CFGL Final Standings
Season 8 Bowl Season has come to a close and as was revealed three games ago, TP3 becomes the 8th different bowl champion in our history. Though our champion gave away his 35 point game on LSU, he had enough to withstand a late charge by both Drew Bledsoe and Dee's Pimpin'.
TP3 finished with 431.5 and ended up converting over 68% of his total risked points. The champion used two five game winning streaks and won twelve of his last fifteen and his reign was never threatened down the stretch.
But our champion is only part of the story...
- The biggest story of our Bowl Season may be the well-endowed veteran triumvirate, The Well Hungarians. After five years as The Holy Trinity, the father-son-son combo decided to represent a different kind of god and change their name, hoping that inspiration would hit with their picks. During the regular season, a single point separated them from the top 10 and the $, giving them each hope for the Bowl Season. The bowl season turned out to be even more heartbreaking as they ended up picking 65+% of their games right; a number eight percentage points higher than our winner. When it came to divvying up their points however, they had a 60% conversion rate. It will be a long off-season for the gentlemen, but they have a lot to be proud of.
- 2nd place finisher and League original, Dee's Pimpin' finished in 2nd place, just 15 points behind our winner. Dee started the bowl season missing 5 of his first 6 picks, but finished 10 of his last 12 to give TP3 a real competitor to think about. Dee gave away no game worth more than 25 and sends a message to the League that he is going nowhere and will compete for years to come.
- Top rookie finisher was Get Drew Bledsoe in the Hall of Fame, and although there are not many that agree with his politics, you can't argue with his picks. This rookie had a great regular season finish in the top 15 and then a 3rd for the bowls. After 16 games, GDBITHF was 13-2-1 and looking like he could secure his own spot in the CFGL HOF. He was victimized by both Miss St and Iowa in swing games and one wonders if he would have given up his Big Ten loyalty, if he would have won. NW $line, Ohio St. loyalty, Iowa, and worst of all Penn St cost Drew 77 total points.
- Bowl Champion of 2007, The First Lady acted as if she had never seen the pigskin and converted on just over 30% of her points. In fairness, TFL began a cake decorating class this year and really distracted her from her picks. Just above her was Flute w/No Holes. Taking his name from Caddyshack, Flute is quickly becoming the butt of many a joke each year in the CFGL. UNC will likely continue to be shit against the spread, meaning that Flute will likely continue not to be competitive. The Doctor also took on a new name this year, but could be sued for malpractice after his bowl performance. Hawks 46th place finish may have just been rookie jitters, but what is HEAD's excuse. The man who can track dozens of games on his iPad while holding his baby has lost his touch picking games. The League is a better place when Head is competitive...well, we think it would be, he never has been. Rum Bomber opened a pet grooming shop this year, and this small business owner has no business in the bottom of the CFGL standings. La Maquina became the "Bad Pick Machine" as his results were muy malo in bowl season. After game 12, the insurance claims investigator from ABQ sent in an email surrender, despite having 23 games to go. Hack Attack won his first four and then gave away 8 of his last 10 to finish in the bottom quartile. Seminole 26 has a strong history with the CFGL but this year ended up being buried pretty early. His automatic "out of office" response to every email sent this year was a real inbox filler. 505Chicharito went for his eighth overall nickname and second worst of his career. His results? Just the same, but he has a strong CFGL following in many Latin countries. Juice juiced 35 points on Temple, but never got it together after that. Typically competitive, one begins to wonder if "performance decreasing drugs" are at play. Last year's second place finisher Aunt Betty's Fried Chicken finished under 300 this year and just two points ahead of Mentally Denarded, who was a loyal tweeter all season. Glad to have you back Denarded...Air Raid finished 1.5 points out of his first regular season championship but never got it going with the bowls. He is someone to be wreckin' with in the future for sure. Carolina Fire Ants, iBlink, and Wilson all finished in the Top 15 of the bowl season, giving them each hope for a breakthrough win next year. And it was the Mormon Whores who acted like real gentlemen this year, getting all of their picks in on time. Perhaps this new leaf will lead to their first win of their career...maybe coming this close will break this pair up into their own teams and we can see who the real whore is...
- Rookies were the story in Season 8, as 14 new members were added to the ever expanding CFGL. Our regular season champion was first timer and League watchdog, the Barndawg. In fact, 5 of the top 10 regular season finishers were rookies, and 3 of the top 10 in bowl season had never played before. In a year that saw expansion from 37 to 50, it was C'mon Rookie, Twinsons, Double Bird Strike, Drew Bledsoe, Jamie O'Hare, Michigan Hates U, Drunken Sailor, Frank the Tank, Schematic Advantage, Simon's Wrecking Crew, Sooners 200, O-H-I-O, and Hawks that made this season as good as it was. The CFGL owes a huge "thank you" to all of you who took the plunge the first time and hope we have you back for Season IX.
- The intrigue that developed between now League veterans, Team Wigley and Hollywood Hussion was a big topic this year. Off the field issues plagued the former couple as they each took shots at the other through email, Twitter, and the Facebook page. In the end, it was Wigley who got the better end of the deal, not only finishing ahead of Hollywood in both the bowls and regular season, but also not having to be his girlfriend anymore.
- Family finishes are always a very sensitive issue especially after Mamacita put her four boys in their place in last year's bowl season. This year it was Coach who ruled over the Johnson family as Tejon, Deeds, Mr. KJ, The First Lady, and Mamacita never had a chance. Mile High took the Hussion family crown with a 17th place finish, which earns him a free dinner at Carrows from his dad and brother the next time he is in Santa Fe. Hussions vs. Johnsons boys: Johnsons- 965.5 Hussions 899. Maybe next year... Probably never.
- As for former champions... it was never meant to be for Hammes, Urban Cowboy, Bizzem, or Scaga. Disappointing performances from all four makes us wonder if it their respective wins were just a fluke or if they will ever contend again. Primetime gave his second win a run, but finished 5th.
The CFGL is looking to be even stronger in Season IX and we are already making tweaks, with the NCAA Football season just 269 days away. Look to hear from us in June when we begin to recruit our players. We hope that you all enjoyed the picks and banter and that you will let other responsible or degenerate fans know about our pool.
Have a great offseason!
Deeds and Commish
