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Week Nine Numbers

It is a PAC-10 week. Enjoy...

Tuesday:

LaTech
Boise St. -38

Thursday:

Florida St. -4
NC State (56.5)

Friday:

WVirginia -6.5
UConn (46)

Saturday:

UAB (53)
SMiss -10

Louisville (56)
Pitt -9.5

Clemson -7
BC (40.5)

NIllinois -8.5
W. Mich (54)

Purdue (41)
Illinois -17

Miami (FL) -14.5
Virginia (50.5)

Oklahoma St. -5.5
Kansas St. (68)

N'western -3.5
Indiana (58.5)

Akron
Temple -28

SDSU -10
Wyoming (48)

UL Laf (52.5)
Ohio -14.5

Tulsa (62)
Notre Dame -8

UTEP (51.5)
Marshall -2.5

N. Texas (51.5)
W. Kentucky -4.5

Miami (OH) -2.5
Buffalo (45)

E. Carolina (53)
C. Florida -7.5

Bowling Green (51)
C. Michigan -11.5

SMU -7.5
Tulane (53.5)

Ball St. (42.5)
Kent St. -10

Texas Tech (58.5)
Tex A&M -7

Troy -15.5
UL Monroe (54.5)

Mich St. (50)
Iowa -6.5

Wake (51.5)
Maryland -5.5

Georgia -3
Florida (47)*
*Neutral Site

Arizona -8.5
UCLA (49.5)

Michigan -3
Penn St. 53

Missouri (55)
Nebraska -7.5

Duke (54.5)
Navy -14

Cal (52.5)
Oregon St. -3

Toledo -10.5
E. Michigan (56.5)

San Jose St. -3.5
New Mex. St. (46)

FIU -5.5
FAU (46.5)

New Mexico (52)
Colo. St. -16

Auburn -7
Ole Miss (60.5)

Vandy (54.5)
Arkansas -20.5

Houston -13.5
Memphis (58)

Washington St. (57)
Arizona St. -20.5

Baylor (53)
Texas -7

Stanford -7.5
Washington (63)

Utah -7.5
Air Force (54.5)

Ohio St. -26
Minnesota

Oregon -7
USC (69.5)

Colorado
Oklahoma -24

Utah St.
Nevada -26

TCU -35
UNLV

Idaho (64.5)
Hawaii -14

Week Eight Results

Ladies and Gentlemen-

Week Eight proves to be an important one as the regular season is now officially halfway over. With seven weeks to go we have a brand new leader…La Maquina.

For those of you who do not know your CFGL history, La Maquina has had the lead in the league at the half way point in four out of eight seasons. It is also true that he has never finished first during a regular or bowl season. For now he sits atop the standings using a “Perfecto” to accumulate a total of 71 points after his bonuses. He is another example of rags to riches by scoring 126.5 points in the last two weeks to take the top spot.

In other big moves, WinMonster 5000 scores a whopping 80 points with a five-stack, Power Week, moneyline pick against his archenemy BC Eagles. Does it get any better than that? He has announced that he will now retire from the League as there is nothing left for him to accomplish. He jumps from dead last to 25^th.

iBlink also cashes in an incredible week by hitting a three-team parlay and a 61 point week after winning his division. He jumps from 18^th into the top ten to finish the week 8^th. Mile High finally rebounds with a strong 37 point week and cuts the lead in the West Atlantic to 15. Hack Attack and the Fire Ants have a strong showing finishing with 34 points and near the top of the standings.

In the category of futility, there were four “competitors” that scored zero for the week. Among them was last week’s leader, Prestige Worldwide. After riding the anti-Lobo to a league lead, his alma mater finally bit back by covering against SDSU. Oven, Flute w/no Holes, and Vandalay Industries go bankrupt with high risk gambles.

