’t for HEAD DETECTIVE who ties him for the week and causes a split of the conference bonus point win. They both get 5 bonus points each, as #9 BIZZEM remains a threat in the W VALLEY with a 31. #37 PRIMETIME, on the other hand, seems overwhelmed by the Miami lifestyle and forgets to post picks post binge. FLUTE WITH NO HOLES averages 7 pts a week and sits quietly by himself at #38.

It didn’t take much to win the W ATLANTIC this week and that was the perfect prescription for DR. GREENTHUMB to grab the 10 extra bonus points and jump to #8. Unfortunately, the DR. forgot to sign off on a BIG EAST game for the week and thus forfeits one of his wins. But 21 pts was all he needed to win the week with the awful performances put forward in the W ATLANTIC. #6 SKINNY DIP leads the conference by 12.5. MILE HIGH and THE WINMASTER 5000 both get shut out and fall to #28 and #29, respectively.

The NE HEIGHTS saw CINDERELLA STORY win a 5-stack power week to get a 50 and move from#18 to #5. He still trails #4 MR KASEY JOHNSON who gets a 31 point week. THE OVEN closes her gap to HOLLYWOOD HUSSION and now is only a power game away from getting power back in the relationship.

Let us know if you have any questions. This next week is a Big10 week so 7 of you will have 2 10pt POWER GAMES.

WEEK 3 LINES (BIG EAST WEEK)

8/16 THURSDAY
CINCINNATI 55.5
@NC ST -2

8/17 FRIDAY
KANSAS 49
@SO MISS -5.5

CAL -3
@NEVADA 63.5

8/18 SATURDAY
ARKANSAS 54.5
@GEORGIA -2.5

MARYLAND 45.5
@WEST VIRGINIA -11

IOWA ST. 50
@KANSAS ST. -4

BALL ST. 49.5
@PURDUE -17

N ILLINOIS 47.5
@ILLINOIS -8

UCONN -6.5
@TEMPLE 46.5

OHIO 45
@OHIO ST -32.5

KENT 45.5
@PENN ST -21

GA TECH 51
@N CAROLINA -1.5

VANDERBILT 44.5
@OLE MISS -12


E CAROLINA 57.5
@V TECH -18

SDSU 56.5
@MISSOURI -16

TULSA 68.5
@OK ST -6.5

ALABAMA -23.5
@DUKE 57

HAWAII 54
@COLORADO -10.5

BYU 60.5
@FLORIDA ST -9.5

COLORADO ST.48.5
@MIAMI (OH) -7.5

FLORIDA -15
@TENNESSEE 46.5

USC -13.5
@MINNESOTA 52.5

WASH ST 57
@SMU -22

ARIZONA ST 46.5
@WISCONSIN -14

NEBRASKA -3
@WASHINGTON 53

LOUISVILLE 52
@OREGON ST -17.5

AIR FORCE
@OKLAHOMA -17.5

C MICH -9.5
@E MICH 47

BAYLOR 52.5
@TCU -22

MARSHALL -3
@B GREEN 50.5

NAVY -4.5
@LA TECH 47.5

C FLORIDA -8.5
@BUFFALO 44.5

AKRON 50.5
@KENTUCKY -24

TOLEDO 54
@W MICH -4

CLEMSON 54
@AUBURN -6.5

TEXAS -3
@TX TECH 55.5

N’WESTERN -7
@RICE 52

MISS ST 44
@LSU -7.5

UTAH -24
@NEW MEXICO 53.5

FRESNO ST -6
@UTAH ST. 57

NOTRE DAME 51.5
@MICH ST. -3.5

BOISE ST -23
@WYOMING 52.5

NM ST 58
@UTEP -16

UNLV 56.5
@IDAHO -7

IOWA -2
@ARIZONA 44

HOUSTON -3
@UCLA 59.5

WAKE FOREST 59
@STANFORD -17

INDIANA -12
@W KENTUCKY 62

N TEXAS 51
@ARMY -6

LA MONROE 52
@ARK ST -4

FLORIDA INTL 60
TEXAS A&M -27.5

MTSU -6
@MEMPHIS 57

TROY -5
@UAB 58.5

SCAGA AND PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE SELL OUT THEIR BELOVED LOBOS AND GAIN 50 PTS EACH. WILSON DOES NEITHER.

Week Two averaged just over 20 points and SKINNY DIP only needed 24 points to become the cream of the CFGL crop. He surpasses CAROLINA FIRE ANTS who continues to lead the BIG CANYON and stay at #2.

MR. KASEY JOHNSON goes from down on a knee to down three in the standings after a 1 for 5 week. However, not marked in the box score is him holding my sister’s hair back as she barfed near a South Bend concession stand. MAMACITA was able to win the conference with her 24 to jump to #24 in the League. Plus she leant a warm shoulder to cry on when Denard ran all over the Irish…. and my heart.

Former CFGL Champion SCAGA goes against the Lobos that he gave so much to, and goes 5 for 5 in his Power Week to give him control of the scrappy MIDWEST SHORE. He’s #3 overall. And I’ll be goddamned if he’s not handsome. THE HOLY TRINITY creates a nearly perfect week to post a 35 and jumps twelve spots to #12. Amen.

The NE HEIGHTS was all HOLLYWOOD HUSSION. The savvy veteran posted a 31 for the second week in a row and jumps to #6 in the standings with his 10 pt division win. He looks down on his hot and cold lover THE OVEN, who kneels in at the bottom of the conference and #22 in the League.