As for division battles…

• Carolina Fire Ants squeaks out a division win to take over the Big Canyon over Situation by 5 points
• La Maquina’s perfecto is enough to carry him to the top of the Midwest Shore, with Hack Attack hanging in there with another strong week…six points separate
• The NE Heights are still ruled by MR. KASEY JOHNSON as Hussion and Shaman split the division win with a mere 24
• The Southern Plateau continues to disappoint with their top player, Aunt Betty placing 13^th overall and owns a four point lead over the whores
• West Atlantic’s skinny dip hits a 28 to lead the division by 15 over Mile High…will they be scared by the WinMonster down the stretch?
• After a rags to riches story, Prime time has struggled to hold on and drops another spot to 4^th overall, but leads the West Valley thanks to Prestige Worldwide’s goose-egg. The West Valley is still the class of the League with four of the top eight in the standings.

Next week is a PAC-10 week, which should payoff for many who will get two Power Games…

Week Eight Picks (10/23)

Enjoy your Saturday.

Commish and Deeds

WEEK 8 LINES (MWC WEEK)

10/21- THURSDAY
UCLA 61
@OREGON -24

10/22- FRIDAY
USF 48
@CINCI -7

10/23- SATURDAY
NOTRE DAME -6.5
@NAVY 50

UCONN -1
@LOUISVILLE 56

DUKE 61
@V TECH-27

UNC 48
@MIAMI (FL) -7

GA TECH 52
@CLEMSON -6

MARYLAND 41
@BC -4

MARSHALL 62
@E CAROLINA -12

TEMPLE -7.5
@BUFFALO 47

WISCONSIN 48
@IOWA -6

PENN ST -9
@MINNESOTA 49

PURDUE 47
@OHIO ST -24

MICH ST -5
@N’WESTERN 53

RUTGERS 44
@PITT -12

INDIANA 55
@ILLINOIS -13.5

IOWA ST 48
@TEXAS -21

S CAROLINA -11.5
@VANDERBILT 46

OLE MISS
@ARKANSAS -10

OHIO -3
@MIAMI (OH) 47

WYOMING 44
@BYU -10

KANSAS ST 59
@BAYLOR -6

TEXAS A&M -13.5
@KANSAS 53

UAB 51
@MISS ST -20

HOUSTON 62
@SMU -7.5

KENT -2
@BOWLING GREEN 48

W MICH -7.5
@AKRON 51

C MICH 54
@N ILLINOIS -9

OKLAHOMA -3
@MISSOURI 52

NEBRASKA -5.5
@OKLA ST 60

WASHINGTON 54
@ARIZONA -6.5

ARIZONA ST 53
@CAL -3.5

ALABAMA -16
@TENNESSEE 48

LSU 52
@AUBURN -6

NM ST 54
@IDAHO -24

HAWAII -3
@UTAH ST 57

COLORADO ST
@UTAH -30

WASHINGTON ST
@STANFORD -34

E MICH 56
@VIRGINIA -24

GEORGIA -3.5
@KENTUCKY 58

RICE 51
@C FLORIDA -22

BALL ST 52
@TOLEDO -11.5

TEXAS TECH -2.5
@COLORADO 57

FRESNO ST -20
@SAN JOSE ST 51

AIR FORCE 48
@TCU -19

TULANE 54
@UTEP -10

SDSU -23.
@NEW MEXICO 55

W KENTUCKY 55
@LA LAF -6

FAU 53
@ARKANSAS ST -8

LA MONROE 53
@MTSU -12

SITUATION INCHES CLOSER TO LIFE RIVAL, PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE. IBLINK IS THIS WEEK'S INSPIRATIONAL STORY AS HE MOVES FROM #33 TO #18.

The average in Week 7 was just over 21.5 and 54% passed the MAC challenge with a win. IBLINK got the weekly League high with 41 points but still sits fifth in the WEST VALLEY. The conference continues to host the League leader as PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE battles out PRIMETIME for the top spot. Only one win separates them. But, the W Valley wasn't the only conference where the top spot changed.

The West Atlantic is taken over by SKINNY DIP, who posts a conference high 28 and goes from #13 to #11. While the jump might not seem like much… well, it is actually isn’t. The W Atlantic is in a pretty sad state and no need to waste anymore of your time hearing about it. Except for the fact that the cherry on top, or bottom in this case, is the Commissioner’s patented pick system, THE WINMASTER 5000, which been plagued by a nasty software bug. The venerable leader is now the bowels of the college football haven, at #38. He still hasn't pinpointed the problem.

Another conference lead changed in the Southern Plateau as AUNT BETTY’S FRIED CHICKEN takes the weekly bonus by only 2.5 points. Rival MORMON WHORES continues to battle them for conference glory. TEAM RAMROD is also still in the conversation, but his consistency has been lacking.

In the fourth and last conference to have a top spot change is SITUATION. He's now the best of the Big Canyon and only 14.5 points behind his estranged mentor, PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE. CAROLINA FIRE ANTS still sits in a good position at #5 and only 9 points behind SITUATION. PIGSKIN WHISPERER matches his brother, THE WINMASTER 5000, with a zero for the week. They were part of the NC ST bandwagon that caught on fire and killed 111 points. For the good of the League. .

Last years champion, THE SHAMAN (aka THE DRAGON) finally makes it move with a conference high 24. He’s fortunate to grab the points. MR KASEY is also fortunate that both THE OVEN and HOLLYWOOD HUSSION have cooled down as he increases his lead by 15.

LA MAQUINA continues his streak as he puts up 47.5. He moves up from #19 to #9 in one of the only big jumps in the standings this week. HACK ATTACK still leads the conference and sits at #3 in the League.

This next week is a MOUNTAIN WEST week, so many of you MW honks will have two ten-point games to play with. Let us know if you have any questions.

Week 8 lines with over/unders to be put out tomorrow.

Love,
The Commissioner

Season Seven- Week 7 Picks (10/16)

Enjoy your Saturday-

Love,

Commish and Deeds

WEEK 7 LINES (MAC WEEK)