MORMON WHORES proved anything can happen when they surprised nearly everyone in the league by putting together a respectable week. They take advantage of a down SOUTHERN PLATEAU and lead the hapless conference. CHIEF gets off for a 24 and catapults up 4 spots to #34.

The WEST ATLANTIC is quickly becoming the best conference as SKINNY DIP grabs #1 and DR. GREEN THUMB elevates to #8 with a 48 point week. THE EAST VALLEY was all PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE who Powers up and sells his Lobos out for 50 pts. Money talks for this boisterous multi-champion global icon who looks good again this year as he sits at #4.

WILSON is this week’s butthole and joins a FLUTE WITH NO HOLES in the basement atop a mattress with no sheets or inhibitions. Last year’s champion DEE’S PIMPIN’ ‘EM, has an ’09 hangover and is tied for second to last. Shake that rust off big daddy.

Please let us know if there are discrepancies, sometimes there are mistakes. Week3 Lines to be posted later this evening.

The Commissioner

Week Two Picks (9/11/2010)

League-

Here are the selections for week two. Enjoy the games, friends.

Deeds and Commish

WEEK 2 LINES (BIG 12 WEEK)

9/9- THURSDAY
AUBURN -3
@MISS ST 56

C MICH 47
TEMPLE -8

9/10- FRIDAY
W VIRGINIA -13
MARSHALL 46

UTEP 74
HOUSTON -20

9/11- SATURDAY
G TECH -13.5
@KANSAS 48.5

MEMPHIS 57.5
@E CAROLINA -13

GEORGIA 49
@S CAROLINA -2.5

DUKE 50
@WAKE FOREST -6

HAWAII 52
@ARMY -2

SAN JOSE ST 56
@WISCONSIN -37

S FLORIDA 50
@FLORIDA -17

IDAHO 54
@NEBRASKA -28.5

LSU -11
@VANDERBILT 43

IOWA ST 45
@IOWA -14

COLORADO 50.5
@CAL -8.5

FLORIDA ST 58
@OKLAHOMA -9

MICHIGAN 52
@NOTRE DAME -4

E MICH 51
@MIAMI (OH) -15

KENT 43.5
@BC -18.5

MIAMI (FL) 46
@OHIO ST. -9.5

BYU -1
@AIR FORCE 50

UNLV 54
@UTAH -23

OREGON -13
@TENNESSEE 53

B GREEN 62
@TULSA -16.5

WYOMING 50
@TEXAS -29

LA TECH 62.5
@TX A&M -18

SYRACUSE 47.5
@WASHINGTON -13

TOLEDO 52.5
@OHIO -7

BUFFALO 50
@BAYLOR -17

PENN ST 44
@ALABAMA -11.5

NC ST 50
@ C FLORIDA -3

SDSU -13
@NMST 48

UAB 59
@SMU -12.5

TX TECH -25
@NEW MEXICO 56

OLE MISS -21
@TULANE 50

STANFORD -6.5
@UCLA 52

COLORADO ST 56.5
@NEVADA -24

VIRGINIA 49.5
@USC -20

W KENTUCKY 54
@KENTUCKY -24

FAU 54
*@MICH ST -28
(At Detroit, MI)

LA MONROE 60
*@ARKANSAS-34
(At Little Rock, AR)

RICE 58
@N TEXAS -2

TROY 60
@OKLAHOMA ST -12.5

RUTGERS -18
@FLORIDA INTL 47.5

MR. KASEY JOHNSON HAS PERFECT WEEK, THEN PUSHES HIS LUCK BY PROPOSING TO CFGL OWNERS’ YOUNGEST SISTER.

Week 1 was one for the ages for MR. KASEY JOHNSON. Not only did he go 5 for 5, but then he proposed to my youngest sister. He gets 20 points for a perfect week, 10 for the highest weekly conference, 71 points to lead the League as well as a death wish is he hurts just one hair on my baby sister’s head. I will bleed you, Sean.

Five stacks played a role in Week 1 and SKINNY DIP, CAROLINA FIRE ANTS, and HACK ATTACK, used their Power Weeks to pull in 50 pts for the gamble. They all take the lead in their respective conferences. In the EAST VALLEY, last year’s WEST division winner, BIZZEM, only needs 34 points to get his bonus points. In the lowly SOUTHERN PLATEAU, AUNT BETTY’S FRIED CHICKEN and TEAM RAMROD split the conference lead, and therefore split 5 points each.

LSU got the most play this week, and ever, with a record-high 38 games and 302 points that was on the line until the very last play. FLUTE WITH NO HOLES proves he still can blow as he goes 0-5 and winds up in the basement with CHIEF, who holds tight to last year’s strategy.

Let me know if you have any questions.

The Commissioner

Week One Picks

Ladies and Gentlemen-

The Commissioner and Deeds are proud to post the week one picks for all players. This year we welcome 38 players to Season Seven, our largest year ever.

We are also posting this year's "divisions" below. Each week, the winner of each division will recieve 10 bonus points for that week.

The scoring of the week will be updated (most weeks) on a Google Document as games finish. If you would like access to viewing the "live" updates, please email korbjohnson@gmail.com and the document will be shared with you. Otherwise, the results of the week will be posted after all games are complete on this site.

One last item of VERY IMPORTANT NOTE...

The Commish has changed his league moniker to "WinMonster5000". Thank you.

Please let us know if you have any questions. Enjoy your day.

Commish and Deeds