10/13- WEDNESDAY
C FLORIDA -4.5
@MARSHALL 44

10/14- THURSDAY
KANSAS ST -2
@KANSAS

S FLORIDA 43
@W VIRGINIA -10

10/15- FRIDAY
CINCINNATI -3
@LOUISVILLE

10/16- SATURDAY
MIAMI (FL) -19
@DUKE 58

PITT 44
@SYRACUSE PICK

ARMY 43
@RUTGERS -7

MIAMI (OH) 50
@C MICH -13

MARYLAND 47
@CLEMSON -15

ILLINOIS 51
@MICH ST -7

MINNESOTA 51
@PURDUE -5

NC ST. -7
@E CAROLINA 66

VANDERBILT 48.5
@GEORGIA -16

S CAROLINA -5
@KENTUCKY 54

MISS ST. 47.5
@FLORIDA -7

OLE MISS 55
@ALABAMA -21

IOWA ST 58
@OKLAHOMA -24

B GREEN 54
@TEMPLE -20

E MICH 55
@BALL ST -14

AKRON 48
@OHIO -17

BAYLOR -2
@COLORADO 54

UNLV 50
@COLORADO ST -3

W MICH 52
@NOTRE DAME -24

BUFFALO 50
@N ILLINOIS -14.5

N CAROLINA -6.5
@VIRGINIA 48

SMU 53
@NAVY -2

CAL 53
@USC -2.5

TEXAS 46
@NEBRASKA -9.5

BC 45
@FLORIDA ST. -22

IOWA -3
@MICHIGAN 53

OREGON ST -1
@WASHINGTON 61

WAKE FOREST 56
@V TECH -22.5

IDAHO -1
@LA TECH 56

BYU 48
@TCU -29

UTEP 61
@UAB -2.5

ARIZONA -23.5
@WASH ST -23.5

UTAH -20
@WYOMING 53

KENT 45
@TOLEDO -2.5

OK ST 69
@TX TECH -3.5

MISSOURI 55
@TX A&M -3.5

SO MISS -14
@MEMPHIS 48.5

HOUSTON -9.5
@RICE 63

TULANE 55
@TULSA -19

OHIO ST -4
@WISCONSIN 49

ARKANSAS 60
@AUBURN -3.5

BOISE ST -40
@SAN JOSE ST

AIR FORCE -1
@SDSU 53.5

NM ST
@FRESNO ST -31

NEVADA -7
@HAWAII 74

ARKANSAS ST 66
@INDIANA -12

MTSU 56
@G TECH -19.5

LA MONROE 50
@W KENTUCKY -2

LA LAF 59
@TROY -18.5

FL INTL -5
@N TEXAS 48

PRIMETIME PARLAYS 4-TEAMER FOR PERFECT WEEK 103 POINTER.

Week 6 was proof positive that even perennial losers can achieve the impossible. In just two weeks Primetime has gone from dead last to #1 in the League. The stunning comeback comes thanks to two straight 4-team parlays. This week, he goes 5 for 5, adding a perfect week 20 pt bonus to his 35 pt parlay bonus and 10 pt conference win bonus. The 103 point week is one of the highest scoring weeks in League history and puts him 4 points ahead of PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE who posted a modest 17 this week.

HACK ATTACK continues to float atop the Midwest Shore, but it was the HOLY TRINITY that walked on the conference water for the week to grab the bonus. The TRINITY’S 46 gives them perfect balance, as they’re now right in the middle of the standings at #18.

The NE Heights saw VANDALAY INDUSTRITES 4-stack moneyline against his beloved Wolverines. Archrival Little Brother wins him 49 and then an extra 10 for the division win. MR KASEY JOHNSON scores a 31 to move him in control of the NE Heights.

The typically flat SOUTHERN PLEATEAU peaked in Week 6 as all teams scored at least 21 points. But it was TEAM RAMROD’s Power Week 5-stack on Arkansas that secures him the conference bonus and lead over MORMON WHORES.

FLUTE WITH NO HOLES heads north in the West Atlantic with a conference best 44. But he didn’t get as lifted as MILE HIGH who now leads the division over SKINNY DIP by one point. In the Big Canyon, SITUATION takes the conference win for the second week in a row with his 31. The bonus bumps him up to #5 in the League and only one winner away from CAROLINA FIRE ANTS.

A big congratulations goes out to entire League as nobody was shut-out. Week 7 is MAC week.

Let us know if you have any questions or concerns.

Love,
The Commissioner

WEEK 6 LINES (INDEPENDENT WEEK)

TUESDAY 10/5
TROY 62
@MTSU -3.5

WEDNESDAY 10/6
UAB 48.5
C FLORIDA -12.5

THURSDAY 10/7
NEBRASKA -12
KANSAS ST 51


FRIDAY 10/8
UCONN -5
@RUTGERS 42

OKLAHOMA ST -24
@LA LAF 62


SATURDAY 10/9
MINNESOTA 57
@WISCONSIN -21.5

SYRACUSE 44
@S FLORIDA -8

ILLINOIS 42
@PENN ST. -8

INDIANA 57.5
@OHIO ST -22.5

MICHIGAN ST 64
@MICHIGAN -4.5

MEMPHIS 52
@LOUISVILLE -16.5

MIAMI (OH) 50
@CINCINNATI -17

BC 46.5
@NC ST -9.5

CLEMSON 51.5
@N CAROLINA -2.5

VIRGINIA 47
@GA TECH -8.5

TEMPLE 52
@N ILLINOIS -4

NAVY -6
@WAKE FOREST 48.5

UNLV 48
@W VIRGINIA -27.5

W MICHIGAN 49.5
@BALL ST -3.5

TENNESSEE 48
@GEORGIA -12

E MICH 53
@VANDERBILT -26.5

UTAH -6
@IOWA ST 54.5

COLORADO 52
@MISSOURI -13

C MICH 53.5
@V TECH -23

B GREEN
@OHIO -9

E CAROLINA 59
@SO MISS -9

COLORADO ST 47.5
AIR FORCE -25

AKRON 47.5
KENT -17

ALABAMA -7
@S CAROLINA 48

LSU
@FLORIDA -7

WYOMING
@TCU -34.5

ARIZONA 61.5
@WASHINGTON -2

UCLA 48.5
@CAL -8

PITT 50
@NOTRE DAME -5.5

ARMY 42
@TULANE EVEN

BAYLOR 62
@TX TECH -2

TEXAS A&M 61
@ARKANSAS -6.5

FLORIDA ST
@MIAMI (FL) -6

UTAH ST -1
LA TECH 53.5

SAN JOSE ST
@NEVADA -39

SDSU -5
@BYU 50.5

OREGON -34.5
@WASH ST 70

OREGON ST 50
@ARIZONA -8.5

AUBURN -7
@KENTUCKY 58

PURDUE 50
@N’WESTERN -10

MISS ST -5
@HOUSTON 56

NEW MEXICO 51
@NM ST -4

USC 59
@STANFORD -9.5

TOLEDO
@BOISE ST -39

TULSA 62
@SMU -7

RICE 57.5
@UTEP -9

HAWAII 63
@FRESNO ST -11

ARK ST -2.5
@N TEXAS

W KENTUCKY 54.5
@FL INTL -9

FAU 48
@LA MONROE -3.5

PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE GOES LEAGUEWIDE AND TAKES OVER CFGL PENTHOUSE. PRIMETIME HITS 4-TEAM PARLAY FOR 76 PT ANOMALY.

The Week 5 average was just over 22 pts as over 60% of the League had successful CUSA picks. Betting against the Lobos was the smart choice again, as over 250 points were won on anti-Lobo sentiment. PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE continued to fulfill his CFGL destiny as his stock went up 38 points which puts him at #1 in the League. But, it was a rare clearheaded performance from PRIMETIME that won the West Valley for the week with a 76, which includes 35 points from his successful 4-team parlay. He goes from the basement to #22 with his monster win. BIZZEM has a perfect week hangover and posts a zero, which takes him from the top to #5 and 29 points behind PRESTIGE in the conference.

Midwest Shore stud #2 HACK ATTACK sits only a Power Game behind PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE in the League as he follows last weeks 58 with a 34.5 performance. But, the conference bonus goes to a 50 point Power stack from LA MAQUINA who moves up 18 spots to #11. SCAGA flaunts his big picker again and posts a 38-point week that moves him from #5 to #3.

In the NE Heights, the gas is left on and THE OVEN explodes with a 38 point week. Her 10-point bonus puts her up five spots in the League at #6 as her worse-half HOLLYWOOD HUSSION hangs a 10 and rounds out a Top Ten separated by only 52 points. In the Big Canyon, SITUATION beats out BLUE for the conference glory and jumps up ten spots to #9. But #4 CAROLINA FIRE ANTS still holds strong to the conference lead by just under 4 winners.

AUNT BETTY’S FRIED CHICKEN rises slightly higher than FIRST LADY and RAMROD in the Southern Plateau to capture the conference bonus. AUNT BETTY’S 41 puts ‘em in a very dangerous position- right underneath the weird man two-some of MORMON WHORES. The West Atlantic was absolutely dreadful again as the conference averaged only one win per team. MILE HIGH wins the bonus with a mere 17 points and #8 SKINNY DIP drops trou to reveal a shrunken and disappointing 8 pump performance.

Week 6 is an INDEPENDENTS Week. So pick the ND, Navy or Army game. Let us know if you have any questions.

*PIck sheet- ties are in yellow (3 pts), wins in green, and losses in purple.

Love,
The Commissioner